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Enough Is Enough. Mosquitoes needs to learn how to eat bread or something. This government has drained us enough

Make your bae feel good what is his or her name?

Man ran away from Hospital bed after recovering from coma when doctor told him his phone is with his wife

A wise wife must not wear pants while cooking in case her husband wants to chop before eating

Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.

I look at people sometimes and think…. Really?? That’s the sperm that won

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture

What's the benefit of Husband And Wife bathing together?

I'm asking coz l'm getting married soon

Some girls be like "if I leave you, you will never find another girl like me"......Who told you I want another girl like you?

Vera: Desmond so you slept with my friend, how could you do this to me, she's my best friend, how could you be so cheap, what does she have and i don't .. this is absurd..

Desmond: stop fooling, when i said shave did u shave

She invited you for her father's burial and you carry condom.. What for my brother?

Anytime I Pass By A Fine Girl Without Watching Her Ass My Mind Tells Me I'm Sick

Hustle oh make them no tell you say "the moment I saw that shirt I knew you were the one coming"

Ladies, please stop breaking your sugar daddies' hearts.

They are our parents and they are shouting at us for no reason

Your boyfriend buys a new car, you delete the Uber app..... Agnes why na?

God gave Adam wife for free. I don't know who brought the idea of paying bride price.

You gain admission you post it, going to lectures you post it. Writing exams, you post it. Result, is out we no hear from you again?

Facebook and WhatsApp have been rated as the 2nd and 3rd app for chats and gossip, but Women still retain the 1st position.

Has it entered? Yes
Is it paining? Yes
Should I remove it? No
Do you like it? Yes


Shoe sellers and their stupid questions.

Nobody has the lowest voice than a guy who is asking lady for number in a Taxi or Bus

I told my mom not to bring house girl she won't listen Now she's vomiting

If Jesus comes today, what will happen to the Money in your Bank Accounts? Give me small now before it will be too late.

My brother, shoot your shot, her defense may be that of Manchester United. There is a certain Maguire in there...

Don’t blame online shopping because you don’t also look exactly as your profile picture

WIFE AND SIDE CHICK ENTER SAME TAXI TO HUSBAND SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY

I WILL UPDATE YOU IN THE EVENING

Relationship that I entered last night I just turn ex this afternoon because I no gree do transfer

You have only two pairs of pants and he asked you what can I buy for you? Your shouting pizza... sister wash and wear never tire you?

I was shaving using my phone as a mirror not knowing I was live on Facebook

A man whose lover promises to come at night hears the footsteps of the spirits.

Whenever you don’t understand what’s happening in your life, just close your eyes, take a deep breath and say… GOD, I know it is your plan, just help me through it.

Life can be happier & stress free if we have all that we desire. But time will give us all that we deserve.

Relationship is not holding hands while you understand each other. It’s about having lots of misunderstandings & still not leaving each other’s hand.