[quote author=eddieguru post=88748535]Hello nairalanders,


Although, I'm not good at writing

I had sex with a girl I met on Facebook, and now my urine hurts.

I'm currently taking injections and drugs, but I don't really know what I've been infected with...

While I'm taking treatment i've been having coloured urine ( yellow, brown and orange)

Guys I'm simply confused right now...advise a brother

Is pus coming out of ur penis? if no I think it's UTI.
Just go for test and buy antibiotics just in case and stop wearing one boxer/pant for more Dan one day.
I

AngryNigerian22:
when they don't respect themselfs why won't they get abuse

With this comment of urs, I believe ur wife will suffer more than this.
Nothing should warrant u beaten up a woman let alone ur wife up to leaving scar on her body.

Japanese engineers have unveiled a robot that transforms into a car that can actually carry people on board, in what developers claim is a world-first.

The 3.7-metre (12.1-feet)-tall two seater robot 'J-deite RIDE' can transform into a sports car in a process that takes about a minute.

It can walk at 100 metres per hour (0.06 mph) or run on its four wheels but developers say they've never really tested it outside the factory cargo bay area.

As a car, it measures 4 metres (13 feet) long and 1.4 metres (4.6 feet) high.

During the transformation the car seats and hood lift up and the robot's head appears, writes Asahi.

Two people, including a driver, can fit into the 'cockpit' but the machine can also be controlled wirelessly.

In the video they are seen waving at the camera as the transformation takes place.  

Tokyo-based CEO of Brave Robotics, Kenji Ishida, said he was motivated by his childhood transformer heroes in anime movies.

'The robots I've seen in animation movies since childhood all had this kind of look and they transform into or combined with each other to become something else with people on board,' Mr Ishida said.

'So I grew up believing that robots had to be capable of such things, which became my motivation to develop this robot.

WHAT IS THE 'J-DEITE RIDE' TRANSFORMER ROBOT?

The J-Deite RIDE robot can transform from a two-seater humanoid robot into a sports car in a process that takes about a minute.

The machine is 3.7 metres (12.1-feet) tall when stood in its robot configuration, and measures 4 metres (13 feet) long and 1.4 metres (4.6 feet) high as a car.

In its car form, the robot can reach speeds of 38mph (60kph), while its top walking speed is 100 metres per hour (0.06 mph)


During the transformation the car seats and hood lift up and the robot's head appears, writes Asahi.

Two people, including a driver, can fit into the 'cockpit' but the machine can also be controlled wirelessly.

The first prototype, which weighed 77lbs (35kg), was unveiled at the annual Digital Content Expo in Tokyo in October 2014.

It is powered by 'V-Sido OS' software designed by creator Wataru Yoshizaki to allow anyone to control humanoid robots.

He initiated the project with Asratec, an affiliate of the Japanese mobile phone giant SoftBank, and a roller coaster manufacturer Sansei Technologies.

While admitting that it may seem like an expensive toy, Mr Ishida said the robot is an attempt to inspire others and broaden the human imagination.

Developers said they will begin with utilising the technology in entertainment industry, such as amusement park and street parades. 

The company has spent three years developing the machine. Mr Ishida built the first version back in 2015.

At the time, developers said they hoped it would be ready last year.

The first prototype, which weighed 77lbs (35kg), was unveiled at the annual Digital Content Expo in Tokyo on 23 October 2014.

It is powered by something called 'V-Sido OS', software designed by creator Wataru Yoshizaki to allow anyone to control humanoid robots. 



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lohDu3gg1s

Japanese engineers have unveiled a robot that transforms into a car that can actually carry people on board, in what developers claim is a world-first.

The 3.7-metre (12.1-feet)-tall two seater robot 'J-deite RIDE' can transform into a sports car in a process that takes about a minute.

It can walk at 100 metres per hour (0.06 mph) or run on its four wheels but developers say they've never really tested it outside the factory cargo bay area.

As a car, it measures 4 metres (13 feet) long and 1.4 metres (4.6 feet) high.

During the transformation the car seats and hood lift up and the robot's head appears, writes Asahi.

Two people, including a driver, can fit into the 'cockpit' but the machine can also be controlled wirelessly.

In the video they are seen waving at the camera as the transformation takes place.  

Tokyo-based CEO of Brave Robotics, Kenji Ishida, said he was motivated by his childhood transformer heroes in anime movies.

'The robots I've seen in animation movies since childhood all had this kind of look and they transform into or combined with each other to become something else with people on board,' Mr Ishida said.

'So I grew up believing that robots had to be capable of such things, which became my motivation to develop this robot.

WHAT IS THE 'J-DEITE RIDE' TRANSFORMER ROBOT?

The J-Deite RIDE robot can transform from a two-seater humanoid robot into a sports car in a process that takes about a minute.

The machine is 3.7 metres (12.1-feet) tall when stood in its robot configuration, and measures 4 metres (13 feet) long and 1.4 metres (4.6 feet) high as a car.

In its car form, the robot can reach speeds of 38mph (60kph), while its top walking speed is 100 metres per hour (0.06 mph)


During the transformation the car seats and hood lift up and the robot's head appears, writes Asahi.

Two people, including a driver, can fit into the 'cockpit' but the machine can also be controlled wirelessly.

The first prototype, which weighed 77lbs (35kg), was unveiled at the annual Digital Content Expo in Tokyo in October 2014.

It is powered by 'V-Sido OS' software designed by creator Wataru Yoshizaki to allow anyone to control humanoid robots.

He initiated the project with Asratec, an affiliate of the Japanese mobile phone giant SoftBank, and a roller coaster manufacturer Sansei Technologies.

While admitting that it may seem like an expensive toy, Mr Ishida said the robot is an attempt to inspire others and broaden the human imagination.

Developers said they will begin with utilising the technology in entertainment industry, such as amusement park and street parades. 

The company has spent three years developing the machine. Mr Ishida built the first version back in 2015.

At the time, developers said they hoped it would be ready last year.

The first prototype, which weighed 77lbs (35kg), was unveiled at the annual Digital Content Expo in Tokyo on 23 October 2014.

It is powered by something called 'V-Sido OS', software designed by creator Wataru Yoshizaki to allow anyone to control humanoid robots.

Act 10:10-16

10:10 And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance,

10:11 And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth

10:12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air,

10:13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.

10:14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.

10:15 And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.

10:16 This was done thrice: and the vessel was received up again into heaven.

Obainoneandonly:
she had d abortion six months after d pregnancy.. inasmuch as d whole blame should be put on the guy,the girl too committed an offence by killing the unborn child.they both deserve jail terms

Can somebody buy sense for this person

id911:
Buhari even wailed uncontrollably on national TV in 2011 that he would never contest again but came back to recontest in 2015. I don't blame him, I blame Tinubu who used his well oiled propaganda machines to polish a nonentity into Aso Rock.


Hell Rufai even once said that Buhari is a serial failure, perpetually unelectable and divisive figure that will never smell Aso Villa but today Hell Rufai is shamelessly singing a different tune




Majority of Nigerian have made up their minds to support Atiku in 2019. Atiku is the hope of the common man

speak for urself

Niger State, had his fingers chopped off after he was suspected of being kidnapped

Ayam not understanding, is it for being kidnapped or for being a kidnapper

A security guard nearly lost an arm in a brutal battle with a 25ft python - which was later chopped up and fried by hungry Indonesian villagers.

Robert Nababan crossed paths with the giant creature while patrolling an oil palm plantation in the remote Batang Gansal subdistrict of Sumatra island.

Police say the 37-year-old tried to catch the giant python and stuff it in a gunny sack. But the huge serpent fought back and bit him on his left arm, nearly severing it from his body.
Nababan was then rushed to a hospital in a neighbouring town for treatment.

Hungry locals killed the snake and displayed its body in the village before dicing it up, frying it and feasting on it.
Speaking from his bed, Nababan said: 'I tried to catch it. It bit my arm, and we wrestled for a while.'

'The python was 7.8 metres long (25.6 feet), it was unbelievably huge,' local police chief Sutarja, who like many Indonesians only has one name, told AFP.

Giant python, which regularly top 20 feet in length, are commonly found in Indonesia and the Philippines.

In March, a 25-year-old Indonesian farmer has been discovered inside the belly of a giant python after the swollen snake was caught near where the man vanished while harvesting his crops on the eastern island of Sulawesi.
source:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4946028/Man-37-wins-fight-death-23ft-long-python.html

The man should be taken to oya river so is head and d**k will be wash cos he is far from alright.

USA and gun are like 5&6, and yet the govt still doesn't wanna regulate the gun policy.

Father 1, date for 2 yrs

Father 2, date for 5 yrs

mother age 18, so father 1 have been digging hole since the girl was 13 yrs which is Child Abuse which automatically put him in jail.

someone cannot lie in peace again. There is football age Political age Music age Working age, Y can't dia be marriage age. My guy u are 21 and I am 17, so carry go.

Niflheim:
What a fantastic place to be!!!

1.At least they are providing us with a god that we can see(unlike the christian god who has been playing "hide and seek" for 3 millenia)!!!

2.No paying of tithes to this god.......................saves me 10% of my salary!!!

3.This god can provide food for me when I am hungry(Agege bread with fried crocodile eggs)!!!

4.If I kept this god in my room as a pet..............................................even the devil himself will be unwilling to make unexpected mid-night visits!!!

Good for u, u have a god as a pet.
We Christian have a father called God and We believe in Him

HenryDion:
If turning to a boy will make you happy in life, then go ahead if you have the means. Your happiness is more than what people think, it's more than what people want you to be. It's about what you really want.. The moment we stop looking at conventionalities is the moment we attain fulfillment.

He looks handsome

So u saying God made a mistake in is gender

Wayne Rooney has called time on his England career after a glittering 14-year spell with the national team which saw him become their all-time record goalscorer.
In a statement released by the Everton striker, the former Manchester United star has confirmed he no longer wants to be considered for international duty.
In the forward's statement he says Gareth Southgate wanted to recall him to the squad for the forthcoming games against Malta and Slovakia.

But the forward respectively declined — instead informing the England boss he wants to concentrate on playing for Everton.
'It was great that Gareth Southgate called me this week to tell me he wanted me back in the England squad for the upcoming matches. I really appreciated that,' he said.
'However, having already thought long and hard, I told Gareth that I had now decided to retire for good from international football.
'It is a really tough decision and one I have discussed with my family, my manager at Everton and those closest to me.
'Playing for England has always been special to me. Every time I was selected as a player or captain was a real privilege and I thank everyone who helped me.
'But I believe now is the time to bow out.

WAYNE ROONEY'S ENGLAND CAREER IN NUMBERS
119 - Appearances for England, the most by an outfield player and only six shy of goalkeeper Peter Shilton's all-time record.
71 - England wins in which Rooney appeared, with 29 draws and 19 defeats.
53 - Rooney's England-record goal haul.
7 - Only seven of his goals have come at the final stages of international tournaments, four of them as an 18-year-old at Euro 2004.
1 - He has scored only once at a World Cup, against Uruguay in 2014.
6 - Rooney has played in six major tournaments, with England missing Euro 2008.
22 - He has led England out as captain 22 times, as well as seven other occasions when he has worn the armband for part of a game.
17 - Rooney made his international debut as a substitute in a friendly against Australia in February 2003 aged 17 years and 111 days - an England record at the time, since surpassed by Theo Walcott.
45 - Sir Bobby Charlton held the England scoring record for 45 years before Rooney reached his half-century in 2015.
6 - Rooney played under half a dozen England managers - Sven-Goran Eriksson, Steve McClaren, Fabio Capello, Roy Hodgson, Sam Allardyce and Gareth Southgate.
12 & 2 - Having been famously sent off against Portugal in the 2006 World Cup and again in a Euro 2012 qualifier in Montenegro, Rooney also has 12 yellow cards in his international career.

Leaving Manchester United was a tough call but I know I made the right decision in coming home to Everton. Now I want to focus all my energies on helping them be successful.
'I will always remain a passionate England fan.
'One of my very few regrets is not to have been part of a successful England tournament side.
'Hopefully the exciting players Gareth is bringing through can take that ambition further and I hope everyone will get behind the team.
'One day the dream will come true and I look forward to being there as a fan - or in any capacity.'

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NOC1:
Abeg is this not rat, the distributor of lassa fever?
Okey let me agree that it is not rat. Is the bushmeat not too young, what will it taste like, what amount of meat will he get from it?

hunger badooooo

No, dat is bush rabbit.

alexistaiwo:
Up Chelsea

And they got their ass bleeped

Neduzze5:
If when Goodluck Jonathan, a graduate and a former lecturer was in power and ASUU could strike for a whole 6months back in 2012, calculate the number of years ASUU and ASUP would strike for with a dullard in power and on holidays?

Your time starts now.

I need to use a lifeline, ask the audience

NwaAmaikpe:


Nigerians and their beggar-syndrome.


Does she want the mayor to give her alms?
Nonsense.

She thinks Texas is Nigeria where people just dole out money once they see women with twins.

Look at dis stupid motherf**ker, is dia anywhere in her story which says I beg the mayor.

Explorers:
2. Mexican Meth Raid, $205 million.




In 2007 US working with the Mexican authorities seized over 205 million dollars in money and drugs in one of Mexico City’s upscale neighborhoods.

This was part of a drug trade going that serviced the US, Asia, and other parts of the world.

Two of the people involved were Chinese citizens.

It just goes to show you that the drug problems truly are global in scale.

The money found was 22 billion and not 205 million

NwaAmaikpe:


Once I saw Agbarho I gave up.


Anything goes in that town,
A town where somebody roasted his rival alive and ate him up in the full glare of the people.

Bros na wen dat one happened and u Don go agbarho before.
No just open ur mouth dey pour dirty

Ademidd:
not everywhere though... Etisalat is "worster" in my area

Etisalat is bester in my area

Ephetar:
Hi nairalanders please I am currently about taking a decision regarding my future. I am a 26 years old single guy. I currently work in a company where I earn between 400-500k monthly( salary, allowance and personal hustling)... Now the issue is that I am contemplating on travelling to Canada to study pharmacy with the intention of staying there permanently after school or do a professional MBA here in Nigeria with the aim of growing through the ranks in the phar[color=#000099][/color][i][/i]maceutical industry. Please I need your contributions...

NB; cost of obtaining a pharmacy degree in Canada is about 10M...Should I invest the money in a business?

Do u have any investment? U are 26 and that's a good thing cos d best thing for u is to invest in real estate. U can still get ur degree in Canada and u will have extra change with u.

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce we have today completed the signing of Antonio Rudiger from Roma.
The 24-year-old has signed a five-year contract and will wear the No.2 shirt.
The defender said: ‘It’s a great feeling because not every player has the opportunity to join a huge club like this.
'I am looking forward to meeting up with my new team-mates and I’m very proud to officially become a Chelsea player.’
Technical Director Michael Emenalo added: ‘We are pleased to be able to bring in a player of proven quality who adds to our defensive options.
'Antonio is still young but is experienced at club and international level and possesses all the requisite attributes to thrive in the Premier League. We have been aware of him for some time and we are confident he will fit in well with The squad.

A tough tackler, Rudiger is quick on his feet and a commanding presence in the air. Having spent most of his career playing in central defence, he is equally comfortable at full-back.
Born in Berlin, Rudiger spent time in the youth set-up at Borussia Dortmund before moving to Stuttgart.
He made his Stuttgart debut in a 2012 game against Borussia Monchengladbach at the age of 18, and firmly established himself as a first-team regular during the 2013/14 campaign.
In 2015 he moved to Roma, initially on loan, and after a successful maiden season in Serie A the deal was made permanent.
Rudiger arrives at Stamford Bridge having acquired European experience in both the Champions League and Europa League.
He featured frequently for Germany at youth level and made his debut for the senior side in a friendly against Poland in May 2014.
Having been called up to the reigning world champions’ Euro 2016 squad, Rudiger subsequently missed the tournament through injury but he was a key performer in Germany's recent Confederations Cup victory in Russia. He was part of the defence which kept a clean sheet in the 1-0 win over Chile in last Sunday's final.
We look forward to him joining up with his new team-mates ahead of the 2017/18 campaign

If it's about games ending, all dis games are shit except metal gear solid 3. Games like Onimusha 3&4 God of War 1 to 3 Call of duty advanced warfare, ghost, Modern Warfare Kill Zone just to name a few

sukkot:
this wedding thing sef. hmmm. voluntary confinement into prison lol

Marriage is not a prison, its a covenant approved by God and it's meant for matured people not kids like u

[quote author=Franzinni post=58072429]The teachers plus the students all of them are guilty... The only thing is the teachers are older so they should know better but those girls are already rotten... They are not helpless victims.. They are participating victims.. [/quo


How are the girls guilty, they were threaten and who wants to fail.
Can someone buy brain from the meat seller for this guy

divinehand2003:
Secondary school male teachers should leave our young girls alone. Stop inflicting harm upon these virgins. My goodness, what a world? These men should be punished for committing these atrocities on our dear kid sisters and daughters who can't defend themselves from these wolves in sheepskin.

Nobody said they are virgins

Is it right to teach a child masturbation as a way of abstaining from sex cos I can't understand why I guys are calling The parents illiterate.
So the people will reach ur child/children masturbation as a way of abstaining from sex