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very soon UI AND Co will be like. Nitel, how are the mighty fallen, if u still dey form guru because u dey oau sidon dere,,,, e go shock una like dream, wen private uni will become better dan govt uni,

d diff is clear
private university improve
govt university don't
anything Dat stops improving starts dying

kevinberry:
That my pastor a great church with swagg

GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in oba of Lagos voice go and die in the lagoon

I went for a job interview and they didnt ask me anything for 5 minute, den d Md said

MD- how many times should u sweep ur house?

Me - I was amazed at first then i told him as long as it is dirty, these means u sweep once if it is dirty once, u sweep 100 times if it is dirty a 100 times,

MD- u think u are a genius unh,or some kind of talent or something ,

Me - no sir, dats y I work hard, because, hardwork is better than mere talent..

MD- if I should say no what will u Do,

Me- smile, I will Wait For u to reconsider, and expect ur call

MD- why, Co's u are mark zukenberg,?

Me- no sir,,

MD- I saw ur credentials,and the only thing special was the logo on ur certificate,(university) what is the best building design u ever did,

Me- the next one


and that's how I got the job, with these bizarre question, and a physco boss (Italian)

@op where d coverless? I go crush u o *in crushers voice *

chipmunkey:
She's jez average looking o!

no she is not,, look deeper,i see a natural beauty

RickRichards:
My girlfriend's namesake: Rita Ora.
It's a democracy, you're free to vote anyone. Even crazies.

who ask u,sabinus itooknows

Dat one is ur business, I came here to blast Dat idio*t always saying make. $2000 in a week,,,, UI ,unilori, Futa, Unilag, OAU,,, etc are all overated d only thing dey know best is braging about their school,in my uni a prof will threaten u suspension if u dont greet him ,,
like i always say,i have come to agree to d fact dat am a nigerian,and would love dis country despite its limitations but my children will never study here,,and thats why am working hard,,,so my dream of schools like Harvard will be a reality for my children,not unilag,oau, ui, Godforbid

look for a stone
tie rope around d stone and urself
look for a river and jump inside
so Dat b4 any 1 can rescue u it will be too late..

dats wat a teacher told me in sec School due to my poor grade, but today I spend her yearly income in dubai without feeling nothing

if na one trick long like dis ,wat if na 10 ? if you want a girl to like u, do the following

-be principled, let ur yes be yes and no be no
-dont. show too much emotions, let ur complement be seasonal
-dress neatly, and mature not sagging trousers
-make her feel respected and in turn u get same
-don't flaunt money to much, let are know u aint davido
-dont ever let a girl insult u even if its a joke
-learn to listen. more even though they talk meaningless things ,just act attentive
-dont ever chase a girl who dont know ur worth,,,

FACTS ABOUT AFRICA
1. The Gambia has only one university.

2. Equatorial Guinea is Africa’s only
spanish speaking country.

3. South Africa is the most visited
African country.

4. Nigeria has the richest Black people in Africa.

5. Samuel Eto’o is the highest paid Footballer of all time, he received about £350,000 weekly in Russia in 2011.

6. A person from Botswana is called
a Motswana, the plural is Batswana.

7. A person from Lesotho is called a
Mosotho.
8. A person from Niger is called a
Nigerien.
8. A person from Burkina Faso is called a Burkinabe.

9. Nigeria has won more football
cups than England.

10. Zimbabwe’s President, Robert Gabriel Mugabe is the world’s most educated President with 7 degrees, two of them are Masters.

11. Al-Ahly of Egypt is the richest club in Africa.

12. Didier Drogba is Chelsea’s
highest goalscorer in European competition.

13. Johannesburg, South Africa is
the most visited city in Africa.

14. Zinedine Zidane wanted to play
for Àlgeria, but the selector rejected him, saying they are already many players like him in the team.

15. President Jacob Zuma was given a special award by Fifa for refereeing on Robben Island during his years as a political prisoner.

16. President Robert Mugabe was
jailed for 11 years for fighting for freedom.

17. President Robert Mugabe is
Africa’s oldest Head of State and the world’s second oldest Head of State. He was born in 1924.

18. The Seychelles are the most educated Africans. Seychelles’ literacy rates (Adult: 92%, Youth: 99%) Zimbabwe is 2nd (Adult:
91.2%,Youth: 99%).

19. Rwanda is a better country for
gender equality than England and USA.

20. Somalia got its first ATM on
October 7, 2014.

21. South Africa has the most Grammy award winners in Africa.

22. Ethiopia has the most airports in
Africa.

23. Ethiopia’s economy is growing
faster than China’s.

24. Eritrea’s President, Isaias Afwerki is the least richest President in Africa.

25. Ethiopia is Africa’s oldest
independent country, it has existed for over 3,000 years without
being colonised.

26. Haile Selassie 1 was the 225th
and last Emperor of Ethiopia.

27. Nigeria has the most monarchs
in the world.

28. Angola has more Portuguese
speakers than Portugal.

29. President Jose Eduardo Dos Santos has ruled Angola since 1979.

30. President Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo is Africa’s longest serving Head of State. He has ruled Equatorial Guinea since August 3, 1979 when he overthrew his uncle, Francisco Nguema. His son, Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue is his Vice President and will succeed him if he
resigns. He started ruling Dos Santo

31. George Weah of Liberia is the
first man to win World, European and African footballer of the year
in the same year.

32. Swaziland is the only remaining
absolute mornach in the world.

33. The Gambia is the smallest country in Africa followed by Swaziland.

34. King Sobhuza ll of Swaziland took the longest time in reigning Swaziland, 62 years as he was crowned in 1921 and died in August 1982 at the age of 83 years.

34. 1. King Sobhuza II of swaziland, married 70 wives, who gave him 210 children between 1920 and 1970.

35. Zimbabwe is the only country in the world were almost everyone was a billionaire at one point

dis is my number 08056479875,

I came here to insult u but an inner voice say I should sing sunny neji for u

clear road for jaga jaga
una vilage girl dey were spaghetti oo
clear road for jaga jaga
comot for road for jaga jaga ehn
clear road for jaga jaga
una village girl e Don bcome oyinbo
clear road for jaga jaga

a song is enough for d wise

wats Ndi'igbo? is Dat d name of a party,? sorry for asking I was born in USA

wale adenuga presents
.
This
is
. superstory
. (the tale of lies)

no school can teach u character, trying to blame ur school for enforcement of dress code is hilarious, didn't u know their terms and conditions before going there?
even in my university u must make 75% attendance before writing exam
it's a private university, I am in a govt uni and I abide by d law, if u were going to make such accusation about ur school why go there in d first place,,,? it's called a school and worst of all its a church school, wat do u expect?nightclub or joints? u are an half baked graduate trust me, congrat sha

hahahaah as I was saying the chicken crossed d road, hahahahahahajaha useless threAd, mstwwwwwww

u know something I don't understand line 45 and paragraph 18 ,but what caught my attention was line 44,$0 hilarious.

it's a simple question,my girlfriend calls me boo because everything is alright, the moment it gets bad I become oloriBOOruku, baBOO,
before u pick an answer remember
-after God fear poverty
-love conquers all
-true love is worth a billion
-no hoNEY without moNEY

choose wisely



mod pls help me put it in the right section, tnx

seriously? on election day? op I taught unemployment, bad road, poor electricity was ur major concern,,,,,,,,,,,,see ur life for polling booth, I pity for u, nonsense mstwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwewwwwwwwwwwww

chaberry:
BUHARI FOR ASO ROCK.. JONATHAN FOR OTUEKE.. PLEASE 100LIKES FOR THE GENERAL

ha-ha and u got none

May19:
D kind of peace that swept through my heart after votion for GMB makes my mind strong, and my conscience is in agreement with my decisions because its the right thing to do.

I have played my part......

Baba when u get there, don't forget how I stood under d sun to vote u into power, May19 proudly from Delta.

Said Buhari! Our president elect!

u sef no get certificate? no wonder u "VOTION " for buhari

Raymondfayowole:
Apc

see ur life dats y d only tin positive about u is ur HIV status

snowland:
Deadly blow to PDP. There is absolutely nothing illegal or unconstitutional in the use of card reader. Only rigging-minded people that cannot win in a free, fair and credible elections are the ones crying foul. Card reader has come to stay.

VOTE: [size=22pt]General Okechukwu Oluwakayode Muhammadu Buhari [/size]

for a

[size=18pt]Brighter

Rewarding

Future[/size]

have u checked ur jamb result, Co's dats d only tin Dat need change

vjsmiles:
with those manifesto's buhari has a better governing scheme...
with corruption and insurgency and security included in his manifesto we can enjoy power education and all those included in gej manifesto...

GMB come saturday...
click like for buhari and share for gej

like wen he said e will give student loan? dude. buhari is lame and e will die in German hospital

and dey said ibadan is more developed dan kaduna,wat a joke

ALKARULEZZ:
All hail my MOTHER-IN-LAW

hustle u no go hustle,mstwwwwww
work hard nobody loves a broke a$$ niqqa

buhari for president 2015

the entertainment industry has gown to a point that we cant overlook the part comedy has played in developing the nigerian entertainment industry,..i watch comedies alot,believe me when i say some of our comedians are actualy not funny and some are realy funny.here are my top 10 cOMEDIANS are ;

10-AKPORORO;he is energetic,young and talented,he tries to be funny by using expression which i think he "overdo",his jokes are not always funny ,but i admire him for his originality

9-JULIUS AGWU:maybe in his earlier days he was realy funny,but the main reason julius agwu is even in my top 10 is because ali baba is not realy into comedy like before,he is now on a low key.julius agwu jokes are so dry but what makes him stand out is his consistensy in the industry

8-KLINT THE DRUNK-these guy is like a coke in hot sun after you drink it you dont seem to enjoy it like before,his pattern of comedy is not funny anymore but i still respect him based on his earlier performances,when "klint was klint"

7-SEYI LAW-he is a dynamic comedian in the sence that,he cracks joke in both yoruba and english..but he sometimes loose touch with the audience in passsing out his message.

6-AY-he is like the beckham of comedy in nigeria,he might not be the funniest but he surely knows how to make the money,i respect him alot

5-ELENU-this "one pack" comedian is one of nigerian best comedian,i have never heard any dry joke from him ..

4-GORDONS-he is classy,his comedy cd was facinating,he is just unique

3-BOVI-these guy is something else,he laughs as he cracks jokes and also add body movement to spice it up which i realy admire(no homo)

2-I GO DIE- all is jokes are in pigin,he also try to pass positive message in his comedy

1-BASKETMOUTH-to me he is the best,he is creative,energetic,and above all he is a humble guy

wish dem safe delivery...... buh dey still look like 200 level girls to me