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[quote author=axortedbabe post=38788028]Who cares abt d age,she doesn't even look it..
I'm even one hour older than my bf..[/quotedey console urself

chelsea for life...in terminators voice we will be back

cr7lomo:
Phyno not nominated for best rap , infact I now believe burna boy, this is a pure Yoruba award . Eventually nominating the one that Yoruba boys featured him in , so that they make sure a Yoruba boy wins that category..... Stupid award

so u wouldnt av said these shi..t if phyno was in all the cartegories Ali?or are all those nominated not well deserved abi? Ur level of reasoning suprice me.is ok KONTINUE

"wholop nigga just whollop.do me a favour please Gerrarahere shi.t men u know wat am sayin:.u dont know no-in and am gon show u so-in

Aminat508:
Good

damn u gat boobs

Good day dear nairalander.let me skip the long story and hit the G spot,i am a worker in a constuction company and you will agree with me that most nigerian graduate dont get good pay in construction companies where most key appointment are awarded to foreigners.i was fortunate to be introduced to a betting site of similar name to this site.i took a risk and played a ticket consisting of 11 teams and ended up winning about 156k it was my second trial tho.what should i do,am a christian and i always pay my tithe,should i pay d tithe or i shouldnt?

ladyF:
Hehehe he should have bought jeans that is ripped around the zip area na lol

Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

u look like a talented lady but comedy isnt amoung ur gift.my roomate result is funnier dan ur joke

YerYer:
A guy who can't read or write is worth hundreds of millions of dollars simply for doing what he loves, boxing. If my children are found fighting in school, I will encourage them.

Whollop nigga just Whollop up.do me a favour please Gerrarahea shi.t u know wat am saying.u dont know No-in and am gonna show u some-in

ladyF:
Hehehe
This mayweather sha..

can i lick ur pulate ladyF

kennyman2000:
mheeennn.. This's roughly #850million

God, bless my hustle and every nairalanders hustle.


Check my signature for ur customised wristband.

instaed of prayin for all nairalanders just openly ask us for likes,dats d motive all along see ur life?na ur mate be mayweather, mstwwwww, iranu

WAEC Result is OUT?? My Neighbours son came to me this evening. He got 4 E's and 3F's in Waec. He said his mum told him to ask Me which school he should go. I simply told him 'Sunday School

one of nairaland best topics,,educative,inspiring and emotional not Tonto dikehing,maheedaing,who wore it better,,itsz even better Dan all Nigeria films,

the people I know that would give it a shoot has less Dan 100k in their account....All am saying is mathematical problems are not real life problems ,I am more of the latter,dangote can't do these ,neither can I ,,,,

I scored 32 goals against computer,when I scored again it wasn't counted ......its old and ever green ,,,,international super star soccer..

.,......, kk so how does dis help falcao regain form

wats up with Igbo girls and prostitution? afrocandy,maheeda,Tonto,etc

Cousim:
iranu

Abacha

most undergraduate seems to think because they study a prestigious course they would end up very wealthy, don't get me wrong its possible, I did a survey and these were their replies,

- Guy who runs around in a boxing match,he was refering to mayweather

- Marriage degree by marrying Bill Gates.

- Whatever ur degree is, if u dnt know how to play in the real world, ul not succeed. It's always ideal in college and academics, but after graduating, life's a total confusion and u need to get ur ass up and survive. Just an opinion

- Be a drug lord , 100% guaranteed you will be a billionaire

-Accounting for sure. It will make study the three incomes:
Passive
Portfolio
Ordinary
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I know a degree that can make u an instant billionaire but its definitely not a course studied in the university,, add yours

I didn't want to comment but wen I saw it was a man I respected I had to,,,RIP, u d best at wat u do, I admire ur passion and I hope one day nollywood will reach d. level u all worked hard and dream it will be.. I don't realy watch our local movies but some of my best had u in it,Adios Senor, May ur gentle soul rest in peace. ..........
. Amen

he should have said " marry me or I throw u overboard, " simple

my Girlfriend keeps praying for me on my birthdays, and till today d prayer Neva answer.. smh

Double wahala for dead body

the only thing Good about d good old days was that I wasn't the one paying the BILLS,,,,, to my children today would be "good old days" 20 years from now

the only thing special about the good old days was that I wasn't the one paying the Billz,,,,,,,

haba I just came back from church now dis? Wats up with nairaland and d1ck standing topics des days

hahahahah just can't stop laughing

who remembered d last Oceanic bank football reality show hosted by okocha?
lemme tell u wat happend
my friends (2) were drooped at stage 4 ,and I was as usual watching from outside,.normally if u are evicted u will be allowed to go with whatever accessories u were given, like boots, socks,etc,, so my friend kicked one of d ball outside d net and I quickly carried it, b4 I could say Up Chelsea, okocha came to me and said Bring me d ball jare (with his thick igbo voice ) I was like dude wtf,,and my friends and I went home..the end

moral of d story: -okocha is greedy

Chelsea is Eden for the Tittle,,,,

some one should tell TV joshua,,,,,,, oya WOJU ooooo. (in Chris Daniels voice )

some one should tell TV joshua,,,,,,, its WOJU ooooo.