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I remember treating a girl that way!!!

Sick

Nigeria... I'll probably choose a state where people wouldn't want to kill me because I'm successful.
I'm happy to be here in SA, cos our brothers and sisters back home are dying for one stupid reason or another. I'll take PH or Lagos.

Punny on a womans head--- mouth!!
Next question pls...

Wow! @Op really got the whole guys on the Forum...

tellwisdom: U dis gayytic goat . Have u seen sexyshitz??

Lol! I'm no GAY.. I'm straight. Who's sexyshits? I believe he'll be more than ready to exchange words with you.

Idowuogbo: Yes u can o!

says obama sha

Aunty Idowuogbo! Quit deceiving the girl... It's a NO answer.

What a blessing... !!!

NO

chaircover: I havent been here for a while.

Please before I respond, can someone confirm that this is the real 190

I believe u checked out the grammar... No doubt!!

Lucario007: Is this supposed to be a joke? Maybe because u haven't lost any one you love to bomblast before, i pray u do so that you will think before posting this type of trash again. Do you know the number of people and love ones that have been lost because of Boko Haram bombings? And here you are posting jokes about it. Absolute rubbish posted by a catatonic halfwit.

Wow! You must be really pissed! I'm sorry for being a catatonic halfwit... My bad! Sorry bro

BREAKING NEWS.......
A bomb just exploded in Kano again, this time in
a cemetery! Every dead body ran out of their
graves but no casualties recorded. The CP has
asked them to return 2 their graves and go about
their normal spiritual affairs without fear!
Lolz

Making a point @A Zed!!!

What kind of woman would put her career above Family?
There are limits to some Bullsh1t.

^^ that's a tough one!

3 drunk guyz {akpos ejiro and victor) enta a Taxi, D
taxi driver knew that dey were drunk so he started d
engine & turned it off again. He told them "We done
reach there, The 1st guy {akpos} gave him money &
2nd guy {ejiro} said "thank u" D 3rd guy {victor}
gave the driver a slap. The driver was shocked,
thinking the 3rd drunked guy knew what he did. But
he asked "what's that for?" D 3rd guy {victor}replied.
"CONTROL UR SPEED NEXT TIME, u nearly killed
us!!!

Odunnu: Dialogue is the answer. He has to appeal to his wife or stand by her decision

Good one! @Odunu

pato405: bank my foot. have you ever heard the word ''induced retirement''?

What kind of retirement is that?

^^^ But u are already married!!

slimyem: none!
You are either single and lonely or in a relationship and miserable!
Its like choosing between the devil and the deep blue sea!

Wow! I love thAt... Good one..

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]Bro, you really need to reduce the amount of dumb threads you create. . . Just saying.[/color][/quote]Ok! Bro.

Who is more happier? Give your reasons why!!!

Lolz!

^^^ Hahahaha!

^^ is that the solution?

bennyraz: I smell lies all over your thread.

I'm glad u did! Not me... Happened to a friend!..

I see

Ok...

The full Gist .....My Wife Caught Me When I was about
to Have Sex with my Neighbour – What can I do?
I’m 45 and my wife is 41. We have daughters aged 21
and 19. My neighbour is 38 and single. She is a full-
time primary school teacher and cares for her elderly
mother. She’s gorgeous and I could never understand
why she’d not been snapped up. She called me a few
weeks ago to say that her mother had fallen out of her
chair and asked me to go round to help her.
I was there in a flash and together we lifted her mum
back up and she seemed OK. My neighbour got her
mum into bed for a nap and was then so grateful and
teary I made us a cuppa. We sat at the table and she
poured her heart out – saying she’d never been able to
go out on dates because of her mother and how lonely
she felt.
I wiped her tears away and hugged her, and she
turned my face towards her and kissed me. I felt so
turned on. She asked me to have sex with her so we
did it there and then, in the kitchen while her mother
was asleep upstairs. I felt like a teenager again, and
she texted me the next day and came over to my house
as I’d finished work early.
We were just having a cuddle when my wife walked
through the door and caught us. She was rooted to the
spot, not being able to believe what she’d seen. My
neighbour ran home and my wife was so upset she told
my girls as soon as they came in from work. I feel like
such an idiot. Our marriage is in tatters. What should I do?