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chiefobdk:
odogwu. ==== man. able bodied man. warrior

Alright thanks sire.

chiefobdk:
odogwu


the tall guy on dread na British citizen. naija pops jamaican mum..dey nnewi dey do jazz. smh.

chiefo pls what's the interpretation of that Odogwu in English?

leverage12:
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good day sire, how much at the bolded.

LMFashions:
What? A cow died, this is serious gbege. Ogun state should prepare for war for the death of that one cow.

lol

doskie:
for your inverters and solar power installation; www.nitramfrost.com thats the best in lagos Nigeria.
for 1 complete year now with a 10kva system. I do not know what 5 mins of power outage feels like. or call 07030222860.

with all due respect sire, can you intimate the full price quotation for this your 10kva solar system?

I concur

firstolalekan:
And why should a male doctor operate on a female patient in the first fûcking place


Why do we have female doctors?

Go to any medical school in this country, the population of female medical students is always 50% or higher to the male's population.

I CAN NEVER ALLOW MY WIFE TO VISIT A MALE GYNECOLOGIST.

WHERE ARE ALL THE FÚCKING FEMALE DOCTORS?

you are just stammering Sir no offense, pray situation don't make u kneel and beg a male doctor to operate on your wife.

Ruggedity

Addicted2Women:
I know the church.
The founder and pastor of that church is a Nairalander.

I don't wanna reveal the owner, his moniker starts with Ngw and ends with nu

Another clue is, - the person is a popular transgendered.

Abduletudaye:
This Happened When A Man Was Making A Call Infront Of A Bank In Gbagada

I still cant believe it because it happened almost in a split second.

a fair in complexioned man was making a call infront of a certain bank in Gbagada and it looked like he just finised using the ATM machine. There was a bike man wearing a blue jean top with folded sleeves just station close to the main express. All of a sudden, the bike man sped forth and snatched this mans phone..

The man couldnt shout 'Ole' because he was in shock. The bike man sped towards Mafoluku, NCI, Underbrigde.

This happened barely 20min ago..

heard the man saying he repaired the phone screen for 75k alone. chai!!!

Please lets all be careful how we hold our phones in public.

lucky thief, u try such stunt with me, u'll go down, am always armed.

I often wonder why super Falcons are under appreciated financially, while the super Eagles (chickens) who are very disappointing keep getting excess financial gratification.

I think the Nigerian football association is setting a bad precedent.

That 10k is a slap on the face, after the hard work and dedication, would have been better if they didn't pay them any sum at all.

obulla:
U can snap the hard copies u have and post them here. That will help everyone. This email stuff is really distracting (personal opinion).

Alright would do that.

mimzy007:
He said pls

That's right, but would have been better if he tagged somebody. Besides the one I've got is hard copy compilation.

ikuesanjo:
Pls send it to ikuesanjo@gmail.com

Bro common to beg, u don't know how to beg the proper way. If I ask who are u begging to send to that email?.

wtfCode:
i need that sim bad bad

Haha Naso, I believe you.

Praise the Lord, I went to church today, for about 6 consecutive Sundays I've been seeing this thread at home, with caption "reasons why you didn't went to church today". I rebuke devil, Satan was about making my body a strong hold.

omenka:
After seeing those pictures and reading those tweets, this is all you could come up with.

Don't you have a soul

@post: where are the TY Danjumas, the IBBs, the Dangotes, the Ali Modu Sheriffs, and the Atiku Abubakars of this country when you need them?? They surely can fix this without a dent made on their account. Why can't they leave a lasting legacy by lending a helping hand here??

Were this to be some political event/fundraiser arranged by some billionaire, you'd see them all over the place donating hundreds of millions!!

Your people need you now more than ever sirs!

Believe me sire, most of those top northerners u mentioned there, are very OK with the situation that way, and may not be willing to help. U won't understand why, I served in the north believe me.

zik4ever:
Can anyone confirm reports that PMS is going for N700-N800 per litre in Gombe State?

Hmm I don't think it's true, but in this Era of negative change won't b surprised, besides I bought 400 naira per litre in Cali city this evening.

Ameena:
It's not too late nau....u can still do wat he did.

Ogar Abeg Park well, didn't u read "if I had voted change" ? Or u don't comprehend written English at night.?

Cutehector:
Dats hw all these stvpid boys will be collecting female pics from facebook and be using to deceive guys in nairaland... I pitty dem

Your on point sire, as for me I regard all f handles here as males. If I intend hooking up I do it with peeps in reality.

I swear down of I had voted change, I'll have done what this young man just did.

HazzanTazzan:
Nawa o. She put juju for hand?

E go be for ring.

TippyTop:
Hermaphrodite
By the way there's one here on nairaland, he's name is Nge.........
complete the rest.

Nekwe..... Somebody pls help complete it for me.

NnamdiN:
she asked for your address

Nice try, she said and I quote,, "u are the craziest guy I've ever met, i admire your guts". In summary we screwed.

NnamdiN:
Why not just go straight to the point

They're humans, they like to phuck too

On point man, I once exchanged numbers with a girl, Before she departed i told her, "I'll love to Bleep you someday, think about it".

She was dumbfounded and we departed, guess what she told me when we spoke some days later?

Ain't scared of any of the listed there. The only one that kinda freaked me is the Alien invasion.

Mine is not injury, but would never forget the day muscle pull caught me in the field, I was told by my team mates that I was chewing grass on the pitch. (I totally didn't knew myself again).

Bluezy13:
...the thought of masturbation has never crossed my mind What thought pushed you into writing this stuff







Anyways, Sincerely, I'll advise you not to rejoice yet.
Experience has taught me that masturbation can't be stopped, it will "surely" resurface after a perhaps long while.

My believe is that one can either manage masturbation by gradually reducing the rate at which one masturbates or most importantly, get your mind occupied by something else.
I implore you continue to occupy your mind with the things of God...as I pray God helps you and those of us who are victims as well.

Stay away from circumstances that will cause you to masturbate...




I'm happy and thank God for you

Very well articulated comment, but the bolded got me lol, are u equating masturbation to reggae, which can't be stopped, but can only have the volume reduced.

victorD3:
It's a Hausa thing they stack it inside the grave so he can roast suya in the grate beyond .

So if him roast suya the firewood come finish, what next? You no get sense I swear

lomaxx:
Absolute bullshit. A million traditional bone setters cannot do what a properly trained Nigerian Doctor can do.

I cannot count the number of referrals that come to the Orthopedic clinic from a failed TBS.
A four year old boy fell from an okada and had a total fracture of his ulna and radius (the bones of the forearm). On presentation to our unit, the orthopedic surgeon calmed the father down, told him the bone will heal fully and well in less than 6 months, and started the management.

All he had to do was do the ABC of fracture management and immobilize the limb. He explained that because the boy is young and still growing his bone will heal faster and well. A dime was not charged beyond that which was required.


Now you go to your nonsense TBS, who practically does the same thing but will charge you 150,000 for your ignorance. The bone healing of a child doesn't depend on the doctor - it is a property of the bone itself.

The story changes when there's a nidus of infection in the bone. Bone fractures are wounds and must follow the principles of wound management including proper aseptic protocol. I know of a child that's struggling with chronic osteomyelitis because the parents ignorantly went to TBS who didn't attend a medical school to understand the principles of wound care and management.

In adults the story is a lot worse. Research has shown repetitively that Nigerian adults do not seek hospital care until the prognosis is extremely poor. A woman with a small breast lump will not come to hospital till she's in stage iv metastatic breast cancer. A man with bladder obstructive symptoms will not come to hospital till he's in urinary retention. Even pregnant women do not come for antenatal care and rather go to churches for "antenatal care" and labour and when the labour is prolonged come to hospital for emergency Caesarean section.

The story is the same for bone fractures. What Nigerian adults do not understand is that when we adults have fractures, it needs specialised care and any care other than that by anyone which resulted in healing is a pure case of luck.

TBS will set your bone to heal but why do you limp? Can the TBS manage complications of fracture healing, like non-union? Can the TBS manage hip fractures, esp those with attendant faecal and urinary incontinence? Does the TBS have trained physiotherapists to manage the client when the need arises? Does the TBS know the proper aseptic protocol should in case he's dealing with an open fracture? Can the TBS perform open reduction and internal fixation when the need arises? Can the TBS manage intraarticular fractures? Can theTBS manage unstable fractures? Does the TBS know what to do in an avulsed fracture involving rupture of close muscles and ligaments?


I can go on and on and on. But I'll rest my case today.

Sire a TBS who uses advance witchcraftry, would understand, manage and solve all the problems uv'e listed there.

Op are you sick in the head? Why should it affect his performance? Was an Ab0ki supposed to be a captain before?