₦airaland Forum

wiegraf: It does not exist.

Bring evidence, not anecdotal, and then we're talking. And guess what, once it can be quantified it becomes....natural, or science. Why do you not want deliverance anyways? Isn't that hypocritical? If you think you were being attacked by spirits wouldn't that solve the problem, or do you think the pastors evil agents as well?

Sleep paralyses, lucid dreams, etc etc have been studied in detail*. No spirits anywhere around. It has been observed in lab situations etc, never once has damage/scarring from 'spirits' (in africa or the far-east), aliens (in oyinboland), or whatever, been observed. Why? The spirits/aliens don't show up when the subject is being observed? Notice how these spirits and whatnot never show up once science arrives?

Whatever physical discomfort/scars you perceive you might have gotten, if indeed existed, occurred naturally. You simply weren't aware. For one, you were asleep, you were not even conscious when they allegedly occurred. Before considering spirits that have never been observed by any remotely credible system perhaps you could consider natural causes eg accidents while asleep (mosquito bites, sleep walking, simple movement while asleep), or your inadvertently harming yourself earlier but not noticing, someone else actually harming you while you were asleep, etc etc.

Importantly, don't disregard your imagination blurring the line, translating the situation into what you want to believe happened rather than what actually happened.


*There are even people who claim they are capable of inducing it in themselves at will sef, I'm not sure if their claims have been verified though. I suppose these people are wizards then, no?.

What load of crap.
Its like anything a white man says is true to black people. One research concluded that that black people are not intelligent, another one, that black women are not beautiful, and we accept that rubbish.

Scientists have been known to doctor evidence to support their claims also alot of scientific ideologies are accepted on faith. For instance, on this topic, people are talking about "SELF INFLICTED INJURIES, SLEEP WALKING and SLEEP PARALYSIS in the same logic.

How can you harm yourself physically when you are paralysed?

Also can you scientifically explain how some people dream events before they occur.

Reyginus: Nice one. What explanation do you have for those who wake up with scars from fights in their dream.

The research is rubbish, take it from me, I have been beaten severely in my dream several times and usually woke up with bruses and one time I had a long deep scratch on my leg.
I never tell my parents for fear of being taken to church for "deliverance".

I still remeber vividly,just before dawn, how someone sat on both my legs, my arms were paralysed but my eyes were open, yes, I was looking around the room, there was a silhouette over my legs. I was praying with my mind like JESUS PLS SAVE ME.

You don't have to believe in God, but please don't say the supernatural does not exist.

OCTAVO: Nope, it‘s sold for N8,500. Someone I know just bought one and the guys is very happy. All attempts to explain to d guy dat he bought a JAVA phone proved abortive. Lolz

Thats just cold mehn, anyway I stand corrected. The Op must be eye-balling you right now. He still doesn't know that CHINCO is not android. Oops I've said too much....

GHOST MODE ACTIVATED

You can only ROOT an ANDROID phone and that thing you bought is not.
Cut your loss and buy a real android phone.

You were also reaped off, that phone you bought is like N12,000
Sorry if I hurt you LOL

delete all accounts including yahoo, whatsapp, skype, etc. If this doesn't work, do a factory reset.
Google how to do it.

Maybe you bought a used phone, if this is true, delete any google account on the phone before restoring your contacts on it.
You see contacts are usually backed up with google, the owner of the account may be deleting it whenever they appear on his new phone.

This is if your phone is ANDROID.

Let me know if I was helpful.

I believe the op does not know what a 'Galaxy Note1' is, if he did, he would not be compairing it to any Tecno phones. In terms of spec, performance, price etc. they are worlds apart.

Be careful buying a used Galaxy Note, you could be duped into buying a CHINCO.

I bet those guys would prefer imprisonment to deportation

ochukoccna: How come?
Defiance as this is just a foretaste of the horrors to come in a society that has 2 sets of laws, one for the well heeled and another for the down trodden.

See poetic license, I love this, you get mouth jorrr.

Nickydrake: Chilling.
Whoever wrote this has got quite an imagination.

12. World's shortest horror story
consists of two sentences. " The last
man on earth sat alone in a room.
There was a knock on the door".

its really scary except for those with no imagination

the lady murdered at the end was in the house and alive when the police came. Also, getting a job after insulting the interviewer is beyond coincidence. you need to see the movie again to see that even coincidence has limits.

Worst naija movie i ever saw. The end made no sense at all

Yeah if its the anti christ

Lucario007: hehe...

yes oooh

Which one be VEGAN again?

Do they breastfeed their babies or give them tomato juice?

please educate me...

If you don't want to eat meat then don't, but why call yourself a name (VEGETARIAN) Like its a nationality or religion.

Some plants even eat meat.

I have been trying to figure myself out for some time now, I don't like fried meat but I love POMO (skin) alot am I vegetarian?

Don't even listen to anyone who claims to be a vegetarian and has not had his/her insisors and canines removed, you don't need those to eat vegies.

The guy is either in a cult OR an homosexual OR both, whichever way you look at it the woman is in trouble, unless they are in it together. But my first thought was...NAIJA HOME VIDEO occultic wedding scene.

Her foolishness is really OCEANIC

I got the text but did not download the app because there could be hidden charges, you know the way mtn opperates

From frying pan to fire. He just earned a bigger punishment

Obama been fail the test too. What you are inside is difficult hide

Na wa for this world sha.

Sam Milla: The Nigerian Police, The Nigerian
Army, and the
Secret Service are all trying to prove
that they are
the best at Catching criminals.
The President decides to give them a test. He
releases a rabbit into a forest and each
of them
has to catch it. The SSS goes in. They
place animal informants throughout
the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After
three
months of extensive investigations
they
conclude that rabbits do not exist. The
ARMY goes in. After two weeks with no
leads they burn the forest, killing
everything in it,
including the rabbit, and they make no
apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The POLICE goes in. They come out two hours
later with a badly beaten ANTELOPE.
The
ANTELOPE is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a
rabbit!
I'm a rabbit!

you are so right, this is the true picture of law enforcement in the country.

If it still works don't change it. Also the gorilla glass is the screen, it is not seperate from the screen. If you bought it brand new, you're still on warantee, go to a samsung center and have it fixed. There's one at Philips building Ojota. I think you'll still pay for replacement

She actually did it twice it seems, look at both thighs (laps). That woman is heartless. We need serious deterent in Nigeria

so if I am depositing N80,000 I'll need FOUR deposit slips? e be as e get o

Cliford Orgi designer, Only God knows what this man does in secret. He could easily be a SERIAL KILLER

Arosa: As long as her colleague approves of it then it OK. But if that is not the case then she is a stealing not sharing.

Yeah, its all fun and games until SOMEBODY'S FOUR CHILDREN GET SLAUGHTERED BY HIS MISTRESS. Saw that poo on nairaland.

there is a way that seems right to a man but the end thereof is the way of death.

galadee: Marriage is a school where you get the certificate before u start.

A school where you will never graduate.

A school without a break or a free period.

A school where no one is allowed to drop out.

A school which you will have to attend every day of your life.

A school where there is no sick leave or holidays.

A school founded by the Almighty:
1.On the foundation of love,
2.The walls made of trust,
3.The door made of acceptance,
4.The windows made of understanding.
5.The furniture made of blessings.
6.The roof made of faith.

Before you forget, you are just a student not the principal. The Almighty is the principal.

Even at times of a storm, don't be unwise and run outside.

Remember this school is the safest place to be.

Never go to sleep before completing your assignments for the day.

Never forget the C-word, communicate, communicate, communicate with your classmate and with the Principal.

If you find something in your classmate (spouse) that you do not appreciate, remember your classmate is also just a student not a graduate. The Almighty is not finished with him/her yet, so take it as a challenge and work on it together.

Do not forget to study, study, study the Noble Book (the main textbook in this school).

Start each day with a sacred assembly and end it the same way.

Sometimes you will feel like not attending class, yet you have to.

When tempted to quit find the courage and continue.

Some tests and exams may be tough but remember the Principal knows how much you can bear.

Still, it is one of the best schools on earth; joy, peace and happiness accompany each lesson of the day.

Different subjects are offered in this school, yet love is the major subject.

After all the years of being theoretical about it, now you have a chance to practice it.

To be loved is a good thing, but to love is the greatest privilege of them all.

Best post so far. Very nice, me likey