lynpetra:

Eeeahhhh,that thing wey be like 'abodi''wey no don wellNo naaah

NO BE TALK AM OHH.

Nah woman mouth i been hear am.

Uncut sclongs are the male equivalent of menses.

shymexx:

**Pukes* Delete that pic, bro.

It sucks to be an oyinbo with uncircumcised django.

lol. But it does have an advantage to be uncut since the men are more sensitive and so enjoy sex more and the smegma is also supposed to turn women on by its smell

women i heard prefer uncut schlongs

shymexx:

I agree with you. The article was written for white men and their uncircumcised django's.

For black men: just do ur regular shower, shave the hair, use ur normal body cream and change your boxers daily.

What type of muthfugga sprays perfume and deodorant on his django? - ain't no nyggah got time for that.

And health Cremes + moisturizers? - these muthafaggaz must have wanked the shyte out of the uncircumcised django's.

I now see why white people are finding it difficult to reproduce. Well, most of them don't shower. I guess their django is the only part of the body that they care about.

Uncircumcised Men risk amputation if they do not constantly clean Smegma which happens to be a natural lubricant composing of dead skin cells.

HIV and STIs infection rates are higher in South and East Africa largely due to the non-practice of circumcision.

http://starqsf.com/MALESEXISSUES/hiv_issues_related_to_uncircumci.htm

A not so recent policy in SA prisons was to introduce free circumcision to prisoners inorder to stem STIs and HIV prevalance.

The Egyptian aristocracy practiced circumcision knowing the health benefits

In ancient Egypt the performance of circumcision was at one time limited to the priesthood, who, in addition to the cleanliness that this operation imparted to that class, added the shaving of the whole body as a means of further purification. The nobility, royalty, and the higher warrior class seem to have adopted circumcision as well, either as a hygienic precaution or as an aristocratic prerogative and insignia. Among the Greeks we find a like practice, and we are told that in the times of Pythagoras the Greek philosophers were also circumcised, although we find no mention that the operation went beyond the intellectual class.....

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/23135/23135-h/23135-h.htm#CHAPTER_I

Get a circumcision and avoid all this wahala.
The only thing a man needs to do is cut excess pubic hair with a scissors (no razors!) and apply aftershave to your ball sack.

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scortez: The Financial problem Of the U.S began in 1971 when president Nixon removed gold as a standard for exchange. By that single act, he made the dollar a currency.The dollar can't be claasified as money,it is simply currency.The dollar possesses no real value.Even America knows it.Prior to 1971,gold backed the dollar but with the action of nixon,the dollar lost it's backing.The debt of America will continue to rise because they have refused to learn from history and nip the problem in the bud.Spending more than they earn has always been their problem.They have also involved themselves in many unprofitable ventures. Expensive wars have been fought and this has eaten very deep into their finances.Countries like China have observed the U.S carefully and have started the pile up of gold.Sooner or later the world will have no choice but to revert back to gold as the standard.The U.S is sure on the path to extinction financially and as a world power.I hope Nigeria learns.

The Gold Standard was a myth since the Federal Reserve has never had in possession the corresponding amount of Gold in proportion to the amount of paper currency they issued.
And also the Federal Reserve is a private entity owned by Bankers .Don't be f00led by the word "Federal" as there is nothing Federal about the Federal Reserve and the dollar they issue is their calling card.

The Federal Reserve came into being in the pioneer era of American History. At that period Americans hoping to venture west deposited their gold in Bank Vaults in the East and got promissory notes which will be honored in their bank branch in small gold rush towns. These small pioneer towns had provision stores that accepted bank notes in exchange for essential goods and supply. The bankers soon realized they could issue far more promissory notes than they amount of Gold they had in possession. They only draw back was the event that all depositors may at one time demand for their Gold. These banks then solved this problem by ensuring that paper currency will be the mainstay by uniting under one singular issuing authority. The Federal Reserve and the dollar it circulates is not controlled by the U.S. government but by BANKS.

Billyonaire: May be its time for America to start all over again.

By doing what they had to do 6 years ago which was to cut down on Military Spending, reduce Military aid to certain countries like Saudi Arabia, Pakistan and Egypt, cut global aid programs to corrupt countries Such monies if not used to offset their debt should have been invested in improving (relatively low by western standards) Education and Healthcare.

Now this is the total opposite of what Obama did and he only placated the poor and middle class with ObamaCare which they don't want by they way. Obama bailed Banks and GM with these same Bankers and corporate executives laying off workers, downsizing and giving themselves huge bonuses annually since the recession under Obama.

The U.S. recession is being used by Corporate America to lay off workers and reduce wage bills and also get government handouts.
How daft is Obama?

Billyonaire: No one is here to blame anyone, no one is here to listen to tales of who was wrong. Read the thread title and stop being Nigerian about everything, cos Nigerians love complaining and blaming.

The system is to be blamed. And the system is being managed or as in this case mismanaged by policy makers. If you have a man made problem as in the case of the decline of the American economy which arose from wasteful government spending who should you blame, God?

Obama's solution to the recession was to spend his way out of a depression. That's like opting to borrow to pay your debts. His policy was heavily criticized and the current situation was predicted by those who opposed his handling of the recession.

Now stop being a Nigga and stop trying to dominate the debate.

You are not that smart either

Billyonaire:

The Global Economy is facing a dilemma. It is a good idea for Nigeria to commence gradual conversation of our SWF and External Reserve to other currencies, the US Default could wipe out securities. Moments like this one, I keep thinking that Democracy isnt the best form of Government in 21st Century, makes me adore Chinese Political System.

The BRIC Nations are doing just that.

America's economic woes began within the U.S. Housing Mortgage sector but can actually be traced to debt forgiveness of 3rd world countries spear.

American Mortgage Banks offloaded their debts on the global Market with European Banks scrambling for most of it. The Mortgage sector in America prior to the recession was highly lucrative and secure for investors.

With European banks having a shortfall of incoming cash from 3rd world countries, they opted to dump their U.S. Mortgage debts and requested their money back from the American banks - this led to the credit crunch since American banks now had less liquidity to loan out and as such could not lend out to businesses and personal financing. This led to the domino crash effect, since businesses and individuals were not able to secure loans, investments and spending dropped.

This is what you get when you put an underachiever in the white house and elect to having only career politicians as leaders.

The American economy is a mess owing to years of mismanagement, wasteful spending and high level corruption.

The big corporations and banks in the U.S. with help of their media wings have been dictating to Americans who they should elect as their leader and their puppet. The narrow it down to two horse in whichever electorate outcome they still get to control the white house and America's local foreign affairs. You know them as the strong lobby groups of Washington.

It wasn't always so with America. On the contrary, Americans in the past used to select and elect the most successful, educated and enlightened individuals amongst them to represent them in the Senate. Men of industry such as Thomas Eddison, George Washington, FDR were all had successful careers before entering politics with the sole motive to improve society.

Then a gradual shift began just after WWII, were the U.S. Military emerged as the most powerful war machine industry and their Generals were celebrated in the press. Ike Eisenhower, a five star General and head of the entire allied war campaign was elected into power. Ike lived up to the billing and his tenure as President is co-incident with the most prosperous period in American history, The Baby Boomer Generation.

But technology has a way of changing and altering society and the advent of Television changed the electorate view on how a politician should be assessed, this gave rise to celebrity politicians who were able to dazzle and captivate millions of Americans in their homes. Looks took over brains. The first of which was JFK who later became to be known as a morally bankrupt individual. There is a common theory that if Americans were able to have seen FDR on a wheel chair on live television address them rather than the radio of it's time, they (American elect) won't have voted for him.

From JFK it got worse with Americans electing about 2 decades later a B-list actor and head of the American Actors Guild Reagan. The legacy of Reagan's administration has been viewed as one of the worst presidencies ever with heavy cuts to social spending and a huge increase in Military spending. Reaganomics is responsible for the war on drugs which has made American the unenviable classification as the country with the highest incarceration rate.

Obama is just another "actor" in the white house doing the bidding of his puppet masters

What is stopping the Police from having a functional Forensic lab?

didicold: U both need counselling,but not necessarily by a therapist, u can counsel each oda. Pls sit her down, weda she wants to talk or not,dont let her stop u by freezing up or baleful looks. Explain d sex is not working for u and its a big factor in ur ralationship, according to ur explanation, she is not frigid ,she is just staid or over-reserved, frigid ppl dont enjoy sex @all, dey cant come. What she is is extrasensitive, staid and a bit selfish, meaning she should try to hold off her orgasm so dat u can get one.its really about discipline and if she really wants to please u. U can try witholding sex, just give her i am not in d mood crap for a while, when she asks because she will, tell what u want and how u want it, if she doesnt gel no sex. Just tell her derz no point to it if u cant get an orgasm. Or maybe u just linger too long on pre-intimacy, dats y she comes so fast, but may she hold am o, u both deserve to get an orgasm, d fact dat u dont and she is not concerned is quite suprising.

thnx. well said

PastelChic: so here is my humble submission: you both get some counselling together as a couple and her separately with the same therapist

counselling

I am suffering from a bad case of blue balls

PastelChic: oh,tricky. i deduce you both are an unmarried pair,no?

no not married to her

but i have kids from a previous relationship which isnt a problem to her and she isnt pressuring me to get married. she is old fashioned and is patiently waiting for me to ask her. which i would. just need to get my finance together becos with her its all or nothing.

its jus the damn sex or lack of it

PastelChic: get her in anticipation from early in the day with hints,word play..whatever..romance really.

she is too scared to open up on her personal life. it only comes in frames and she doesnt realize when she lets it slip and then when she finally does she gets cold.

As I said I love her.

I use to think she was still not over her old bf but they really did not have much of a sex life. She says am the only man who she has been this open with. I know this is true.

But she isnt willing to go any further. i once told her out of anger that i would go out and satisfy myself. she went cold and i felt like a supersized jerk for saying some childish and selfish thing. it's not that i am just craving for sex but i need sex with her and her only.

we are both comfortably independent i.e. it is either her place or mine and there is no need for her to feel uncomfortable

PastelChic: mess with her mind, make love to her starting from there..

Here is a summary of it. didnt want to get into it at first but here it is...



she thinks sex is evil

had to go get a hiv test before i could hit it.

does not give head

does not feel comfortable to receive head ( i love to suck kitty)

thinks sex is a taboo

scared of my size

has guilty conscience after sex which makes me feel bad.

keeps buggin bout rubbers ; afraid to get pregnant. need to get condoms, pills and foaming tabs before sex. too methodological.

loves smooching and comes all the time, prefers no penetration. so i rub my man on her clit even though i still have to wear a condom.

likes to do it with the lights out

moans to much

scratches. bites and screams Jesus less than 2mins into it.

I am yet to com in her.
did not disvirgin her. some a33hole did and did a terrible job at that which makes her terribly scared of sex.

suffers from some sort of post-traumatic-d1ck experience, thinking she got r@ped in the past


I tried to calm her down. doesnt trust me. thinks am just in it for the sex.

love her to death.

cant talk bout sex. she gets angry or tries to shrug it off.

How do I make love to a woman who doesnt trust me or is willing to let herself go?

PastelChic: ...and why won't it change?...say we go beyond borders, take courses in *logy..some sort of that nature, you think?

she is frigid.

she comes to quick, doesnt want to explore sex and likes to talk too much afterwards

caseless: we bow to nothing other than Allah! those who go on their knees (prostrate) b4 ALLAH bow for no man or object.

you pray towards the same shrine of over 360 idols.

Your religion is truly satanic inspired.