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* If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never played in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch & wake up on the
bed.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the
lizards to take it & give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands & legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
― If you didn't use youur two legs to build houses with
sand.
― If you didn't write your name on paper & insert into
your pen so that no one will steal it.
― If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see
when the lights went off.
― If you never waved at white birds expecting your
nails to be whiter.
― If you never heard of a ghost that stays under
mango trees at nights.
― If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick &
called it your car!
― If you didn't mix garri and sugar in yoyr pocket & eat
while walking on the street.
― If you never did mama and papa play.
― If you didn't play bottle cover ball (canter ball).
― If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with your cloth in your hands.
Then we guess your Childhood wasn't Fun.
Who did all of these? Anyone?

av been deceived so he lie to us all.. thunder wet go strike am dey library.. e go soon come out

D most important
NEVER GET MARRIED

Never

paxonel:
GOD BLESS THE POPE! i have never seen a man who is so sensible like Pope Francis, I am not a Catholic o, but the man remains my mentor in life

people like u anything can be ur mentor

I hate dogs if any of my kid want one ,I will buy for him/her and later put otapiapia in d dog food

Richy4:
Owing someone does not mean that the person is broke. rich people, poor people, investors etc borrows once in a while. Nations both poor and rich borrow once in a while too.

Besides, what do you guys take these celebrities to be? these are your class mates, brothers, sisters, cousins etc. they are human. just because they sing/ perform in their various field does not make them super human. they got needs to and society are making it had for them to reach out and ask for help.

eg if one celebrity love eating corn before he/she went to stardom, if he/she being human does that again, it will become news. they equally got blood running through their veins.

na true talk. u m*umu true true

Richy4:
Owing someone does not mean that the person is broke. rich people, poor people, investors etc borrows once in a while. Nations both poor and rich borrow once in a while too.

Besides, what do you guys take these celebrities to be? these are your class mates, brothers, sisters, cousins etc. they are human. just because they sing/ perform in their various field does not make them super human. they got needs to and society are making it had for them to reach out and ask for help.

eg if one celebrity love eating corn before he/she went to stardom, if he/she being human does that again, it will become news. they equally got blood running through their veins.

na true talk. u m*umu true true

Ewa na beans ooo ehh name beans oo, dbanj is broke o ehh is broke o ewa, Nigeria celeb oo ehh celeb oo ewa, dem too dey hype dem ehh dey hype dem ewa, dem go come dey form ooo ehh dey form o ewa, 15 million 4 kidney ehh dem no get ewa, dem go come dey pop oo ehh dey pop o ewa, dey go sign endorsement ehh endorsement ewa,,, dem still dey borrow ehh dey borrow ewa.... d truth of d matter ehh d matter ewa..... all of dem dey fake ooo ehh fake oo ewa... dis song is dedicated to Nigerian artist,number 1 for forming.. okpolo eye e no be open eye

ggrin:
GUESS WHAT
My former girl frnd cheated on me by pecking a guy she called her course-mate. So I quit the relationship and made new girl frnd whom i believed can never cheat on me.
Last week I decided to invite my new girl to
my place. Wen we wer together, her phone rang but she refuse to pick her call, and I ask her why she didn't pick, she said nothing,and for me to check who was calling her, I saw 'Sterling Bank
calling', and I asked her to pick, maybe d Bank wants to give us money, she refused!
After that, another call entered, 'GT Bank
calling', she ignores it, UBA Followed, and I picked it but the person didn't talk and I cut d call. A minute later, First Bank call entered, she
silenced it. Wen Zenith Bank called, she shouted at
Zenith Bank. After an hour, a call entered her Phone singing Lionel Richie song ('I call it Love'), just to check who called her, I saw 'C.B.N', and she
picked it and answered the Call well! Wen I asked her, she said it's her Uncle working wit CBN, just wished to use d office line. I said ok.
Few minutes later World Bank call and she was so Happy to pick d call! After she had finished receiving d call, I picked up my phone & flash her number, Guess what I saw...?

Savannah bank

I came here to check spelling errors

MarvellousGod:
ohhhh, lovely pictures. ... cute couples. ...me likey


inter-tribal marriages should be encouraged, afterall we're one


Most igbo parents don't allow inter-tribal marriages


before you attack me, I'm igbo oo

make I carry range Rover 2014 give ur parents make I hear say dem no let me marry u

Is dis one an engineering building or Toilet? Nigerian universities building crap since 1777

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For a movie to capture the attention of the viewer,
villains are created to antagonise our heros/
heroines. Some of them are a representation of pure
evil, others are characters we love to hate while
some are those that we don't still understand till now
what drives them. Here is my list of favourite movie
villains:
1. Christopher Waltz as 'Colonel Hans Landa' in
'Inglorious Basterds'.
2. Denzel Washington as 'Alonzo' in 'Training Day'.
3. Heath Ledger as 'The Joker' in 'Dark knight'.
4. Anthony Hopkins as 'Hannibal Lecter' in 'Silence of
the Lambs'.
5. Monique in 'Precious'.
6. Louise Fletcher as 'Nurse Ratched' in 'One flew
over the cuckoo's nest'.
7. Bryce Dallas Howard as 'Hilly Holbrook' in 'The
Help'.
8.Jane Lynch as 'Sue sylvester' in 'Glee'.
9. Jessica Lange as 'Constance' in 'American Horror
Story season 1'.
10-Tuco in the Good the bad and d ugly
You can add yours.

Ur teeth colour is changing I guess is a decay constant,u rap so outdated it needs an upgrade,I don't self service cos I screw ur Boo.. Like LG I screw her and she screams life is Good...so wats up wit d dissing all u need is listing am a knife and u just an ab*o*ki malu screaming.....in. Dis game am d coach,am autoMATIC and u mikel on d sub,so wats up with d fronting am d guy ladies wanting am Toh bad ask niyola about my DRum stick..........I don't diss rapper like u cos if I was an Audition there won't be Slot for shina RAMbo and U

jhydebaba:
who else believe this story to be a farce? u stole ur father's shaving stick for DNA test at 18. pls, who paid for the test? abi d test na 2 naira?

you would have made a point but u think like a police officer. even if u want to doubt d story think of something concrete like asking him wat was his relationship with his other brothers....

ur dad is a jealous ba,$tard. who fells your mum is trying to intimidated him and he also feels u are telling ur mum everything going on in his house.. u are a victim of ignorant non God fearing father....

The total number of boko boys killed altogether since nairaland has been given us report is almost 35 million.

don't believe the media, 90% of their stories are politicizes
. -Jackie chan

And it came to pass that the word of the
Lord came to JOSE the faithful son of
MOURINHO on the 5th day in the tenth
month of the Jubilee year of the Lord 2014 in
a still and silent voice, saying: "Son of man,
what seeth thou"?
And JOSE the son of MOU answered: I see a
confused gooners Camp, led by the master
and specialist in failure,Arsene the son of
Wenger looking lost and his team were like
sheep on a mountain without a Shepherd!
And the Lord said:"Thou seeth well. Be of
good cheer and courage.Have I not told you?
He who started this work last season by
giving you a 6-0 sweet victory over the
gooned lads is faithful and just, he will surely
complete that which he started".
And JOSE bowed before the Lord of hosts,
smiled and replied: "I believe, Lord. Thou has
never failed thy son. May thy name alone be
praised at the end of the 90 minutes battle
today"!
And it came to pass that Jose the tactical son
of MOU appointed DIEGO the ruthless and
skilful son of COSTA to lead the attack of the
Blue Army against their gunner enemies.
And the mighty hand of the Lord was ready
to do mighty miracles as the victorious BLUE
ARMY gets set to ruthlessly destroy Wenger's
camp and remain on top of the EPL Table this
peaceful day of the Lord.

almost everyone I ask tend to drive towards job security and money pls share yours

I have had good times,bad and also ugly memories, sometimes I wish I was in a better family and other times I feel I have d best family.. if am to come back to life I will pick my siblings and remove some uncle's and auntys and wished for a better living conditions...

Watching Football with our wives can be very
annoying, frustrating and stressful.
The example below is typical (I pity the guy no b
small):
Wife: Dipo, who's that guy. Is that Chris Brown?
Husband: Chris bawo, no na. that's Theo Walcott!!!
Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like Chris ni....What's that
yellow card for?
Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red means
the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light:
Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.
Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!!
Wife: What about the green card?
Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football.
Wife: Which teams are these?
Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It's
Arsenal and Chelsea. What again!
Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?
Husband: No be red jersey be that?
Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue?
Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin na. Don't you
know its Chelsea?
Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world
cup.
Husband: (depressed, and nod his head in pity) ohk,
me too.....
Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man?
Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene
Wenger
Wife:Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means
the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Husband: Wo, arabirin free me jare!! (Changes Super
Sport Channel to African Magic).

u forgot. to add d guy who always give wrong information e.g a guy said Liverpool has more hat trick Dan any other English team..we call dose type omeru (in yoruba u brought load)..or eru lee

u forgot to add d Google guy.am always on alert to Google anything.. people like us Dont talk much we only Google d facts and den laught at d OMERUE OR ERU LEE'S

jegede sokoya cos I was always around girls dat was in primary school

in secondary school it was ababio remember dat chemistry textbook.by ose yaw ababio ? I wasn't good in chemistry but I surprised everyone when I got 90 A in dat term. my teacher asked how did u do it I said ABABIO.. did it

in university it was ab..oki. because I came from d north even though I was a yoruba guy....
it later changed to ALadeen in the dictator .cos I was always in anything illegal or breaking school authority in my favour..

nobody ever called me d name I wanted but anytime I remember d ones I was given I laugh Co's it brings lots of memories...

There is a lot of debate these days
about which Nigerian songs ranks
amongst the greatest of all time.
The new breeds of Nigerian
musicians, according to popular
opinion, are not as good as the
old ones. I tend to agree. One
thing I find missing in many of
today’s Nigerian music is the apparent lack of a
meaningful message. They sing more about drugs,
women, and sex. Most people generally concur that
Old school Nigeria music where packed with
meaningful messages.
Here is the list of the 72 greatest Nigerian Music
songs of all time. Let us know if we missed any?
1) Zombie - Fela Kuti
2). Water no Get Enemy - Fela Kuti
3) Mammy water – Sir victor Uwaifo
4) Guitar Boy - Sir Victor Uwaifo
5) Konko below – Lagbaja
6) African Style- Bright Chimezie
7) Fire in soweto – Sonny Okosun
Papa’s Land – Sonny Okosun
9) Taxi driver – Bobby Benson
10)Joromi – Victor Uwaifo
11)Time na Money – Mike Okri
12)Lady – Fela Kuti
13) Omoge – Stella Monye
14) Ooye I Wish You Happy Birthday – Evi Edna Ogoli
Okosi
15) Send down the Rain: Majek Fashek
16) Aparo – Tunji Oyelana
17) Peoples Club – Oliver De Coque
18) Ngozi – Felix Liberty
19) Whats gonna be gonna - Bongos Ikwe
20) I love my country – Tunji Oyelana & Wole
Soyinka
21) Osondi owendi – Osadebe
22)Mi sisi – Mike Okri
23) Sweet Mother – Prince Nico Mbarga
24) Baby Jowo – Dr Victor Olaiya
25) Eleda mi mo di e mu - Ik Dairo
26) Omoge mi – Mike Okri
27) Hit my Car – Ebenezer Obbey
28) My Car – Tony Tetuila
29)Beng Beng – Femi kuti
30)Love me jeje – Seyi Sodimu
31)Oruka – Sunny Neji
32)Ikebe – Sunny Neji
33)I need someone – Kris Okotie
34)Ma je ka ja – Tito
35)Motherland – Sound sultan
36)African Queen – Tu face
37) Orlando - Orlando Julius
38) Asiko – Tina
39) Diana – Daddy Showkey
40)Bolanle – Junior and Pretty
41)La la le friday – Wale Thompson
42) Iya mi – Christien essien Igbokwe
43)Olufunmi – Styl plus
44)Fire on the mountain – Asa
45)Girl of my dreams – Age Beeka
46)Ijo shina – Shina Peters
47)Africalypso – Lagbaja
48) Iyawo Asiko - Orlando Owoh
49)Coolu Temper – Lagbaja
50) One Love – Onyeka Owenu
51)Make Nigeria Better – KSA and Nigerian All stars
52) Iwaju lokan mi – KSA
53)Monica – Junior and Pretty
54) Rumba style – Ras Kimono
55) Heart of stone – Oritz Wiliki
56) Rosie – Blakky
57)Rooster crow at dawn – Bongo Sikwe
58)Biri ka’m biri – Oliver De Coque
59)Baby Kilode – Dizzy K Falola
60)Ziga ha ozi – Sunny Okosun
61)Under pressure – Ras Kimono
62)Wait for me – KSA & Onyeka Onwenu
63)Seun Rere – Christy Essien Igbokwe
64) Eddie Kwansa – Peacock Int’l Band
65) Rat Race – Mandators
66)Iya mi – Christie Essien Igbokwe
67)Iyawo Asiko – Orlando Owoh
68)Papa Bless Me – Isaac Black
69)Make You Dey Look Well -Edna Okoli
70)Stop the Fight – Edna Okoli
71)Osondi owendi – Chief Stephen Osita Osadebe
72)Omoge – Mike Okri
73) Seun Rere- Christy Essien Igbokwe

yimu ... still an upcoming artist to me....

1- Helps you have stronger morals
Not to say that the only way to be a moral person
is to get married, but living a married life involves a
lot of challenges. When people get married and
start to build their own family, they experience
problems that are not commonly experienced by
singles (such as providing for children, paying for
debt that is not your own, etc). Because of this,
married people are given the opportunity to
overcome unique challenges, thus allowing them
to become stronger in their morality.

2- Encourages you to eat healthier
It’s been proven that cooking your own meals is
healthier than eating out. The problem for single
people is that they normally don’t have someone
to cook for them. Consequently, they are more
likely to eat out. However, married people can
cook for each other, giving them a higher chance
at eating healthier.

3- Enjoy companionship
According to psychology, one of the basic needs of
every human being is a sense of companionship or
belonging. When a person gets married, he or she
enjoys the company of his or her spouse

4- Emotional support
When singles are confronted with difficulties in life,
they normally turn to their friends for support or
comfort. However, friends may not always be
there. Unlike singles, married people have their
spouse to serve as their “shoulders to cry on”
when they are burdened down.

5- Become selfless
When a person gets married, they dedicate their
lives to their spouse and children. As times goes
on, married people learn to live for someone other
than themselves.

6- Children
One of the most rewarding feelings in the world is
having your own children. A married person
experiences challenges in raising his or her
children from time to time, but these challenges
are nothing compared to the love that develops
between parents and children.

7- You won’t die alone

It’s one thing living the single, none committal life.
But what happens when you are older and all of
those steaming rendezvous have rendezvoused
out of your age? Sure, marriage does not
guarantee that you wont end up alone (you could
end up divorcing), but it’s one of the most stable
actions you can take to make sure someone who
loves you will be with you till the end.

8- Someone who understands you
Marriage is a long term commitment. As such,
marriage creates the unique opportunity for
someone other than a family member, to know and
understand you inside and out.

9- Encourages personal growth
Married life is totally different from the kind of life
lived by singles. Marriage brings you into a world
where you have never been before, and this world
teaches you a lot of lessons that lead to your
growth as an individual. Marriage has the ability to
transform a person holistically as he gains a much
bigger perspective of life.

10- Security

Married couples have a better sense of
companionship and security than couples that just
live together. Marriage helps give the assurance
that the union between spouses is permanent.
This sense of security is not experienced by
couples that just live together, because nothing as
strong as marriage is there to keep them together.

I taught it was NBA of em lebron james dats why I entered d thread. didnt know it was d one of those dump moda..fuc.... kers

There are 10 times more bacteria in
your body than actual body cells

A banana IS a berry.