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Romance › Re: Some Interesting Facts We Probably Don't Know About Kissing. by doncutie(m): 6:32pm On Nov 14, 2015

obinnashady:
Its too bad that babes do not know how to kiss now and guys move around with bad breath these days like they don't wash their mouth...am a bad kisser just like usher,but bad breath turn me off

I agree with you especially on the lady part... I remember clearly a day when my last bae and i were lip-locking and my eyes where shot as usual feeling the moment, only for moi to take a peek and see her wide open eyes while we were kissing.

E just off me! cry

From then on i made my observation and actually dats how she goes about the business huh

Romance › Re: Photo: When You Are In A Long Distance Relationship. by doncutie(m): 10:30pm On Nov 09, 2015

Her bwest is @ the penile level though... They can start from there.

Poems For Review › Re: NPC Collaboration Poetry Competition Season 2: The Renga Fiesta by doncutie(m): 12:04pm On Nov 09, 2015

AishyWemsy:
Wow guy, guy wow, am speechless, u r simply good. We must be one heck of poets. I Appreciate that

Thanks and your wlkm AishyWemsy.

Poems For Review › Re: NPC Collaboration Poetry Competition Season 2: The Renga Fiesta by doncutie(m): 10:32am On Nov 09, 2015*

AlPeter:
bros, you finish me...... But

why are so cruel to people
always trying to oppress the feeble
with words that pricks like the needle
discouraging those still trying to mumble
guy, you have to be very careful
before I send you back to the cradle

What's it gonna be Alpeter ? 07069748741 holla moi on whatapp.

Poems For Review › Re: NPC Collaboration Poetry Competition Season 2: The Renga Fiesta by doncutie(m): 8:54am On Nov 03, 2015

AishyWemsy:
I caught him watching me sleep
He smiled and kissed me good morning
We got up prayed, had some chores
We fed each other and prepared for work
We kissed good bye, I slowed down and said HEY HONEY HAVE A SUPER DAY
Love is complicated and yet SO SIMPLE

I watched you sleep 'cause it keeps me at peace

I smiled & kissed gudmorning 'cause your lips are mine 4 keeps

We pray 2geda so God could 4eva make me the nigger you'll ever need

Yes we fed each other and left 4 work 'cause without you i can't breath

Wen you said 'Hey honey, have a super day' i mumbled You gave me one 2day

Yep it's complicated no doubt 'cause what comes across da thought of better half remains a mystery

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Poems For Review › Re: NPC Collaboration Poetry Competition Season 2: The Renga Fiesta by doncutie(m): 7:54am On Nov 03, 2015*

Laveda

Let's go then you and I

as the evening spreads against the Sky

through gasping pleasurable Streets

to loves thresholding Beats

moaning away our mind's Lust

to the stampedes of orgasmic Thrust

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Literature › Re: SANDRA a Love, Passion And Betrayal novel-By Redgem by doncutie(m): 4:40pm On Jul 10, 2015

redgem:
There will be no more updates cos I'm not getting the audience I desire

Sobbing!

Literature › Re: SANDRA a Love, Passion And Betrayal novel-By Redgem by doncutie(m): 3:57pm On Jul 09, 2015

Redgem you got me coming back 4 da next story line. Keep it coming!

Career › Re: Inspiring Story Of A Disabled Lady Who Rose To Prominence. by doncutie(m): 5:51pm On Jun 30, 2015

[quote author=Freemanan post=35329060][/quote]This nah your role model huh

Eyah!

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Career › Re: Inspiring Story Of A Disabled Lady Who Rose To Prominence. by doncutie(m): 4:48pm On Jun 30, 2015

Omotayor123:
Nice... But I no read am sha...

op can summarize lerra

This is one of the reasons why the westerners posits that if you want to hide something from a black man, just put it in them books... They just too lazy to read comprehensions.

Travel › Re: Flood Caused By Heavy Rainfall In Calabar by doncutie(m): 7:25am On Jun 30, 2015

Themandator:
Torrrentially...

Noted

Travel › Re: Flood Caused By Heavy Rainfall In Calabar by doncutie(m): 10:59am On Jun 29, 2015

Four days straight and it has been raining profusely, me don tire sef... *Covers Hoodie*

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Jobs/Vacancies › Things We Did When We Were Kids by doncutie(op): 5:25pm On Jun 24, 2015

Admit it!!! There were moments you had as a kid were you tried out stuffs to know if you had superpowers, right?

Hehehe, I rememberd how i would stare at an object for a while 2 make it move or explode. grin

Health › Re: 19th June - World Sickle Cell Anaemia Day. My Story As A Warrior by doncutie(m): 12:12pm On Jun 22, 2015

treasuremabel:
Norflex, folic acids, bico, astymine syrup

But currently I don't take any medications, just fruit n enough water everyday
Yea sounds impossible right? but I took those drugs last like 8months ago

I don't depend on any of those drugs either... Just them fruits and water. Am 25 now and its been ages ah saw my crisis occur. #I'm_a_warrior

Fashion › Re: Which Of These Would You Rock To keep Your Body Smooth This Harmattan? (PICS) by doncutie(m): 8:26am On Jan 13, 2015

Aboniki balm sure pass joor

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs. Southampton (0 - 1) On 11th January 2015 by doncutie(m): 6:42pm On Jan 11, 2015

;DI just dey laff in chinese... kikiki

Forum Games › Re: For People With Sharp Eyes by doncutie(m): 8:00pm On Dec 10, 2014

UC FAST

Romance › Re: Mentalities Of Opposite Sex You Hate by doncutie(m): 7:14am On Aug 01, 2014*

evegran: . votre francais est fragile, mais comme je le disais plut tot. Je vais examiner.

hahaha
d'accord
qui qui, Je suis étudiant français à la moment; donc je parle un peu français
Comment prendre fairez-votre français?

Romance › Re: Mentalities Of Opposite Sex You Hate by doncutie(m): 9:05pm On Jul 30, 2014

Otunbakay: Merci beaucoup
Je suis comptable
C'est quoi ta profession?
Deuxiement, c'est quoi ton numero de telephone?

D'accord
Non, Ce n'est pas mon profession
je suis étudiant français à la centre de Français ici
Tu veux moi de envoi tu mon numéro portable huh

TV/Movies › Re: Name The Worst Cartoon Ever by doncutie(m): 5:16pm On Jul 30, 2014

Guykhena: erm
All Animes

*Modified*
Na wa o,all Naruto,dragon balls,bleach peeps,
Pls have pity on my mentions,,,,,

I take it that your a muppet show fan

Romance › Re: Mentalities Of Opposite Sex You Hate by doncutie(m): 4:35pm On Jul 30, 2014

evegran: merci. Your advise will be considered.

Lolz
Dire moi tu ne sérieusement pas considérer ce

Romance › Re: Mentalities Of Opposite Sex You Hate by doncutie(m): 4:24pm On Jul 30, 2014

Otunbakay: Je m'appelle Otunbakay
Je parle Yoruba
Je suis c'eliba taire
Je t'aime

Hello, j'mapplle doncutie
Je vien état de Cross River
C'est célibataire ne pas c'elibataire
Deuxièmement, enchanté!

Food › Re: Best Method For Preparing Noodles.lets Exchange Recipes With(out) Pictures by doncutie(m): 8:49pm On Jul 27, 2014

panyam: I laughed and tears came from my eyes!
What!!!! Guy you should be in comedy biz!

Food › Re: Best Method For Preparing Noodles.lets Exchange Recipes With(out) Pictures by doncutie(m): 6:02pm On Jul 27, 2014

Ok, lemme break it down 2 y'all quick...

1) Get yo water heated

2) While yo on dat get yo noddles ripped off and eaten raw

3) Having eaten the right amount of noodles, yo myt wanna drain it down with yo boiled up water.

I know yo asking yoself by now "whr da heck does da noodles ingredients go?" Trust me yo gonna love dis part wink

4) Spread out yo noodles ingredients on a flat surface and arrange 'em in a straight line, get a short tube and start sniffing! *By now yo shud be high on Sarkodie's raps*
And Voila!!! cheesy

Yo just had yo best meal served

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