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Patient: Dr please am I ugly?

Doctor: you're not ugly

Patient: But everybody says I am
ugly!

Doctor: “Listen, you are not ugly"

Patient : “I know I'm ugly ”

Doctor : “You are a fine, strong looking man ”

Patient : “ I'm a woman ”

Doctor : Lord have mercy!

I get so angry when I See girls fighting over one guy as if we are not alive

Are you bored? Let's have some fun
You will send me everything in your account and you will beg me to send it back.

If you know you're dating me in your mind. Just tell me, I want to ask you something!

I remember my first kiss I didn't Sleep that day I thought she will be pregnant

If devil wants to punish you stylishly, he will give you a beautiful woman with a bad character or a handsome broke man with big pen*s.

The husband of a witch is wizard and their children are wizkids!
Sense no go kill me

At school they taught us that Bleep is Roman Numerals. I typed Bleep on Google and the Romans came out naked.

IF I DECIDE TO TAKE U OUT, HOW MUCH SHOULD I BUDGET FOR YOU AS A LADY

Tall girls� are naturally friendly, and they apologize when they are wrong, but you see those 1.25 litter container, they are very stubborn.

No matter how romantic your text messages are, it can never beat mobile money notification!

Now adding new members!

Just drop your WhatsApp number

My ads have been pending for days, the notice on the page says it could be due to lack of credit, Ad not yet approved, or Ad Slots fully occupied.

Please how to I make payment to ad credit to my account?

cc @Seun Osewa

I thought I knew all the s*x style until I heard my neighbor saying "Baby stand as if you want to EndSars"

And some girls be like, "If I'm gone, you'll never find any girl like me"

Who says I want another one like you.

The reason I usually sing in the bathroom is to avoid "sorry I didn't know you were inside"after they've see everything

Be grateful for what u have & remember that one girl's nipple is another girl's full breast.

Please I urgently need my neighbor's number, he lost his goat, instead of coming to ask me first, he went directly to Benin (herbalist) is that how we do things?

I wonder why men fall down flat when women push them on the bed with one finger
The spirit behind that finger is stronger than Dangote cement

COVID-19 killed my future wife in China. Rest in peace Ching Mu Chong

Best way to know a Nigerian girl's real name is to ask her for her account details
That's when "Natasha Hills" will turn to "Chinasa Okoro Ugwu"

The first Sign of a Stingy Boyfriend is good English

In Nigeria once you take your bath, they will start asking you if you're going out... So someone can't bath in peace again

In 2021,,We Need to Date According to Qualifications;
You Can't Have a Degree and Get Hurt By Someone with WAEC

If Igbo stew enter ur eye forget it just go and buy new eye, but if Yoruba stew enter ur eye u will go blind and get paralyze

IPhone users act like they already have acceptance letter from heaven

A woman that lost her husband is called a widow...
Abeg, what is a girl that lost her boyfriend called?

If you don't want to visit him tell him, which one is "I don't know if I can come again my father is angry with my mother"

The one who told Africans that shoes are kept under the bed is the same person who told them to keep broom behind their door

Do u know that short people can sweep without bending?

The only reason why I don't feel like getting married now is that everyone will now know that I've started having sex including my mom and it's making me to feel shy..

Only God can break the covenant between suya and newspaper