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just like....

just like me.....

Donkbstar

:,,hmmmmm no laugh cus i worwor

CONTINUE......
and even
lived together during the last
year and half of that
relationship. We moved into a
tiny little house and owned
Gracie and Cooper together and
our relationship was never a
terrible one. He was a good guy,
I was a good girl, and we really
did love each other.
But for every moment of those
three and a half years, I had a
nagging, itching, aching feeling
that he would never be the right
one for me. Despite his great
heart, he lacked ambition and
drive and handled his finances
very poorly and, at the heart of
it all, was very insecure despite
being a bright and attractive
guy. I understood him, though. I
understood that his family had
never prepared him for LIFE, and
the poor decisions he had made
as a younger man had him
caught in a sticky web and a
hole he just couldn’t seem to dig
himself out of.
As the years went by, he could
give me less and less of what I
needed. Things became strained
between us. I was a terrible nag,
and I see that now. But the
problem was that there were just
too many things about him that I
wanted to change. And as I
began to realize that I could
never change him and shouldn’t
have to, I struggled SO much
with what the right thing to do
was. It ate away at me day and
night, because I honestly
couldn’t imagine my life without
him. And being alone TERRIFIED
me. TBC

The bride tells her husband,
"Honey, you know I'm a virgin
and I don't know anything
about sex. Can you explain it
to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it
simply, we will call your
private place 'the prison' and
call my private thing 'the
prisoner'. So what we do is:
put the prisoner in the
prison."
And then they made love for
the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying
face up on the bed, smiling
with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride
giggles,
"Honey the prisoner seems to
have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles.
"Then we will have to re-
imprison him."
After the second time they
spent, the guy reaches for his
cigarettes but the girl,
thoroughly enjoying the new
experience of making love,
gives him a suggestive smile,
"Honey, the prisoner is out
again!"
The man rises to the occasion,
but with the unsteady legs of
a recently born fowl.
Afterwards, he lays back on
the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says,
"Honey, the prisoner escaped
again."
D HUSBAND turning his head, He
YELLS at her,
"Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!."

[color=#000099][/color] Chapter One Our love story started long before Matthew and I ever actually met. And when you think about it, most love stories start that way. Every moment leading up to the one in which you meet your future husband or wife somehow shapes you and prepares you for that person you were fated for. Any previous heartbreaks or dark days or lonely nights can be crucially important in the grand scheme of things—sometimes we need to know what something feels like when it’s wrong before we can ever really know it when another thing is RIGHT. So that’s why I need to start the story with a little bit of background. The whole “girl meets boy, boy and girl fall in love, boy and girl get married” model is a little too simplistic for my needs. You people want details, don't you? Of course you do. When I was 18 years old and working as a waitress at a little family restaurant, I met a guy who was 10 years older than me. He was the one who came before Matthew. We dated for three and half years, and

SIMPLY A REFLECTION OF YOU!!! A son and hs father were
walkin on the moutains, suddly,his son falls,hurts hm self and
screem:"AAAhhhhhhhhh!!!! To his suprise,he hears d voice
repeating. sumwer in d mountain:"AAAhhhhh!! curous, h yells:"
who ar you?" he recives d answer:" who are u"? angered at d
response he screams:"coward" He recives the answer:"coward"
he luks to hs father and asks:what's going on?" his father smile
and says: my son pay attaintion." and than he screams to d
mountain: "i admire u!" the voice answet: "i admire you." and
again d man screams: "you are a champion!" the voice answer:"
you are a champion!" the boy is supprised, bt dors nt
understand. then d father explains: "people call this ECHO,but
really this is LIFE" it gives you back everything you say or do.
our life s simple a reflrction of our actions. if you want more love
in d world, creat more luv in your heart. if you want more
competence in your team, improve your competence. this
relationship applies to everything in all aspects of life; life wl give
you back everything you hav given to it.

MESSAGE FOR THE SINGLE LADIES
AND GENTS
A Very Touching Story....
A poor boy was in love with a
rich man's
daughter….One day the boy
proposed to her and the
girl said…”Hey! Listen, your
monthly salary is my daily
hand expenses..How can I be
involved with you..?
How could you have thought of
that? I can never love
you, so forget about me and get
engaged to someone
else at your level”
But somehow the boy could not
forget her so
easily…..Some time 10 years later
they stumbled into
each other in a shopping mall.
The lady again said….,”Hey.. ! You!
How are you? Now
I’m married and do you know
how much my husband’s
salary is..? $15,700 per month!
Can you beat that? And
he is also very smart”
The guy’s eyes got wet with tears
on hearing those
words from the same lady….
A few seconds later, her husband
came around but
before the lady could say a word
her husband seeing
the guy, said……
“Sir you’re here and you’ve met
my wife..” Then he said
to his wife,”This is my boss, I’m
also one of those
working on his $100 million
project!
And do you know a fact my dear?
My boss loved a lady
but he couldn’t win her
heart….That’s why he has
remained unmarried since.
How lucky would that lady have
been, if she had
married this my boss now? These
days, who would love
someone that much?"
He said all these to his wife.
The lady looked in total shock but
couldn’t utter a
word….
————— ————— ————
Life is so short and it’s just like a
mirror.
You can only see as much as it
reflects. So don’t be too
arrogant or proud by looking
down on others because
of their current situations.
Things get changed with time just
like the weather..!
Don’t under estimate anyone
because everyone has a
great future!
Where you have been rejected
before, you will be
celebrated soon

First of all Jesus never stated that he was God and never
mentioned that there was a trinity [the trinity was never
mentioned in the bible] for if these were propounded by
Jesus it would have been evident in the new testament-the
letters of the apostles and the life of Jesus.
1. Using Jn 14:28
…I am going to the father; for he is greater than I.
If Jesus is OF ONE BEING WITH GOD why would he say he is
going to the father who is greater than him ?
2. Using Jn 14:1
…believe in God and believe also in me.
If Jesus is OF ONE BEING WITH GOD why would you need to
believe in them separately
3. Using Mk 10:18
Why do you call me good? Jesus asked him. “No
one is good except God alone.
If Jesus is OF ONE BEING WITH GOD why is he not good I
don’t think it is possible for some parts of God to be good
and others are not.
4. Using Rev 5:7
The lamb [Jesus] went and took the scroll from the
one who sits on the throne [God].
If Jesus is OF ONE BEING WITH GOD why would he take the
scroll from himself ? I cant take a scroll from myself.
5. Using Rev 5;13
…To him who sits on the throne and to the lamb, be
praise and honor, glory and might forever and ever.
If Jesus is OF ONE BEING WITH GOD why would praises be
accorded to him and God separately??
If there was a TRINITY why would praises not be accorded
to the holy spirit
6. Using Rev 22:1-2
, sparkling like crystal and coming from the throne
of God and of the lamb.
If there was a TRINITY why is there no throne for the Holy
Spirit
7. Using Jn 14:31 and Jn 16:13
, That I love the father; that is why I do everything
he commands me.
…He will not speak on his own authority but on
what he HEARS.
If Jesus and the Holy Spirit were of one being with God why
don’t they speak on their own authority
If the Holy Spirit were of one being with God why does he
speak on what he hears and not of what he knows
8. Using Mk 16:19
After the lord had talked with them ,He was
taken up to heaven and sat at the right hand of God.
If Jesus is OF ONE BEING WITH GOD why would he be
seated at the right side of God i cant sit at my right side
and neither can any part of me,
DEFENDING JOHN 10:30
While trying to prove that Jesus is God everyone falls onto
the above verse so I decided to explain what the verse “the
father and I are one.”
What Jesus meant by the above verse is that he and the
father are one because they both followed the same ways
and followed the same path.
Using Jn 14:20
…you will know that I am in my father and that you are in me
just as I am in you.
Here you understand that Jesus is in the father ONLY
because he does the father’s will and his disciples are in him
because they do his will and he is in them because they all
follow the same path which makes them one with God too
because they all follow the same path. a=b and b=c and a=c
in conclusion, Jesus is the son of God and the father, the
son,and the holy spirit all exist separately.
Acts.3.13
The God of Abraham Isaac and Jacob the God of our
ancestors has given us divine glory to HIS SERVANT JESUS
CHRIST.
Acts.3.26
And so God chose HIS SERVANT and sent him first to you to
bless you by Making everyone of you turn from his wicked
ways.
Acts.4.27
and the people of Israel against Jesus YOUR HOLY SERVANT
WHO YOU MADE MESSIAH.
THE SERVANT AND THE MASTER Can never BE THE SAME
PERSON AND THE ONE WHO WAS MADE Cannot BE THE One
WHO MADE.
1.Cor.8.6
There is ONLY one GOD, THE FATHER, who is the CREATOR
OF ALL THINGS and for whom we live and there is only one
LORD, JESUS CHRIST through whom all things were created
and through whom we live.
The normal saying [though not in the bible] is that
Father [Yahweh] +Son [Jesus] +holy spirit=GOD [trinity]
But this verse as quoted from the BIBLE tells us that, Father
[Yahweh] =GOD [1]
And Son [Jesus] =LORD [1]
As this verse shows us, we live for the father [Yahweh] our
God because he is our creator and not his son.
[For those confused about how the father made all things
through the son I will explain like this; If you send your driver
to give some goods to your mother, can it be said that it was
your driver that generously gave to your mother??]
Lastly
Jn.3.35
The father loves the son and puts everything under his
power.
Jesus cannot be God because he was “empowered” by
someone which means that if Jesus is to be God there will
always be a higher God-the one who empowered him.
[p.s. you cannot empower yourself but someone else.]

is these me not ugly?lol broking level,gheto guy lyk me

what ever!

lepasharon: To hell with Islam,may America bomb islam into the stone age.

and may God in heaven destroy ur entire life,for prayin such to islam

it just a tin of blessing,joy,honor,grace,mercy,happiness,proudnes,encouragement, oH Allah i thank you so much for guidin me unto these stregth path,d path of those who u have favoured not the path of does who go astray.... Alhamdullillah*praise be to Allah*