The painting looked real somehow

Well done

Ermmm! guy what's your definition of hilarious

what a stupid man.

I really thank God for them most people re not lucky to be rescued alive

Bbsharon:



There is this teenager I studied...his friends always make fun of him because he was not yet in university but he always laugh with them and you won't even notice him feeling sad at all but I walked up to him one day and asked him if he is truly cool with the way they are always laughing at him...he laughed again but he said something.
"I have no choice"
Well this means he doesn't really like it and not comfortable with it. Then I told him to tell them to stop it because it's can affects him without he himself noticing it.

Well there's nothing stopping him from telling them to quit...if they refuse punch one in the face....it may start a fight but from that day onwards they'll respect themselves

chie dix na d most disorganized post way i don see....but back to d topic since your name is not Joseph just fucck d woman...women don't handle rejection well..you'll pay for it

The main cause of those depressions re from friends that turn u into d topic of the day whenever u show up...every joke or insults is on u...and if u can't laugh at yourself mehn dem go crush u

is this d latest trend on Nairaland?

put on music and listen through headphones... works for me...sleep comes naturally for me during d day but runs away during d night

rose54321:
These are the LOCAL champions. When big boys sag, damn you just feel it.

Big boys ke? I will start sagging when i see bill gates and dangote sag

So I just wasted my useless AIRTEL mb on a fake story...op respect yourself o

That vertical bed!!! is d guy sleeping while standing?and also that loner bed is something else

I don't see anyone with a knife at ur tongue forcing u to be Christian so just shut up...if u hate d religion ignore it...but I pray u don't fall into a situation that only God can solve.

I love sex but seriously i love a good homemade meal more...so even if you're a sexpert and yet u can't cook...am not going to marry u

Glo network is so slow and dead

UIA04:
The guy be like
Guy: hi
Me: hi

Guy: I think we've met before is your name funmi I think we've met before

Me:* laughs*( in my mind I be like ( you like guess tire you can't guess my name)
No my name isn't funmi *begins walking away fast*

Guy: please may I know your name and have your number

Me : no I'm sorry ( in my mind do I look like some daft girl you can use the' I know you somewhere ' pickup line and I'll agree just like that without a clue of where we've met ).

Very rude

Guys please get a copy of that Mr nnaji' s book he has valid points on how to approach a girl.

Any guy that follows procedures to woo a girl is still learning...d lies come to every guy naturally...wetin go work for me no fit work for u

Nixiepie:
See exaggeration! 400 men ke?abeggi make she take style dey lie small!small, eddiot

as long as it came to a round number...na lie

because they don't really fall under anointing..most of them fake it

If their phone lives up to its name with strong body cover and long lasting battery...then we re enter Nokia

Chie! see d wicked face of dix end time father

Jadoskii:
abeg o baws,wc software u use get dis amount of likes..#team baffled

likes no dey increase air time talk less of bank account