@Hr.Hotness,so what am i supposd to do? Walk up to him and say oh hey love,did u know i . . . ? And just to clarify things,i didnt keep a secret from him,i just didnt tell him.

Before i met a certain som1,the worst tin any guy cld 2 me wld be to love me.

@A-40,it's grievous alright. And sauron,sins differ in intensity and punishment. Ah God,this shit is eating me up.

Sauron! Jeez! O fe pa mi or what? Trust me,i dont want to add murder to my list of sins. Its already long enough.

Ima,it's like u're not getting me. My would-be blackmailer knew me way back when i was doing all that shit. Tek(my guy)doesnt knw abt dat part of me,and if he did,it would really hurt him,and by extension,us. My would-be blackmailer is asking for a fee(which seems small to me)to keep his lips sealed.

Coming clean wit my secrets wld require my telling him abt a part of me he has no idea even existed. How can i even do that? The guy who's trying to blackmail me seems to be a decent sort. It's not that much money to me and it seems like a very good option rite now.

O.k here's the deal:like every1 else,i've done things,things i'm not proud of,but that was a long tym ago,and i've turned my life around. The thing is,a couple of weeks back,i ran into som1 who knew me back then,and lets just say i hung wit some very unsavoury characters. Long story short,he's tryin to blackmail me. I've always said that i wld neva succumb 2 blackmail,but now i'm wondering whether to just give him the moni and get it over with.

Is it just me,or is nairaland getting boring? The sudden profusion of all these newbies and the stark idiocy of some of their posts makes me wonder why nairaland doesnt have a screening process.

Is it just me,or is nairaland getting boring? The sudden profusion of all these newbies and the stark idiocy of the some of their posts makes me wonder why nairaland does'nt have a screening process.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Congratulations OP,you have just won d award 4 today's stupidest post!

Sorry. Meant bloody fantasy! Typo.

Simply put,no. Love does not exist. Not for me. Not for anyone. Not anymore. The only kind of love that exists is btw family,close friends. All this sappy crap abt true luv,luv dat lasts 4eva,ur perfect mate,is exactly dat:sappy crap. Errybody has this fantasy of meeting their soulmate,their prince charming/cinderella,but pls,errybody,wake up and smell d damn coffee,that's all it is,that's all it will ever be,a bloody fancy. Its so sad to see that a world full of intellectuals,of sterling minds has bought into the huge farce that is love.

Does anyone have any new ideas on the type of sauce 2 eat wit chapatti? I'm getting bored of the tomato and pepper sauce,or d green peas,carrots and olive oil sauce. I need hot,spicy and creative ideas,please!

When i cooked beans 4 d first time somethin hilarious happened. Up until then,everytin was goin fine,i'd boiled the beans wit d pressure pot,stewed it,etc. Then,i reached up 4 d grinded crayfish and put some inside. I tasted it,there was no change,so i said,hey,what the heck and turned d whole container in. I let it simmer for a few mins,then i turned off d flame and left. Half an hour later,my mum opened d pot 2 serve the food. Then she yelled and was like,holy shit! Esosa,get in here now. So i went in(along wit errybody else)and asked her what's up. She put the spoon in the pot and brot it out. Wait 4 it,wait 4 it. . . . d damn beans was drawing like ogbono soup! My mum was like what did u put in2 dis? All d years of my life i've never seen anytin like dis! I kept protesting my innocence,and mum threw d whole pot away. The next morning,i was stil tryin 2 undastand wat happned. Stil havent figured it out? You knw grinded ogbono and grinded crayfish look alike. It turned out dat i'd emptied a whole container of ogbono into d beans.

Tinsel is a hot new soap showing on dstv,abt 2 rival movie studios and the rivalry btw them,the challenges they face etc. Some of d characters r fred ade-williams(played by victor olaotan-he used 2 be in theatre),his son philip,reginald okoh,his wife amaka,his P.A-angela and a host of other characters wit their own unique stories. My favourite characters are soji-a waiter at ziggy's bar and telema-a beauty queen. Their story is one of d most beautiful stories on tinsel. It's beyond words. Just this week,they had their first kiss,and it was great! Soji is a very good actor. He's a bit of a rough diamond,but wit a little brushing up,he'l be great. My other fave character is Kwame,d guy in d wheelchair. He wasnt born lame,actually it was a fairly recent tin. He's angry at the whole world,he lashes out at the ppl who care abt him,he's moody,unpredictable,volatile,antisocial,drop-dead gorgeous,and sometimes mean as hell,and i love him! Please share!

Why wld u post a song 4 ur sis on NL? Lol. D'u know why i'm laffin? because in benin,osisi means gun.

When teenagers undergo puberty,they r in a stage d bible calls "the bloom of youth". They do stupid things. I'll bet y'all did stupid tins when u were in ur teens,i did stupid tins,and so will the majority of teens out there. Its that simple.

Stevie,i finally got it. The Dark rxn is d 2nd stage of photosynthesis in which CO2 reacts wit H2 2 form glucose and H20.

To a certain extent,he knew he was gonna b a rebound r/ship,and he was ok wit dat,but den he fell in luv wit her.

Where is evrybody?

Like stevie said,she did make it clear dat she wasnt interested in a serious r/shp,she was just coming out of a bad one. The only reason they hooked up was because he was persistent. He knew from the get-go that she didnt want a serious r/shp,and he was cool wit dat. He certainly didnt plan on fallin in luv wit her,but u cant control love,it just happens. And to tink i'd bn hoping he'd find luv wit some1. He's had some bad experiences wit luv and he's kind of steered clear of any serious entanglement,then nw dat he's finally fallen in luv,he has 2 deal wit all dat wahala.As much as i want to hate her for hurting him,i simply cant,because she's not rily a bad person,she's just confused,and scared. Its bn a couple of months since d breakup,but he stil loves her,and it breaks my heart 2 see him like dat. She made him happy,and i want dat 4 him,because he's been thru a lot and he deserves 2 be happy.so,can y'all pls share som constructive advice?

I meant luv. Typo.

Haha. Arent we trying 2 be productive here. Besides,he's still in lu8 with her.

Seeing as there's a whole new set of peeps on NL,i decided 2 repost this thread. A friend of mine got into a r/shp wit a girl who had just come out of a serious r/ship dat went bad. At first she wasnt interested in a r/shp. But my friend was persistent and they hooked up. He wantd a casual r/shp too at first,but den as weeks,months went by,he fell in luv wit her. Abt 6 months into their r/shp,she calld it quits,said he was just d rebound guy and he was a part of the chap of her life dat she wantd 2 close. She remained adamant,even wen he tld her dat he loved her and dat he was diff 4rm d guy who broke her heart. 2 cut d long story short,she didnt budge and she cut him off completely. Rite now,he's disillusioned. My questions r:hav u eva been in a rebound r/shp? How did it feel like? Do u hav any advice that can help him get her back,or wld u rather he moves on wit his life?

First up,i simply cant understand why any girl or guy wld feel d need 2 ask her/his partner 4 a recharge card. It's demeaning. 2nd-if u cant afford 2 recharge ur fone,why did u buy it in d first place? 3rd-if 100 is not a big deal,then why didnt u buy d friggin card urself? I wonder when som nigerians wil start havin self-respect.

Yeah stevie,but chemistry is d 1st subj u tink of when u hear rxn,i mean,i shld know,not to blow my own trumpet,but i was a straight A science student,but dere's sumn in bio . . its floating in my head.

Dont u get it,dark rxn? There is no point.
P.s-ur id reminds me of sumn i did in biology way back when.

I rily dont tink it would b wise 4 her 2 move in with u. You both may not b matured enough to deal with d complexities of that kind of a r/ship. You're both still young,and i honestly bliv u're just not ready for d commitment that kind of r/shp requires. 4 instance,if u guys start living 2geda,it's only reasonable 2 assume that u'd b sleeping 2geda. What if she accidentaly gets preg? Wld u be able 2 deal with the challenges of starting a family? Wld u be able 2 deal wit a screaming baby and a haggard looking wife? Trust me,pregnancy does horrible tins 2 a woman's figure,and 4 som reason,methinks she wldnt b too concerned with keeping fit. If you imagined u were "in luv" wit her because of some physical feature,say her firm boobs,wat wld u do wen they start sagging?(babies do that 2 boobs). Then again,u're not settled financially. Wld u b able 2 handle d financial implications of raising a family practically single-handedly? Since she's just 20,she's not thru wit school,and when she's preg,she'll be unable 2 contribute financially. Can u pay 4 food,rent,diapers,baby wipes,clothes,nepa bill,fuel,gas etc? Can u honestly say u're prepared 4 that kind of responsibility? Or worse still,if u decide 2 have an abortion,can u live wit the guilt of commiting murder? Of killing ur own flesh and blood?
Of killing a child that cld have been a beautiful little girl with brown eyes and ur smile? Or a sturdy little boy with gap teeth and ur nose? I didnt think so. I dnt bliv u truly luv dis girl,i tink wat u feel 4 her is a superficial emotion at best. But if u do luv her,then use ur brain and do d right tin.

Osward,wat xactly is wrong? because if at the ripe old age of 22 u've neva had a girlfriend,there must b someting seriously wrong somewhere.

What else is there to do? If he's married,u take a walk. Of course there is d possibility that u may b pregnant,but hey,if u were mature enough 2 shag him,then u shld b mature enof 2 decide wat 2 do with an unwantd bébé. Just one question:why wld u shag a guy u've been dating 4 only 3 months? Doesnt that seem a bit too soon?

Um. . . Lemme see. . . This is kinda hard,i cant seem 2 remember d xact word 4 love. . How bout i ghoghoe . . . Nope,that wont work.i'll get back 2 u.