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Men get gym for house!

E get why!!

Don't be a boring wife. Joke with your husband sometimes and say honey I want you to Marry a second Wife.

Just a joke oooooooo so your husband too can joke some.

My neighbor was sick and invited a native doctor.
I warned and pleaded with him, begging him to
desist and wait on the Lord but he refused. So I left him alone. He went inside his house with the native doctor who after his divinations told my neighbor that the sickness was incurable but can be transferred to
another person. My neighbour selfishly and greedily agreed.

The native doctor then told my neighbour that the 1st person that will enter his house, he should shout "taarh" and the sickness will automatically be transferred to the person and the person will die, except d person replies with “retaarh “ as an antidote to make the transfer to backfire. My neighbour
agreed and the native doctor left in a hurry,
forgetting to collect his money for the service he
had rendered.

My neighbour then sat down in his sitting room and kept his door open waiting for the first victim that will pass through that door.

The native doctor then suddenly remembered that he forgot to collect his money and decided to go back for it. Immediately the native doctor entered, my neighbour shouted "taarh" and the native doctor shouted back "retaarh" and my neighbour shouted again “reretaaarh". The native doctor replied “retartartarh". This noise started since yesterday morning and up till now they are both shouting “rerererererererererererererererereretaaaaaaaaarrrhhhh"...

Who will stop and die for who?

Avoid Wearing Second Hand Clothes When Traveling Abroad, You May Meet The Owner.

I don't know the ingredients dey used in producing alcohol, but i am sure they added, HAPPINESS, TRUTH and English with the touch of crying for some people.

If you know your secret is with me, better come and buy me food before I let it out.

I can't be carrying your secrets up and down with empty stomach.

Trouble is when you innocently save the number of the woman that supplies honey as HONEY.

And while the phone is with your wife, Honey sends a text msg - Tomorrow's own will be sweeter than what you got last week

Patient: Dr please am I ugly?

Doctor: you're not ugly

Patient: But everybody says I am
ugly!

Doctor: “Listen, you are not ugly"

Patient : “I know I'm ugly ”

Doctor : “You are a fine, strong looking man ”

Patient : “ I'm a woman ”

Doctor : Lord have mercy!

I get so angry when I See girls fighting over one guy as if we are not alive

Are you bored? Let's have some fun
You will send me everything in your account and you will beg me to send it back.

If you know you're dating me in your mind. Just tell me, I want to ask you something!

I remember my first kiss I didn't Sleep that day I thought she will be pregnant

If devil wants to punish you stylishly, he will give you a beautiful woman with a bad character or a handsome broke man with big pen*s.

The husband of a witch is wizard and their children are wizkids!
Sense no go kill me

At school they taught us that Bleep is Roman Numerals. I typed Bleep on Google and the Romans came out naked.

IF I DECIDE TO TAKE U OUT, HOW MUCH SHOULD I BUDGET FOR YOU AS A LADY

Tall girls� are naturally friendly, and they apologize when they are wrong, but you see those 1.25 litter container, they are very stubborn.

No matter how romantic your text messages are, it can never beat mobile money notification!

Now adding new members!

Just drop your WhatsApp number

My ads have been pending for days, the notice on the page says it could be due to lack of credit, Ad not yet approved, or Ad Slots fully occupied.

Please how to I make payment to ad credit to my account?

cc @Seun Osewa

I thought I knew all the s*x style until I heard my neighbor saying "Baby stand as if you want to EndSars"

And some girls be like, "If I'm gone, you'll never find any girl like me"

Who says I want another one like you.

The reason I usually sing in the bathroom is to avoid "sorry I didn't know you were inside"after they've see everything

Be grateful for what u have & remember that one girl's nipple is another girl's full breast.

Please I urgently need my neighbor's number, he lost his goat, instead of coming to ask me first, he went directly to Benin (herbalist) is that how we do things?

I wonder why men fall down flat when women push them on the bed with one finger
The spirit behind that finger is stronger than Dangote cement

COVID-19 killed my future wife in China. Rest in peace Ching Mu Chong

Best way to know a Nigerian girl's real name is to ask her for her account details
That's when "Natasha Hills" will turn to "Chinasa Okoro Ugwu"

The first Sign of a Stingy Boyfriend is good English

In Nigeria once you take your bath, they will start asking you if you're going out... So someone can't bath in peace again

In 2021,,We Need to Date According to Qualifications;
You Can't Have a Degree and Get Hurt By Someone with WAEC