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The question I have not been able to answer is “What… does a woman want?

Dear Food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat

I don’t believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. Lol

Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper.

Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.

Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper.

Dear Google, please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting?

Most emotional moment in a boy's life, when a girl says, can you give me your number

Its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.

For all the girls that say ….. All guys are the same …… Who told you to try them ALL.

I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something

Girls work on their looks but not their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind.

I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture

Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.

Stop blaming your boyfriend for Cumming too fast. My sister, you're too sweet.

I was shaving using my phone as a mirror not knowing I was live on facebook

They are now in LAGOS oooo!
This happened this Morning in Surulere, a lady called an Aboki as we all call them, a shoe maker to help fix her slippers.
She allowed him stay in their compound, while she went back inside to continue with what she was doing.
When he was fixing her slippers, he added
something under before stitching it back. Luckily for the Lady, her landlord was at the balcony watching the ABOKI without his knowledge.

When he was through, he called her to tell her that he has finished. She came out, he told her to try it on her leg to make sure it was OK.

Her landlord shouted from upstairs 'no oh,
don't put your leg in that slippers I'm coming.

He came downstairs; forced the Aboki to put his leg in the slippers, the Aboki refused.

Then he alerted neighbours. So, they all gathered, forced him to wear the slippers.

Immediately he put his leg in the slippers, Guess what happened?? Hmmmmmmmm!!!!!

The slippers cut... He did not sew it well...

Una like gossip sha .

Dating a mature lady is stressful. I mean she just apologizes straight away. Now, what am I supposed to do with my anger?

Awwww!! See how my plans all failed.

Adultery and fornication cases will waste our time on judgement day.

After 4 rounds of sex, she looked into my eyes and said, "upon all this, you will still cheat on me" I nearly cried because she was saying the truth

I wish I was a young girl...Free drinks, free food, free vacation and free money just for screaming ashhhhi ahhh ashhhh haaa

So one day I will stand in front of God and give account of my life. Hmmmmm!!! Me That am shy like this. I will just run enter heaven.

My video will be full of actions.

Men get gym for house!

E get why!!

Don't be a boring wife. Joke with your husband sometimes and say honey I want you to Marry a second Wife.

Just a joke oooooooo so your husband too can joke some.

My neighbor was sick and invited a native doctor.
I warned and pleaded with him, begging him to
desist and wait on the Lord but he refused. So I left him alone. He went inside his house with the native doctor who after his divinations told my neighbor that the sickness was incurable but can be transferred to
another person. My neighbour selfishly and greedily agreed.

The native doctor then told my neighbour that the 1st person that will enter his house, he should shout "taarh" and the sickness will automatically be transferred to the person and the person will die, except d person replies with “retaarh “ as an antidote to make the transfer to backfire. My neighbour
agreed and the native doctor left in a hurry,
forgetting to collect his money for the service he
had rendered.

My neighbour then sat down in his sitting room and kept his door open waiting for the first victim that will pass through that door.

The native doctor then suddenly remembered that he forgot to collect his money and decided to go back for it. Immediately the native doctor entered, my neighbour shouted "taarh" and the native doctor shouted back "retaarh" and my neighbour shouted again “reretaaarh". The native doctor replied “retartartarh". This noise started since yesterday morning and up till now they are both shouting “rerererererererererererererererereretaaaaaaaaarrrhhhh"...

Who will stop and die for who?

Avoid Wearing Second Hand Clothes When Traveling Abroad, You May Meet The Owner.

I don't know the ingredients dey used in producing alcohol, but i am sure they added, HAPPINESS, TRUTH and English with the touch of crying for some people.

If you know your secret is with me, better come and buy me food before I let it out.

I can't be carrying your secrets up and down with empty stomach.

Trouble is when you innocently save the number of the woman that supplies honey as HONEY.

And while the phone is with your wife, Honey sends a text msg - Tomorrow's own will be sweeter than what you got last week