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Properties › Re: Construction Materials Price Increases Over Selected Periods by DONOCSO(m): 1:36pm On Mar 30
Government-regulated prices do not hold water. Look at the case of petrol "subsidy" for an idea of how it will play out.

We need the people in government to be responsible and do what is right, not fix prices.
Business › Re: Sanusi Lamido Earned Almost N474 Million As A Non-executive Director At MTN by DONOCSO(m): 1:32pm On Mar 30
What role did he play when he was the CBN governor to get the spot?
Politics › Re: Did Germany Reject Femi Fani-Kayode As Ambassador? FFK Replies Peoples Gazette by DONOCSO(m): 1:27pm On Mar 30
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Says He Could Take Iran’s Oil As US Troops Numbers In ME Swells To 50k by DONOCSO(m): 1:25pm On Mar 30
Trump is biting more than he can chew.
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Nigerian Comedy Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(op): 9:47am On Mar 29
You see ₦2 million on the floor with no owner… What are you doing?
🏃‍♂️ Pick & disappear
🧍 Wait small
📢 Announce it
Foreign Affairs › Re: Three Of Iran Biggest Steel Plants Destroyed In One Night. by DONOCSO(m): 9:34am On Mar 29
Kdon2:
Infact US is just not ready to erase Iran, otherwise Iran will be dust by now. Dem dey do strong head with US of all country ☹️
It is not as easy as you think.
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Arrives At APC Convention In Grand Style (Video) by DONOCSO(m): 10:06pm On Mar 27
There is more confusion than style in this arrival.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Three Of Iran Biggest Steel Plants Destroyed In One Night. by DONOCSO(m): 9:58pm On Mar 27
Omo! There is no gain in war.
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Nigerian Comedy Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(op): 7:35pm On Mar 27
If your husband is tall, dark, speaks Igbo fluently, and drives a Lexus ES350... He is in our compound now, cooking and washing plates for one small corper girl
Christianity Etc › Re: First Woman Appointed Archbishop Of Canterbury UK by DONOCSO(m): 11:29am On Mar 27
Anything is bound to happen in a "politically correct" society.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: List Of Platforms Where You Can Work Remotely And Earn In Foreign Currency by DONOCSO(m): 11:13am On Mar 25
UnlimitedNG:
This is coming at the right time. With the high cost of fuel and the hight cost of transportation to work on a daily basis, a good remote work is the next best option. During Covid-19 pandemic, a good friend of mine worked 3 international jobs remotely and made like $6-10k per month.

Thank you for sharing. This is really helpful.
With AI in remote job tracking, it will be almost impossible to do multiple remote jobs, as there will be tools in place to track your time on tabs, etc.

The aim would be to find a good-paying remote job and enjoy your time.
Computer Market › Re: Super Corei5 Dell (2in1) 5300 with touchscreen@290k by DONOCSO(m): 11:05am On Mar 25
Location and last price?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: List Of Platforms Where You Can Work Remotely And Earn In Foreign Currency by DONOCSO(m): 10:49am On Mar 25
Thanks for sharing. The world is now a global village, and working remotely is the future.
Christianity Etc › Re: Learning To Embrace Joy Without Guilt As A Single Woman by DONOCSO(m): 10:46am On Mar 25
In all you do "as a single woman", have good character.
Investment Ads › Re: Now Is The Time by DONOCSO(m): 10:44am On Mar 25
How does this work? You should share more info.
Science/Technology › Re: Join Whatsapp Community For Tech Enthusiasts Like You by DONOCSO(m): 10:39am On Mar 25
This is a welcome development
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Nigerian Comedy Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(op):
Nobody is shouting parte after parte again? huh

Everywhere don red!!!

Now it's school fees after house rent!
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Nigerian Comedy Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(op): 4:37pm On May 24, 2022
Just now this girl sitting beside me paid my T-fare, gave me extra money and requested for my number. I refused to give her, she taught I'm cheap, that she can get me with money
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Nigerian Comedy Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(op): 4:35pm On May 24, 2022
Deep down, our girlfriends want to catch us with another girl grin. But we serve a living God
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Nigerian Comedy Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(op): 4:34pm On May 24, 2022
Doggy style with a slim girl is like eating with fork and knife all you will be hearing is "Chan chan chan"
Jokes Etc › 10 Types Of Husbands On Nairaland by DONOCSO(op): 4:33pm On May 24, 2022
1. BACHELOR HUSBAND
They do things on their own without consulting their wives and hang out a lot with friends more than their wives.
They are not serious about marriage life.

2. ACIDIC HUSBAND
They are always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.

3. SLAVE HUSBAND
Wants to be treated like a King but treats Wife like a Slave.
Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.

4. GENERAL HUSBAND
Husband for every woman. Loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and has more female friends.

5. DRY HUSBAND
Very moody and stingy, doesn't consider wife's emotions, doesn't make the relationship enjoyable.
They have no sense of humor.

6. PANADOL HUSBAND
Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when in need of something from her.
They are clever and know their wife's weaknesses and capitalize on that to get relief from their wife.

7. PARASITE HUSBAND
These once are very lazy and only love their wife for the sake of money.
They use their wife's money on girlfriends and have no initiative for their marriage and do not help their wife with household responsibilities.

8. BABY HUSBAND
These ones are irresponsible and childish
They can't make decisions on their own without asking their mother or relatives for advice;
They compare their wife to relatives and run to them if something goes wrong.

9. VISITING HUSBAND
Not always at home, comes as a visitor.
They provide money and buy new things for the family but have no time for them.

10. CARING HUSBAND
Caring and loving. They provide for the material and emotional needs of the family and make time for the family.
They guide their home spiritually and are very responsible
They treat their Wifes as partners and helpers.

The End
What type of a Nairaland Husband are you?
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Nigerian Comedy Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(op): 4:16pm On May 24, 2022
If I broke na my business, good.
I am waiting at the corner, for you to ask me for help.
My song go be, if I get na my business.
Nonsense inspiration
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Nigerian Comedy Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(op): 4:15pm On May 24, 2022
This life I can't kill myself, na this song go motivate you, and you become broke.
Timaya go do kill himself to sing. See how rich he is.
Nonsense inspiration.
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Nigerian Comedy Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(op): 4:14pm On May 24, 2022
Allow me to enjoy myself, allow me to enjoy myself...
Go day sing until you become hungry and broke.
Follow Tekno and beg him to give you food.
Nonsense inspiration
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Nigerian Comedy Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(op): 4:13pm On May 24, 2022
Don't let any guy deceive you that you look like an angel, angels don't bleach!
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Nigerian Comedy Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(op): 4:04pm On May 24, 2022
I don buy Ring, Na how to Kneel down for this small girl now be problem
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Nigerian Comedy Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(op): 3:57pm On May 24, 2022
A 7 year old daughter was looking at her mother's driving license card. It was written SEX:" F " , she then started laughing until the mother asked why she was laughing. The girl said "I can't believe you are so bad at sex that you even got an" F." Now I understand why Daddy is always with the house girl whenever you are out

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