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all the virgins in nairaland should click like. let's see how many bitches we have and how many queens

there are so many but mine is silver bells and blue christmas

lets make it a one on one fight
Naruto vs superman

Gara vs green lantern

sasuke vs hulk

neji vs iron man

oroshimaru vs thor

rock lee vs Wolverine

to me justice league has stronger characters,naruto is full of demon possesed kids,do u HULKgree or disGARAri

he has superrr powerrrrr buut an ordinary kid........ Ben 10

Do you know i am reading these post from the toilet,

1- your earpiece has L and R meaning Left and right,check it now and you will notice

2- your socks also have left and right thats why some times you find it difficult to wear a socks twice comfortably.

3- all tecno android serial number are 123456789abcd

4-the top of the nigerian military flag has a coffin on it,signifies service till death
i added these cos here in kd people buy nda form more than garri

5-nigeria pediatrics association logo is a snake on a rod,moses carved a golden snake in the bible and place it on a rod,it signifies safety or deliverance,check back of you detol soap or anticeptic.

6- 90% of people who buy recharge card are expecting bonus,eg mb,free minute

7- girls wear more snikkers and jean than guys(POC)personal observation commitee

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well am a graduate but that doesnt make me grow above some things like,making the local knockout,and few days to christmas me and my cousins set up a fire and roast some meat .on christmas day me and my friends go for a drink and the aim is to get an Hangover, .its realy cool and it also ends in december add yours...

happy new month ...most people enter december with a mindset,some its christmas,others is another holiday season.am not going to lie to you am among those for christmas.am even planning to buy christmas cloth before the top up the price..most people will say am being childish forgeting christmas is jesus birthday and by the way its not a kids birthday ..wat about you any plans for christmas cloth?
Pls these is december no more insult,suprice your post write a good thing for once.

another useless development for futureless youth...bbm is not a career neither is facebook,twitter a future for you............if u like hear,by the time you realise wat am saying you will be having gray hairs and lets see how pinging will feed your family...

most comedians make people laught by cooking stories,its alarming to see a commedian mocking God,pastors,etc just to make people laugh, in 1 john 5;17 ...all unrighteousness is sin,be it mockery....

Do you agree?

in another news we are at home listining to these thanks to ASUU,growing gray hair

mstwww,am i to show sympathy?afterall our president didnt wear shoes untill age 18

in the recent typhoon hayen,many people where quick to question Gods love.forgeting he gave them the ability to see it two weeks before now,who should be blamed for a students failure?the teacher who gave note or the student who didnt read the note?

xtophy: private varsity tinz

no bro,lautech ogbomoso omo ladoke owo loke

world best or not,even if they give another the empty cup you are the best player i ever know.....messi fifa best ronaldo world best










cr7 reminds me of myself wen growing up i was not d best of student but thank God today am a graduate with first class computer science....i respect hardwork wen i see one

those of old are
mind your language
fresh prince of bel air
the cosby show

present include
everybody hates chris


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BROCASSIE: THIS HYPOCRACY ON NAIRALAND IS DAMNED TOO MUCH,LOOK AT HOW YOU GUYS ARE COPLAINING OF OTHER PEOPLE MAKING DIVISIVE AND TRIBAL STATEMENT,WHEREAS THAT IS WHAT ALL YOU GUYS ARE ALL DOING ON NAIRALAND FORUM,YORUBA AGAINST IBO,IBO AGAINST YORUBA,HAUSA AGAINST IBO,IBO AGAINST HAUSA,AND GUYS GOT THE GUT TO COMPLAINED,THIS IS DISGUSTING.THIS NAIRALAND FORUM IS A TRIBAL WAR FORUM.

are u a learner?

Donmichaelz: I was agravated to comment on these topic due to the sacasism I feel about igbos .it is a shame of pizma ocrangor that the region that brings the least revenue to the nation is highly castigorized with relevant supretendance.I don't think I can vote someone who insults an opponent just to get self pity from the naive,poor and uneducated anambrariañs to vote for him.it is sad to see that even the president is defficient of krikum krikum, self respect and integrity.I will urge all voters to rather sit at home than kizmatai with a wasabi in line.

u don take ur tablets ?

I was agravated to comment on these topic due to the sacasism I feel about igbos .it is a shame of pizma ocrangor that the region that brings the least revenue to the nation is highly castigorized with relevant supretendance.I don't think I can vote someone who insults an opponent just to get self pity from the naive,poor and uneducated anambrariañs to vote for him.it is sad to see that even the president is defficient of krikum krikum, self respect and integrity.I will urge all voters to rather sit at home than kizmatai with a wasabi in line.

no wonder my son didnt like wearing both
brands. He said it doesnt feel "comfortable".

do you know ..
The Founders Of Adidas and Puma Were
Brothers .. !!
Adidas and Puma are among the most
recognized brands in the world thanks to a bitter
rivalry between two brothers from a village in
Germany.
In the 1920s, Adolf Dassler, a soft-spoken sports
fanatic who spent hours working on shoe
designs in his workshop, and Rudolf Dassler, a
great salesman, started a small shoemaking
business in Herzogenaurach. They were focusing
on hand-sewn athletic footwear. But as their
business took off, the two brothers grew
increasingly frustrated with each other. They
disagreed on everything from politics, the future
of the company and one another’s choice in
wives.
After fighting and disagreeing for about 20 years,
Rudolf left the company and set up a rival shop
across the river named Puma in 1948. Adolf
remained in the initial plant and renamed the
company Adidas.
Source : http://immaturebusiness.com/2378/
the-founders-of-adidas-and-puma-were-
brothers-and-nazis

RCCG or dunamis or winners. go to celestial church if u like food go to catholic if u don't like reading d bible go to anglican if u like claiming self righteousness there are two types of churches pentecostal and others

first to comment?falls down and faint

All the countries who were involved in this did
cheat! Congratulations Nigeria for being the best
cheats

Jeffy1206: thank you my bro!! De ram just kill de phone...

ram killed d phone ?

I liked some celebs fan page and one thing i noticed they were being religious eg type amen and stuffs.,how can i know a true celeb fan page cos the ones am seeing are funny.,imagine genevieve posting about anambra election and showing surport to ngige

Nigeria looses 10000 crude oil barrels due to eclipse - FG

EVENING NEWS
Headlines:
1. Eclipse; Boko Haram claims Responsibly
2. Don't use Eclipse to intimidate our son...
Edwin
Clark tells North
3. US to help Nigerians fight future
Eclipse.Barack
Obama
4. Nigeria Spent 500 Billion Naira on sun shades
during Eclipse
5. FED GOVT. set up Eclipse monitoring
committee
to be headed by Asari Dokubo
6. Eclipse minister bought 2 armoured anti
Eclipse
Vehicles to protect self.
7. Eclipse: APC to GEJ; Eclipse has weakened
Nigerians confidence in your Government.
8. Eclipse occurrence was setback to
negotiations,
strike continues...ASUU
9. Eclipse will not intimidate us - New PDP
10. Reps, Senators disagree over Eclipse
allocation
11. Eclipse- South Eastern states cries
Marginalisation
12. Ngige to Obi- You cannot use Eclipse to
intimidate us
13. Kogi state fails to acquire viewing rights for
Eclipse, Okene boys blamed.
Add urs....

d. only weird thing you will see is Muslims shouting. alahuakbar.

xynerise: You guys should also pray for those that will be sacrifice in the interior villages for the sake of calming the Gods of the sun's anger.



Reminds me of Apocalypto

hahahah so data the eclipse can save their life.lol nice one