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PoliticsRe: Why We Handcuffed Metuh − NPS by Donliv: 5:01pm On Jan 20, 2016
Bunch of fools. Nemesis will soon strike the evil doers.
HealthRe: Lassa Fever Patient Escapes From A Hospital In Ebonyi by Donliv: 6:35pm On Jan 19, 2016
APC should blame GEJ as usual. Incompetent administration always looking for whom to blame.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Orders Nigeria Customs To Distribute Seized Items To Displaced Persons by Donliv: 8:54pm On Jan 17, 2016
PassingShot:
See the perpetual wailers up there!

It's no longer surprising to see them wailing uncontrollably and senselessly since their incompetent lord lost election. May they forever wail till end of time. Amen.

@ topic, it's a very welcome development especially if we consider the fact that previously forfeited items as these ones were practically shared by top Customs officers.
Your comment shows your level of stupidity. They seized somebody's goods and wants to distribute to IDPS. You did not care to ask why did they seize them as if to say that if you were in those importers situation you will be happy. Politics by sentiment is a disease.
HealthRe: Lassa Fever: Minister Blames Jonathan, Says Vaccine Being Tested by Donliv: 11:50am On Jan 16, 2016
I thought professors are learned but this one seems to be more stupid than his master.
PoliticsRe: Troops Kill Boko Haram Fighters During Battle In Babangida; Yobe (Graphic Pic) by Donliv: 12:34am On Jan 16, 2016
haywire07:
Y must dey remove their eyes?
So that they will not see road to come back to Naija in their next world
BusinessRe: Dangote To Build Cement Factory In Adamawa, Over 10,000 Jobs To Be Created by Donliv: 1:35pm On Jan 13, 2016
He should take the factory to BH free state if he wants me to work there.
PoliticsRe: Policewoman Carries Bottled Drink For This Lady (Photo) by Donliv: 4:18pm On Jan 12, 2016
Op are you sure of what you are saying posting?
PoliticsRe: Anti-corruption War Has Just Begun — Magu by Donliv: 8:18pm On Jan 11, 2016
Let FG build a production company that will create job for unemployed youth with the refunded funds so that Nigerians will see the benefits of this anti corruption war.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FIFA Ballon d'Or 2016 On 11th January 2016 by Donliv: 8:09pm On Jan 11, 2016
Fynestboi:
Conversation between BALE and Cr.7.
C.R7: Yes, am gonna win this accolade for the
fourth time in my career, waoooh am very
happy atleast to equal with Messi.
Silent for a while.
C.R7: Bro, am talking to you why playing mute.
BALE: Which accolade are you ranting about?
The
Africa Player of the year?.
C.R7: Be serious bro. Am talking about Ballon
d'or
mehn.
BALE: oooo, i see, what do you achieve last year
that makes you think that you did come out on
top ahead of Lionel Messi in Zurich today.
C.R7: Arrr, I finish as top Scorer of course
BALE: Look at how naive you are, To get it
straight how many goals, trophy and assist do
you have to your name in 2015. Lets begin with
goals.
C.R7: 61 goals.
BALE: Messi has 58goals. The difference is just
3goals. Well, lets continue
how many Assists?.
C.r7: 14 Assists.
BALE: Messi has 28. Lets move on toTrophy.
C.r7: huh?.
Silence for a while.
BALE: Bro. Am talking to you. Stop playing mute.
CR.7: I won no trophy.
BALE: Messi has 5. Finishes runner-up in copa
america, as well as been awarded as the MVP.
Lets move on to dribbles.
CR.7: The last time i check i was no where to be
found in the top 20.
BALE: Messi top the dribble chart. Do you watch
what he did to Jerome Boateng?.
CR.7: Yes.
BALE: Do you watch his master class goal
against
Atletic Bibao?.
CR.7: ( Sobbing ) Y..e..s
BALE: Don't cry bro, am talking to you as a
brother not as a teammate.
CR.7: ( sobbing louder).
BALE: Stop crying bro.
Your tap-ins and penalty
won't win you the ballon d'or, stop been greedy.
CR.7 (Sobbing uncontrorably).
BALE: When messi has the ball in the 18 yard
box
what does he do with it.
CR.7: He passes it to either Neymar or Suares.
BALE: But you?.
Cr.7: I'll shot.
BALE: has messi ever leave a penalty for Neymar
or Suares to take?
CR.7: Yes.
BALE: And you?.
CR.7: I'vent.
BALE: I'm sorry to break this news to you.
Cr.7: (looking serious
wipe away his tears). What news is that.
BALE: You're gonna finish 3rd.
CR.7: eeeh? (cr.7 Faints).
BALE: Medic, Medic, Medic
Thumps up for this write up.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Receives GLO CAF Platinum Award For Good Leadership by Donliv: 8:00pm On Jan 11, 2016
Even if cow become zoo president, it will still collect awards. So am not surprised.
PoliticsRe: Arms Deal: Why We’ve Not Invited Jonathan – EFCC Boss by Donliv: 7:55pm On Jan 11, 2016
lolaxavier:
The inevitable will still happen. He pioneered all these corruption and his hands are fully immersed in the cookie jar. He cannot get away with these atrocities all because he once served as president. See what the country has turned to. Imagine if this crook had won the election, this country will just wipe off the world map. Thief.
What has your messiah achieved since he entered? EFCC should invite PMB before GEJ because he also collected part of the money.
PoliticsRe: Arms Deal: Why We’ve Not Invited Jonathan – EFCC Boss by Donliv: 7:48pm On Jan 11, 2016
Worst foolish comment on NL ever.
saasala:
undecided
PoliticsRe: US Donates Armored Vehicles To Nigerian Army [PHOTOS] by Donliv: 10:10am On Jan 08, 2016
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PoliticsRe: US Donates Armored Vehicles To Nigerian Army [PHOTOS] by Donliv: 10:08am On Jan 08, 2016
What of Enugu?
PoliticsRe: US Donates Armored Vehicles To Nigerian Army [PHOTOS] by Donliv: 10:06am On Jan 08, 2016
Shame to Nigeria government for accepting such useless gift from us. When we needed their aid most they refused, now they are giving us used and unserviced vehicles. To hell with their gifts and shame to NA.
BusinessRe: Netflix Enters Nigeria, See The Winners And Losers by Donliv: 3:53pm On Jan 07, 2016
Good for them
PoliticsRe: Youths In Rivers Bury PDP In A Coffin (Photos) by Donliv: 9:30pm On Jan 06, 2016
Visionless touts that reason with their ass. Killing and wasting their time for somebody that does not know you exist. Some of them will lose their life during the re-run election and the children of those politicians will be outside the country watching them in television. The earlier we understand that those politicians do not have plan for us the better.
CrimeRe: Two Airforce Officers Arrested For Locking Boy In Car Boot (pictured) by Donliv: 9:32pm On Dec 30, 2015
The guy made mistake by running away but the fact remains that our military men are good at abusing people's right. They should be dealt with accordingly.
HealthRe: My Bitter Experience As A Doctor Today by Donliv: 4:39am On Dec 27, 2015
Nigeria still has a long way to go. See how we are joking with peoples' life because of money. I am a vet doctor and I hardly watch an animal in critical condition (especially cases of poisoning in dogs) die because of money or order from above even when I was working in a vet teaching hospital. Most times the reward you get after taking the risk of neglecting such orders and attending to patients in critical conditions worth more than gold. Sometimes we should be able to work with our conscience and take the risk just to save life. May God help us
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Ambushed Soldiers In Maiduguri Scored Feared Dead by Donliv: 8:21pm On Dec 17, 2015
Sai Buhari
Sai baba
Sai apc
Sai change

So happy GEJ is no more there again.
A child that said that his/her mother will not sleep should also be ready to be awake. The hunter is now the hunted.

Atleast Buhari can see that ruling a country like Nigeria is not moi moi.

Everything about this apcgovernment is negative
PoliticsRe: EFCC Invites Tompolo Over NIMASA University Land Scam by Donliv: 10:50pm On Dec 10, 2015
Seven months of travelling, probing, inconclusive, nullifying, fuel scarcity, jailing of innocent people, bombing, kidnapping and killing of our soldiers.

End time president
End time apc
End time change
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Was Inexperienced, Not Incompetent - Babangida by Donliv: 10:10pm On Dec 07, 2015
What did IBB achieve apart from killing of his fellow generals and innocent Nigerians like Dele Giwa?
PoliticsRe: The Bayelsa Election: A Lesson For The Igbos by Donliv: 9:55pm On Dec 07, 2015
Wasted effort from a fool
PoliticsRe: Shi’ite Islamic Group Procession After Boko Haram Attacked Their Member (Pics) by Donliv: 10:43am On Dec 01, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
Hehehe. Una never chi chum chin

Niyi Osundare warned you lot but it still wasn't your business
When Bokoharam wasnt this strong, northern/Islamic leaders felt no need to join hands and end it, it wasn't their business, it was GEJ's. Now they started attacking mosques it's now your business

"NOT MY BUSINESS

They picked Akanni up one morning
Beat him soft like clay
And stuffed him down the belly
Of a waiting jeep.

What business of mine is it
So long they don’t take the yam
From my savouring mouth?

They came one night
Booted the whole house awake
And dragged Danladi out,
Then off to a lengthy absence.

What business of mine is it
So long they don’t take the yam
From my savouring mouth?

Chinwe went to work one day
Only to find her job was gone:
No query, no warning, no probe –
Just one neat sack for a stainless record.

What business of mine is it
So long they don’t take the yam
From my savouring mouth?

And then one evening
As I sat down to eat my yam
A knock on the door froze my hungry hand.

The jeep was waiting on my bewildered lawn
Waiting, waiting in its usual silence."
Excellent!!
PoliticsRe: Osun’s Federal Allocation Can’t Pay Electricity Bill – Aregbesola by Donliv: 7:25pm On Nov 30, 2015
Aregbe should be ashamed of himself. After accusing Jonathan he still has the got to complain even now that his landlord is d president.
EducationRe: ABU Produced A President, 3 VPs, 25 Governors & Others In Nigeria by Donliv: 8:47pm On Nov 27, 2015
Educated idiots that have ruined our country. No wonder things are not going well in this nation. The same blood sucking wolves
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Appoints 30 Judges by Donliv: 8:25pm On Nov 27, 2015
pus22:
Rejected... It is not a fair list..



Western Nigeria got 7 while East got 8, North got 15.


Western nigeria is 3 times more populated than east.

Nehizena Idemudia Ekunwe -
Rosemary O. Dugbo Oghoghorie
Taiwo Obayomi Taiwo
James Kolawole Omotosho
Hillary Ide Osho Oshomah
Toyin Bolaji Adegoke
Akintayo Aluko



Hon. Justice Yellin S. Bogoro
Ibrahim Watila
Mallong Peter Hoommuk
Isa Hamma Adama Dashen
Hassan Dikko
Jude Kanyioh Dagat
O .O Tokode
Hassan Muslim Sule
Hadiza Rabiu Shagari
Saleh Kogo Idrissa
Stephen Daylop Pam
Abdulazeez M.Z. Anka
Abdu Dogo
Adamu Turaki Muhammed
Fadima Murtala Aminu




Joyce Obehi
Simon Akpah Amobeda
Dr. Nnamdi O. Dimgba
Emeka Nwite - Ebonyi State;
Jane Egienanwan Inyang
Daniel Emeka Osiagor
Prof. Chuka Austine Obiozor
Iniekenimi Nicholas Oweib
Have you forgotten that there are 6 geopolitical zones in Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: Photo Of A Kano Suicide Bomber (Warning: Graphic Photo) by Donliv: 7:57pm On Nov 27, 2015
Washed mentality. There is no need for one Nigeria because we do not have things in common.
PoliticsRe: Olufemi Olu-kayode Confirms Audu's Death by Donliv: 9:31pm On Nov 22, 2015
His death should be a lesson to us. Vanity upon vanity
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Arrived In Iran (photos) by Donliv: 9:03pm On Nov 22, 2015
Baba do you know that your boy has decided to rule Kogi in other side of world?

Baba, do you know that your boys bombed Bornu today?

Baba, do you know that petrol price is still high and scarce?

Baba, I hope you didn't travel to Iran to finish your masters degree programme in bombinology because I know Iran has professors in that field
FamilyRe: Wife Bathes Husband With Hot Water For Sleeping With Her Mother (Graphic Pics) by Donliv: 7:06pm On Oct 28, 2015
She can only be blamed if she is starving the man of s*x but if not, the man got what he wanted. Lesson to all the men here.
PoliticsRe: Wike Makes A State Broadcast On The Tribunal Judgment (Video) by Donliv: 11:05am On Oct 26, 2015
edwapkalmeed:
you can even make a correct sentence
currupt or corrupt
for sure u are a pdp member
patience Jonathan is ur role model
I can see a blind man leading a lame man.

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