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If the rain stopped and everything went dry,would you cry so i could drink a tear from your eye?

There are a lot of ways that supposedly get rid of hiccups,ranging from the absurd to the just plain stupid. I've drunk a gallon of water,i've been given a good scare,i've swallowed lumps of garri whole,and i still have the bloody hiccups!

Not work-out,just work,office work. And thanks.

Sorry. I meant V'egbe a y'ehe.

@arramyjay
1-i was at fault.
2-i dont cry. I hurt,yes,but i dont cry.
3-i hate working out,so eating a lot wont solve my prob. I'd rather work a lot.
4-two of my sisters are coming over to drag me 2 a girls day out,there'll be lots of ice-cream and male-bashing.
@Missy B,co'temwven. Lamogun. Vbe'eghe a y'ehe?

I talked it over wit a frnd who tld me that he needs time to deal with it. There's a possibility he'll be back to try and work it out,but he cld do d opposite. I havnt hrd from him since tuesday.

It depends on the 2 partners & wat kind of ppl they are. Some women arent particularly interested in sex but enjoy the intimacy of making love. Guys must learn to differentiate btw the two. Secondly,if d partners do it every nite,it can become routine,and all the fun is lost. It can become just another item on a woman's to-do list. I'm sure most guys wldnt mind jumpin on their gals,but women r very emotional creatures.

Quite frankly,i'm very suprised at the immaturity that's vividly portrayed in some of these posts. What's with all these peeps advising him to have a horde of female "friends"? That's not only immature,its stupid. He's 35,he's not a kid anymore. If he honestly believes that there's no hope for them,then he shld take a walk. I think dat wld be a mistake if the girl is innocent. Having a lot of guy frnds doesnt mean a gal is cheatin,e.g-my 1st best friend is a guy,my 2nd,a guy & my 3rd,also a guy,but i'd certainly not cheat with any of them. D only tin wrong wit wat she did was not pickin d call in his presence. That in itself isnt necessarily wrong,because there are some ppl who are very private. Her not taking d calls in ur presence doesnt necessarily mean she's hiding sumn,she cld just be a very private persn.

@topic,Do you believe in Santa Claus?

Thanx iice,and you can call me ese. I dont knw whether this is final or not. I told him sumn major,& i cldnt very well xpect him 2 give me a hug and a kiss,now cld i? He'll need time to deal wit it. @sauron,i took your advice. GTA Vice city does wonders for the soul.

As for the women,how about 1 boob falling off? I mean when she's in the act,one boob wld just detach and roll away. Wouldnt that be fun? Imagine her chasing after her runaway breast! It'd be hilarious! Or alternatively,she could gain a mystic 100 pounds that can never be lost,regardless of how many calories she tries to burn by exercise or starvation.

You know what i've always wanted? That God shld create a new punishment for adultery. I think,if a man is cheating,right in the middle of the act,his penus should shrivel,wither and/or fall off,kinda like when you put salt on an earthworm. I'm sure that would cause a whole new specie of homo faithfullus to evolve.

I'm not sure whether it's final,i want to believe it's not,but i dont want to give myself false hope. As for numbing myself to the pain,work does that,when i'm at work i cant think of anything other than work,but i cant work 24 hrs a day. The question is,what do i do in the interim? And i dont think a rebound r/shp wld be a good idea.

My question is very simple. How do you get over a bad break-up?

I dont feel any better now. The only thing that's gone is my headache.

I smiled at that.

Sauron,i'm not in the mood for a verbal sparring session,and yes,this post shld be here because it affects my heart,his and our r/shp.

@sauron,well now you know.

You have no right to tell me to get a grip because you dont know what i'm feeling right now. Words can only say so much.

You know what sauron,just drop it,please.

Hr.Hotness,i certainly hope so,and karmamod,i wont bombard his phone. I dont think i can take any more rejections.

Sauron please dont be negative. No i will not kill myself over him,i have too much self-respect for that,but i will hurt. I will hurt a lot. This is my fault. Tek's a wonderful guy and its my fault this has happened. How can you say he's not the only guy in the world? I love him,and i cant turn my feelings off and on. I cant stop loving him anymore than i can stop feeling bad right now.

Karmamod,i told him. I told him. You know what hurts the most,i felt it,i knew,he was The One.

I'm sitting here alone,staring at my phone,hurting so bad. I knew he wld storm out and leave,and he did. What i didnt plan for war that look he gave me,made me feel so . . . God,i cant even describe this. I feel so low right now. I feel so low.

Dinner,and a big part of my life is officialy over. I told you it wouldnt work out,didnt i? Its a good thing i'm not a drinking person.

Thank-you. I dont think it'll work out for me. It never does. Like a lot of stuff in my life,i blew this. It's like i'm cursed or something.

I'm not reporting this to the cops. Besides,i dont tink naija cops can do anything. I'm sure some of them dont even know what blackmail is. I think i've made a decision. I've been thinking about it all day. Its like som1 said,you cant keep running away from your own shadow. I'm so tired of this. I'm so damn tired. Tek and i are having dinner tonight. It's as good a time as any. I think i subconcsiously knew i was gonna have to tell him,i was just waiting for the perfect time to say it,only there's never a perfect time to say shit like that. I know what i have to do. Whatever will be,will be.

Cyrusdevir,are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today? You knw what u are? You're a fucking idiot,thats what. You're stupid in ways that havent even been discovered yet. If you've got nothing better to say,then shut the hell up. You're no different from her rapist. I feel sorry for you.

A-40,i'm a gal. Yes,this cld break our r/shp,but i wont go to jail,not a second time for the same crime. I've paid my dues.

I dont see what you dnt understand. Regardless,lemme break it down for you. The worst thing a guy cld do to me wld be to love me if i didnt love him back. Then i'd be in an impossible position. It's either i:1-continue the r/shp out of pity,or 2-break his heart. Most times i broke his heart. Its not my fault he fell in love with me,and i had no intention of staying with him out of pity,because that wld only bring me heartache. A second way of looking at it wld be-back then i had serious r/shp issues,i tink a part of me still does. If i was with a great guy who loved me,and i thought i was in danger of loving him back,i'd be so scared of that,i'd run away from him and the r/shp.