₦airaland Forum

White power forever!

Look at the mediocre road people are celebrating.

Africans will continually remain at the bottom of the development ladder as long as we openly celebrate mediocrity.

White Power!

God forbid! These black, smelly Nigerian girl buttocks?!!!

You can kindly fucxkk off and declare your own country. We don't want anything to do with parasitic leeches we have nothing in common with.

O boy you go drink Coke?

alen4smith:
tonye and Atiku have something in common who can guess?

Delusions of grandeur

PDP: Please don't vote for Buhari!

Electorate: Who then shall we vote for?

PDP: You know......just don't vote for Buhari. That man is in his seventies. He is deaf. He is rascally. He is very thin. He looks like a herdsman. And he is Fulani

Electorate: Okay PDP . We have heard. Who should we vote for?

PDP: Very good..... Please in the interest of your children and their children, don't vote for Buhari. Buhari is the reason Nigeria is a third world country. He is sick. So the country is sick. Anybody who votes for Buhari is a slave, an slowpoke. Buhari stopped the Lagos metro line project in 1984 and commissioned a Lagos bus stop in 2018.

He is a reverse gear.

Electorate: So PDP who shall we vote for?

PDP: Please don't allow Buhari deceive you. He is a witch hunter. He is an Islamic extremist. He wants to islamize Nigeria. He is very corrupt. He might even be a womanizer. That Naomi Campbell. Buhari has no certificate. He might even be owing billions in taxes. He has refused to declare his assets. He looks like an igbo smoker!

Electorate: So PDP, who shall we vote for?

PDP: If you vote Buhari the country will collapse. Herdsmen will take over Benue. Igbos will leave for Biafra. Militants will blow all the pipelines and head for the ocean. Ebola will come back. If you vote Buhari, there will be many miscarriages and divorces. The man is evil.

Electorate: Who shall we vote for !!!!!

PDP: Buhari is incompetent. He has no soul. He doesn't sleep at night. He hasn't read in the last 3o years. He looks like stock fish. That could be why rats live in his office. Buhari is from Chad. No he is from Sudan. He doesn't eat rice . He hates parties. He doesn't like the chibok girls. Please don't vote Buhari. He is not human

Electorate. PDP! Who shall we vote for

PDP : Please don't... Don't oooo.... don't vote...Buhari Buhari...Buhari....Buhari....Boobooboo...Buhari...Boooooooo

Dear Jeebus,

Your father is a fat frog?? �

Black people are beyond redemption. White power!

kolaaderin:
They simply cant afford their steaming population turning into Zombie. it would be a serious disaster having over 1 billion lamed mumu in a country of such population. Prevention is better than solution, Nigeria is a very sorry example, both religion are sounding serious problem for the seat down look black unproductive mumus who so much believe in miracle and magic in solving their daily challenges rather than using their God given brain for solution.

Pounded yam and egusi soup with assorted meat and chilled small stout fall on you.

Black man. Black Brain.

MhizAJ:
Everyone is now an expert on relationship issue even when their relationship is complicated




I just love the way i am
I gat peace of mind

No drama whatsoever
Relationship is tiring...

D.i.ll.d.o is bae...

Listen to all these fake a.ss Nigerians talking about spirituality and sin when it comes to masturbation.

Please with all your spirituality and holiness, why is your country such a sh1thole?

Spirituality, spirituality yet it hasn't translated to value for human life.

Bunch of religious dolts living in an underdeveloped pig sty.

One would have thought with all the religiosity and spirituality in abundance, Nigeria would be heaven on Earth.

Nonsense and ingredient.

Masturbate to your heart's content but be moderate in your sexual pleasure. Else you would have a chaffed dick, sore clit, and blue balls.

PotatoSalad:
I have insomnia, so I chatted with my asian friend on Facebook. Dude said i should fap and watch myself sleep like a baby

It works!

Your body releases oxytocin after you reach orgasm and this relaxes you to sleep.

Healthy men would masturbate to this.

https://img.bidorbuy.co.za/image/upload/user_images/771/3141771/3141771_151117185607_Brazilian-butt-lift.jpg

Nigerians can be so hypocritical and sanctimonious.

Masturbation is healthy for the body and soul. Like with everything in Life, moderation is key.


W.aaa.n.k up there!

I love masturbation.

So healthy. So drama-free. So relaxing.

Release the Oxytocin. Choke the Bishop.