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kkins25:
whats going on here??

Budaatum don crase finally. He needs help.

Who is Real sea FC abeg?

Timbros, you see comeback wey i run for your head abi?

Righteousness89:
That looks really Horrible !
Looking at the Mosquitoes Feasting on His Hand,What comes to my thoughts is the Worms that Dieth not Feasting Continously on Humans in Hell Fire..
Brothers and Sisters, Hell is not a place to be.
Let's Do all we Should not to be there..
All we need do is to Surrender to Jesus Christ..

You are very stupid. Is it everything you will turn to religious issue Are you mad or something?

salford1:
Basilico, how market?
I see you peeping

Your orange idol is a fake billionaire.

What a nice way to start the week. Lunch break at work tomorrow would be hilarious. Don the Con.

they are all waiting to get their talking point from Fox News, brainwashed fools.
I'm really eager to see how they defend this.

fieryy:
Number 1 is so true. Most Nigerian Trump supporters support him because he's homophobic, against abortion, a misogynist, a 'Christian', islamophobic etc

Sadly, this is true. Ignorance and prejudice is highly pervasive in this our country.

ShitStain:
Wtf!!!
Why u kon carry am come here?

The thing shock me walahi.

Lets not forget when the orange baboon mocked a disabled reporter because the reporter asked him why he generalized all immigrants as rapists. Very stupid man. The worst president ever. Can't wait for november 4th when his removal is official.

Saw this on the frontpage and my heart sunk.
Not all women are supposed to be mothers.
https://www.nairaland.com/6137762/cameroonian-woman-kills-her-2-children

For those arguing about abortion, men have no right whatsoever to argue about what women should do with their bodies. the issue of abortion is a problem that affects first and foremost women. They are the ones that know what their bodies are to undergo and if they are ready to be mothers to a child.
Just look at this thread on nairaland this morning and tell me if its really wise to say everybody who becomes pregnant MUST carry the foetus to full term.

look at this picture below. let it sink deep into your hearts why not all females should be mothers.
https://www.nairaland.com/6137762/cameroonian-woman-kills-her-2-children

timbros:
Wildcard deployed.

Donjazet you're my next opponent in H2H.

How far? You know for like captain willian? He's bound to grab the points, don't you think?

Oasis007:


Worse Week, but we move!

Move go where? Na down you go continue dey go.

raumdeuter:
So all of una dey behind me?

Anyway I don deploy my wildcard prematurely only to readd the same players I wanted to remove

Waste of wildcard

Likewise. I can't understand what tempted me to click on WC. Now I'm re-adding the havertz that I sold for Rodriguez.

Very beautiful attack today. Really looking forward to the West Brom match.

We are looking very jittery at the back, once again highlighting that our defensive issues might not be a problem of personnel but rather a systemic one.
Lamps need to find the right balance between attack and defense.
So far, apart from the odd moments havertz was dispossed, he has been quite good. Likewise the pairing of Barkley and kovacic.

Good tips.
2nd pics each teams penalty players.

Foolish blogger. See the full story here.

The calling of a person by a wooden gong is dependent on the feats he has attained in life. Such is the tale and calling of Kevin Chukwumobi, the CEO of APAMS Funeral Undertakers Nigeria Limited.

Kevin was born into the family of Chief Ben Chukwumobi Ifediba (Omeokachie) & Lolo Elizabeth Amuche Ifediba from Umunuko Ukpor in Nnewi South LGA of Anambra State in the year1970. The young Kevin attended Umuwaya Road Primary School, Umuahia. He proceeded to Immaculate Conception Seminary, Ahiaeke, Umuahia for his secondary school education. On completion of his secondary school, he secured an admission to study Mass Communication at Federal Polytechnic, Okoh, Anambra State where he obtained HND in Mass Communication.

Sir Kevin thereafter forayed into pharmaceuticals and coined the name of his business APAMS, which stands for Amuche Pharmaceuticals and Medical Services, a name that eventually became a national brand.

His visit to Dons Funeral Home, in the United States of America would revolutionize his passion for the funeral business and propelled his vision into the funeral business. Offering innovative services in the funeral industry became his compelling desire. Like every great venture, APAMS had its own teething problems and challenges.


Sir Kevin had daunting challenges getting his staff to share in his vision of honouring the dead. Again, because of the nature of the business, he had a problem of perception. But with focus and unparalleled determination, he was able to overcome all that and emerged a trailblazer in the industry.

With only one panel beaten vehicle at inception, APAMS has grown in leaps and bounds, offering exotic funeral services with not just state of the art automobiles but with chariots and helicopters as well, while giving the d**d a grand entry into the world beyond. Sir Kevin was right when he stated in an interview that “he had no competition”. APAMS simply defines the industry while others play catch up.

The company’s profile of services executed reads like a litany of big names. The company has handled the burials of several crème de la crème of the society.

APAMS has become a one stop shop funeral home, offering twenty six different funeral services, ranging from the sales of high end caskets to even repatriation of corpses from anywhere in the world etc. The company that started with one man has grown with over 280 staff strength and 450 contract staff..

Meet First Nigerian Billionaire Who Was Worth Over $4 billion In 1950s

Sir Kevin is a staunch believer in human development. He has made it a cardinal principle to develop himself and this is shown through the numerous funeral services seminars, programmes and business development courses he has attended abroad. The results show in the unmatched successes his company records and the innovations he introduces in the business.

Sir Kevin believes in humanitarian causes and this is evident in his philanthropic gestures. His clientele are not just the high and mighty. Occasionally, he offers funeral services for free for the indigent. Furthermore, he has deepened his services to humanity through his membership of several organizations like Catholic Men’s Organization CMO, Nnewi and Onitsha branch, Knight of St John International (KSJI), Ukpor Improvement Union etc.

He is also the Founder/Chairman of Anambra State Ambulance Owners/Funerals Association, a member of People’s Club of Nigeria and other several other clubs. Due to his commitment to the causes of these reputable bodies, he has received numerous awards and special recognitions from several other organizations.

Sir Kevin Chukwumobi is happily married with children.

Djangote:
This is so hilarious. Chelsea and Manchester United fans should not read this. https://goaldball./2020/09/21/thoughts-of-a-lunatic-kai-chelsea-van-de-bleak-and-other-football-talking-points/

This was quite brilliant. Very funny.

Ibime:
Guy, keep consoling yourself. Everyone around me in the table is scoring 70+. You better sit up oh.

Ibime, I don pass you oo. El capitan KDB has done it for me.

FPL is truly a game of patience. The top 6 most transferred out last game week all returned high points.

Ibime:
Your target should always be 20 points above average. Average will finish you 3.5 million in the world

I'm aware of this. I'm only pointing out the uniqueness of this GW. Normally in a very high scoring gameweek like this, the average gameweek score will be higher but this week is a quite different so far.

Ibime:
Guy, keep consoling yourself. Everyone around me in the table is scoring 70+. You better sit up oh.

As you can see the average score is 48 despite all the big hitters this game week. As for me, my captain KDB never play. i'm praying so hard he delivers.

Ibime:
Highly owned players are hauling, even Justin done score. This is looking like a bad gameweek despite my blistering start with DCL and James

Indeed. This fpl just too funny. Despite a lot of players scoring highly,people are rarely scoring above 50-55 because the players are evenly spread and the captains all flopped. Auba, salah, vardy, fernandez. very funny game i tell you.

Well, at the end of the day, it's liverpool we lost to. The reigning champions. Our subsequent fixtures are quite easier fixtures that will enable our new players acclimatize better. lets just hope we see the improvements soon. This squad is too star-studded to fail.

I'm beginning to harbour reservations towards lampard. Its not just about the absence of new players but the general style of play and his questionable selections. I certainly hope we improve our gameplay subsequently. this is not what we expect.

Noisemaking and chestbeating baboons.
Season never start una don dey troll foolishly. Una never see something yet.

Nezzjnr:
All these Rev Fathers especially in all these catholic institutions are meant to be checked well

Rev Sis are the worst but caring though

They are the embodiment of hypocrisy.
You wonder why they are almost extinct in the US. Few decades ago, it was found out that thousands of priests in the US were pedophiles and gay's who took advantage of young boys. Since then, the Catholic Church has seriously waned in popularity.

Even in Australia, their cardinal and some others have been derobed. The church is a nest of molesters and hypocrits.