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firstking01:
Marry a tree?,,,hmm, your choice tho.

It's an IN thing to marry a tree now, didn't you know? Many Mrs Oaks roaming about.

All I remember is the innocence & the oblivion to the harsh realities of life. Parents do a good job in that regard. If only one could remain forever young & sheltered

Cutehector:
tree cannor grow money na..

The paper it's printed on is a tree-source, so yeah indirectly, money does grow on trees

Hahaha. I'd rather marry a tree!

Some of them are good guys though

doctorkush:
oh! Thank God you r here. I v been busy all through the week..Im sorry.How are you?

Do we know each other?

I'm fine, thanks How are you?

Nothing but a smile

ireneony:
you sound like a transgender

What does a transgender sound like? You sound stùpid for saying that.
Are you saying I can't possibly be female because I don't reason with my rectum?

FIY: I'm all female, tìtties & co. I'm just unbiased & unpretentious.

You did right. Ain't nobody have time for mind games.

I'd need answers, naturally. To know who that is & why. If it smells like a game, then I have no problem breaking up over that. Don't need someone who makes me feel like I'm in a competition.

Because the girls are also attention whôres. How many times, out of curiosity, have you clicked on someone's profile, only to find a picture of them either "fìngering" themselves or with bóobs half spilling out. It all goes down to that saying: with every action, there's a reaction.

I've seen you being a tease too sometimes, so this is rich coming from you. You like 'em hot

kamel4real2015:
maybe have said what that are depend on how you see them.

Of course.

kamel4real2015:
Hahaha they are wife and husband joor not twins.

Yeah, maybe they're soulmates because they do closely resemble each other. A good looking couple

kamel4real2015:
How do they look related.

Same squarish face & similar features

They look related.

The use of corpse & "found dead" in the same sentence,as if a corpse is usually found alive & kicking.

permanentgrace:
You would sure fail exams. You were asked to...in ONE WORD.

Sue me & eat my shorts! Is this an exam or anything of the same calibre as an exam?

Tolexander:
Just one word ma!

I couldn't decide so there.

Mowgly or Tarzan Jr

Reminds me of the Jungle Book.

I do it for a number of reasons:
1)I don't want to smother the person so I give him space because I'm aware his world doesn't revolve around me & he has other things to do besides constant messaging. Meaning, I'll know if he's free/available by him contacting me 1st
2)I don't wanna be a nuisance
3) It just feels right when a guy makes the 1st move

At 1st glance he looks like the guys from Duck Dynasty.

LePrezident:
Whiles I wait upon thee for a response to my request, though hast forgotten about me but hast instead been happily treading the streets of NL with no care

Hehehe. Sorry But I thought we came to an understanding, hence I didn't respond.

LePrezident:
DonnaCorleone...

Yes?

Nairaland is a way more "child-friendly" place than other forums out there, where they're straight out raw & brutal. You gotta understand that people have different personalities. Some like to censor themselves & sugar-coat their opinions, while others are the exact opposite of that. You just have to roll with the punches. Your two choices are- grow a pair because the people on the net won't act like an au pair or just avoid/stay away from trouble.

krooskanta:
what? Explain ur 'nice symmetric facial features' sometimes having a fair skin tone is a curse i rarely play wit my friends cus everytime my skin peels when its squeezed too hard...talking frm experience

Sounds like you need to moisturize to me I'm fair too but my skin doesn't flake when squeezed. It's prone to dryness though, hence I make sure I moisturize well.

Symmetrical = even features.

Nice symmetric facial features that are neither too large or too small. Skin tone has nothing to do with it.

Vorpal:
And if his hip bone is connected to his feet bone, what do you intend to do about that?

Mr Leprezident, I want to believe you feigning ignorance

Clever cloggs! Nothing

LePrezident:
......................

From our convo so far you can get clear hints that I'm not creepy nor a stalker as such you can make room for possible meaningful and harmless adventure. After all, pm friendships hurt no one

Errrm, I don't think this is my best pitch, I tried considering you sprang this on me out of the blue

I need more convincing than that You sound like a cool guy so let me sleep on it

LePrezident:
Nope, it saps the fun out of life . Like right now, you just crashed anticipation.

Lol, what's fun about it? Give me your best sales pitch & who knows, I may buy into it

LePrezident:
Now that's a difficulty

A difficulty that makes life so much easier imo.

LePrezident:
Haha, I don't know about the large feet part. And truth is I'm totally lost with the foot bone and hip bone part. I think I might have to change my dp. Are you on BBM?

OK, never mind No, I'm not on BBM. I don't use communication apps. I'm a call me or text me if it's important kind of person.

LePrezident:
Lol, just like you, I like the annonimity. I can reveal myself in private. So you need to help me out here

"I can reveal myself in private" kinda sound naughty

I already made a few notes just by looking at your profile pic but I'm gonna need you to confirm or deny my "study", alright? You have large feet. Is it true that your foot bone is connected to your hipbone? I hope you get what I'm trying to say lol

LePrezident:
Lol nice, I like your age bracket. To help you finally put a nail on my possible craziness or not, won't you want to look into my eyes to have some sort of closure?

Reveal yourself & let me take a good look
How old are you?

LePrezident:
Ha! She says I'm crazy. Lol, I sure do know I'm not crazy. You keep saying older, how old are you sef? Or you'll prefer telling me in private. They say you don't ask a woman's age, but I've developed the balls for this question over the years

Lol, no, no,no, I'm not calling YOU crazy. You need to look into their eyeballs for that, to check for signs of the crazy eye, so I meant everyday people

My age? Well, I'm definitely not shuffling around with a walking stick I'm still relatively young. Older than 25 but younger than 35