₦airaland Forum

LePrezident:
Lol this one that you're trying hard to let a brother down gently, I'm sure you're still gorgeous but you have now become an expert in disengaging both stalkers and admirers.

Yeah, being older does sometimes give you a 3rd eye, so to speak. You spot the crazies at 1st glance

LePrezident:
Lol. Are u saying you're no longer young and gorgeous?

I'm just older than I was back then & not looking too bad for a hag

Hmmm, what does this say about the men from where you come from? Your girls must be looking for something bigger & better

Lol, I'd rule with an iron fist, so the lot of you would be banned by the second. Romance section would resemble a ghost town

LePrezident:
Donna, lemme see your picture. That way I can help you get rid of your nemesis, after all what are friends for?

Lol, the stalking happened years ago, when I was still young & gorgeous

Being stalked. Nothing is more creepier than have a person suddendly appear out of thin air. I'd imagine it's similar to being haunted by a ghost.

That's not a husband, it's a glorified servant. Why can't she wash her own panties? That's disgusting & lazy.

Yuneehk:
I don't know anywhere in Lagos

Makoko

The toilet seat issue between most men & women. It's very real lol.

When did he become a stand-up comedian & quit his day job? No wonder his people have turned into laughing hyenas, scavenging everywhere. Quite an ironic & funny quote coming from such a "gorgeous" person such as him. African presidents always wasting valuable time focusing on non-issues.

enshi:
And i was almost opening a thread about crushing on you..... Should i still go ahead

No.

Virginsince1997:
Lol ik, so you like rap

Yes.

CameronDash:
I bet he is quite nosy

Hahaha. Cheeky!

Virginsince1997:
he so ugly

That's Kendrick Lamar lol. He's hot to me & we're dating in my head

Misspicy
Halfcanadian
Babzilla
BoboYekini
Joseph(number number)
Daretodiffer

Can't remember the rest.

lol

Hey Arnold was the best cartoon ever!

The girl with the yellow hair (Helga) was in love, even obsessed by the boy with the yellow hair (Arnold). However, she always pretended she didn't like him out in public, called him "Football head" because of the shape of his head. She bullied him mercillesly, but behind closed doors, alone in her room, she had a little shrine dedicated to him. She'd sigh & say all the romantic things she wished she could say to him in person, directed at the photo of him that she had placed in the middle of her shrine. It was hilarious.

Ramon92:
..I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse..

Spill it, I'm listening.

WhitegirlonNL:
IDU, no one has answered me correctly.

p/s I am not a racist or i am trying to live above racism. I have a good number of black friends too.

Then stop asking stùpid questions, bìtch. Ask the next black girl you think is trying to look white next time you see one.

piperson:
yh she's probably bring back 1950's beauty and she SLAYED

Good for her.

She's cute. What's with the fake beauty spot though. That's so 1950s.

AmenhotepZuid:
Greetings to you 14, MduZA, PunkyVeer and other Southies...

Hay hay ASIPHELELANGA KUSHOTA U uTut.....Asiphelelanga....Asphelelanga!!!!!!!

Like the 28 gang member gang who say they LIVE AND CRY FOR BLOOD.

I LIVE FOR THREADS LIKE THESE!!!!!!!!

ITS ON!!!!!!!ISUKILE...

Nawe you have so many many monikers, maan Hope 2016 has been good, mkhaya.

I wonder why do white girls tan their skin to brown, get fillers to fatten their lips & get butt implants? Why? Why? Why? I really wonder why.

People seem to wish for what they don't have.

Photo 1 & 2, you have the nicest lips I've ever seen on a face. They even have a straw hole

CaptainECole1:
Lol.. you're a dunce!! just like your fellow friend mduza

South Africa has this problem of education especially among blacks because the black Zulus are indolent,bereft of wisdom and simply useless .. all an average black south African do is sleep at home all day and then what?
Go to the street to conduct a car Jack.. or a burglar .. then they envy Nigerians simply because we take over your business field.

Look at South Africa's high teenage pregnancy rate especially among the daft Zulus
http://m.ewn.co.za/2015/09/06/Alarming%20stats%20for%20teen%20pregnancy


Crime rate is skyhigh.. yuck.. because Zulus are bunch of lazy dogs
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_South_Africa?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C3377134104

Meanwhile .. about 25% of SA youths are exposed to drugs.. damn!!!! they are crackheads


South Africa is the highest destination for drug trafficking, How much kilograms of cocaine /heroin is being intercepted in the OR Tambo airport? ? tonnes!

Oh I forgot, HIV is like common cold in SA

Blah di fùckin blah. Heard it all before, it still won't make life any easier for you, while you jerk off your generator tonight.

I'm through talking to you now, asshole. Toodles.

Lol, he sounds so pained. If she has AIDS, doesn't that mean he has it too?

He one dumb nigga

MrKester:
am cool thank u.


Check my sege, what do u have to say abt that

Good. Oh, I see! Unfortunately, I'm not one to follow crowds, so count me out lol. Good luck with the competition though May the best girl win.

MrKester:
guilty conscience...


how are u? I bring good new to u

Really? Please share

I'm good, btw. You?

CaptainECole1:
Too bad.. your toddler brain couldn't comprehend "projectile" .. well.. I'm not surprised, Zulus don't like going to school to learn and they wanna argue with educated Nigerians on an online forum... its like a turtle trying to compete with cheetahs on a sprint race .. have a nice day Zulu

I'm like a walking encyclopedia & dictionary all rolled in cuteness for me not to know the meaning of such an elementary word like projectile Come again! You're the one not smart enough to see what I did there. Wit seems to be a foreign concept there. I know it makes you feel smart though because to you, apparently, it's a bombastic word. You're not & will never be on my level as far as words or language is concerned. I will take you to school & read you too. Suckle on that sucker!

Now piss off! Class dismissed!

MrKester:

It's not what you think lol.

BoboYekini:
You blew me off.

No, I didn't. Still thinking about what you said