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I couldn't finish the post, but I wouldn't really make a big deal outa the situation.... Life's too complicated to give your whole heart to some random girl!!

If it gets too serious with her ex... I'll just let her go!

Idowuogbo: Loolll..

Y na?

She's having the best time of her life!
Nobody likes to be interrupted when making love.. So! I'll just back off and let her enjoy my bed for the last time. Cheers

I don't think my gf needs to be rescued!!

Heart mend

I'll excrete the semen and hand it to her... Ask my price, she pays and I leave. Deal end!

I'm not fu. .c...king a married woman! No f*c*kn way

Wake up by 5AM, cook her favorite meal and serve her breakfast in bed!!

Na wa o!

Nice idea...

And how they feel holding a boys head! While theirs is attached to their body?

These experiences are still better compared to what is happening in the EAST. I often believe there must be a gun factory in the EAST.
Okada riders, Cab drivers all rob people with different fire arms ( both day and night).
I was robbed in broad daylight by an okada rider who ripped me off my phone, money, necklace and chains. This happened in 2008. Now they are getting smarter and at times, will not ask first but shoot first. What is Nigeria becoming?

People should ....., I don't know what to say! I think ....
Why would he behead a boy? It's inhumane...
He's psychologically, and mentally unstable!! I'll gladly behead these culprits even if it is the only sin that might take me to hell.

I think I'll need some too..

Babaofor: I met a girl in school,at first we were just friends,we joke alot buh gradually i fell in love wit her.i tried talking to her buh she thinks its another joke.pls advice me on what to do.

Trust me, all you need is pu.n.ny.. And after that, you'll see how fast that Love will fade! It's a boy's thing.. Wait till you become a man.

Wow! What a sexy boy..... I'm impressed! I would date this guy without even knowing that he is not girl.

Eeeeerrrrmmmmm! NO

Akpors called his girlfriend on
phone that he got BB for her. She
was happy, so she told her friends
the good news. She dressed up to
the Akpors' place.........
Girlfriend: Baby I love u so so
much. Wow, so u got a BB for me?
Wow I can't wait. Please where is
it?
Akpors: Yes dear, u know I love u
and I will do anything to make u
happy. Go to the table u will find
it....
Girlfriend: Okay dear...... Pls love I
can't find it here. Maybe u come
and help me.
Akpors: Baby u mean u can't see
the BREAD and BEANS on the
table?
Girl friend got angry and broke Akpos head
Akpors will be discharged from
the hospital tomorrow.

Teacher: Ok class, let’s show the principal &
our guests how much we've learnt so far this
year! Let’s do comparisons…

So I say small, U
say small, smaller, smallest..
[students nod]

Class:”Big, Bigger, Biggest..”

Teacher:”clean..”
Class:”clean, cleaner, cleanest..

Teacher:”tall….
Class:”tall, taller, tallest….

Teacher[smiles]:”very good!!
Class:”very good, very gooder, very goodest..

Teacher:”oh gosh..”
Class: oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!!

Teacher:”stop it now”
Class:”stop it now…stop it nower…stop it
nowest!!

Teacher:”oh please..”
Class:”oh please, oh pleaser…O’ pleasest..”

Teacher:”Look at me..!!
Class:”look at me, look at me-er, look at me-
est..

Teacher:”what a disgrace!
Class:”what a disgrace, what a disgracer,
what a disgrace-st.

Teacher[furious]: I don die…
Class: I don die, I don dier, I don diest Lwkmd

I was in the public toilets and just got started to do my
business, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi !, how
are you ?"
Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said
"So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same
as you, From next door,
"Can I come over?". Annoyed, I said " rather busy right
now". The voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you
back, there's an Id.iot next
door answering all my questions".

Good!

MIND YOUR LANGUAGE!
4 Guyz,a Russian,a German,an American & Frenchman
found a Small Genie bottle & when they rubbed the
bottle,a Genie appeared.Thanful that the guys had
realeased from out of the bottle,he said,
"Next to you all are 4 Swimming Pools.I will give each
of U a wish.
When U run towards the Pool & jump,you must shout
what you want the pool of water to become &
then,your wish will come true.
The Frenchman wanted to start.He ran towards the
pool,jumped & shouted "WINE!"
The pool immediately changed into a Pool of Wine.The
Frenchman was happy swimming & drinking from the
Pool.
Next,the Russian ran & shouted into a different Pool
"VODKA" & immersed himself into a Pool of Vodka.
The German shouted "BEER" & it was the same for
him & he was a very happy man indeed..
The Last was the American.He was running towards
the Pool when he suddenly stepped on a banana
peel,slipped towards the Pool & shouted..
.
.
.
.
.
"S.H.IT!!!!"

You knock for my office, I said " come in"... You entered and saw my name on My table (MR DAVID), u come dey ask " Are you Mr David?"
....
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......
Ans: No, I'm Mr Wale.

Lol! Break up after Xmas? :hahahahahahaha