Nobody is shouting parte after parte again?

Everywhere don red!!!

Now it's school fees after house rent!

Just now this girl sitting beside me paid my T-fare, gave me extra money and requested for my number. I refused to give her, she taught I'm cheap, that she can get me with money

Deep down, our girlfriends want to catch us with another girl . But we serve a living God

Doggy style with a slim girl is like eating with fork and knife all you will be hearing is "Chan chan chan"

1. BACHELOR HUSBAND
They do things on their own without consulting their wives and hang out a lot with friends more than their wives.
They are not serious about marriage life.

2. ACIDIC HUSBAND
They are always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.

3. SLAVE HUSBAND
Wants to be treated like a King but treats Wife like a Slave.
Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.

4. GENERAL HUSBAND
Husband for every woman. Loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and has more female friends.

5. DRY HUSBAND
Very moody and stingy, doesn't consider wife's emotions, doesn't make the relationship enjoyable.
They have no sense of humor.

6. PANADOL HUSBAND
Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when in need of something from her.
They are clever and know their wife's weaknesses and capitalize on that to get relief from their wife.

7. PARASITE HUSBAND
These once are very lazy and only love their wife for the sake of money.
They use their wife's money on girlfriends and have no initiative for their marriage and do not help their wife with household responsibilities.

8. BABY HUSBAND
These ones are irresponsible and childish
They can't make decisions on their own without asking their mother or relatives for advice;
They compare their wife to relatives and run to them if something goes wrong.

9. VISITING HUSBAND
Not always at home, comes as a visitor.
They provide money and buy new things for the family but have no time for them.

10. CARING HUSBAND
Caring and loving. They provide for the material and emotional needs of the family and make time for the family.
They guide their home spiritually and are very responsible
They treat their Wifes as partners and helpers.

The End
What type of a Nairaland Husband are you?

If I broke na my business, good.
I am waiting at the corner, for you to ask me for help.
My song go be, if I get na my business.
Nonsense inspiration

This life I can't kill myself, na this song go motivate you, and you become broke.
Timaya go do kill himself to sing. See how rich he is.
Nonsense inspiration.

Allow me to enjoy myself, allow me to enjoy myself...
Go day sing until you become hungry and broke.
Follow Tekno and beg him to give you food.
Nonsense inspiration

Don't let any guy deceive you that you look like an angel, angels don't bleach!

I don buy Ring, Na how to Kneel down for this small girl now be problem

A 7 year old daughter was looking at her mother's driving license card. It was written SEX:" F " , she then started laughing until the mother asked why she was laughing. The girl said "I can't believe you are so bad at sex that you even got an" F." Now I understand why Daddy is always with the house girl whenever you are out

Your boss gave you 10million to deposit in his bank Account, along the way you receive a call that he is dead.

What will you do?

so, one day I will be kissing somebody's daughter and her father will be clapping for me one day?

Anything can happen in school but mathematics teacher never fall sick!

A Naked lady robbed a bank today Without any Weapon and Nobody saw her face, including me...
I wonder what we were looking at

Promise a guy sex and see how he will be checking on you as if you have been admitted in a hospital... Ladies am I lying?

As from today no more bad English on this thread! Is we clear?

To avoid unwanted pregnancy, have sex in the mindnight when sperms are sleeping.

APART FROM SUN WHAT ELSE RISE'S UP IN THE MORNING?

Enough Is Enough. Mosquitoes needs to learn how to eat bread or something. This government has drained us enough

Make your bae feel good what is his or her name?

Man ran away from Hospital bed after recovering from coma when doctor told him his phone is with his wife

A wise wife must not wear pants while cooking in case her husband wants to chop before eating

Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.

I look at people sometimes and think…. Really?? That’s the sperm that won

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture

What's the benefit of Husband And Wife bathing together?

I'm asking coz l'm getting married soon

Some girls be like "if I leave you, you will never find another girl like me"......Who told you I want another girl like you?

Vera: Desmond so you slept with my friend, how could you do this to me, she's my best friend, how could you be so cheap, what does she have and i don't .. this is absurd..

Desmond: stop fooling, when i said shave did u shave

She invited you for her father's burial and you carry condom.. What for my brother?

Anytime I Pass By A Fine Girl Without Watching Her Ass My Mind Tells Me I'm Sick

Hustle oh make them no tell you say "the moment I saw that shirt I knew you were the one coming"