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If Igbo stew enter ur eye forget it just go and buy new eye, but if Yoruba stew enter ur eye u will go blind and get paralyze

IPhone users act like they already have acceptance letter from heaven

A woman that lost her husband is called a widow...
Abeg, what is a girl that lost her boyfriend called?

If you don't want to visit him tell him, which one is "I don't know if I can come again my father is angry with my mother"

The one who told Africans that shoes are kept under the bed is the same person who told them to keep broom behind their door

Do u know that short people can sweep without bending?

The only reason why I don't feel like getting married now is that everyone will now know that I've started having sex including my mom and it's making me to feel shy..

Only God can break the covenant between suya and newspaper

After 3 hot slaps, a Nigerian mum will be like "I will not touch u until your father comes back"
Mummy How na?

Some guys will kill their girlfriends with sex position oh, which one is baby do as if you want to cross gutter?

Every girl is either single, dating or married depending on who is asking

The day you'll go for job interview and you find your Ex as the CEO, you'll understand why mathematics always tell you to find the value of X

I remember a secondary school debate when I supported a motion that "Education Is Better than Money"
God pls forgive me, I was young & stupid then

These Nigeria nurses are so very rude. One just called one guy by his sickness' name.

"Oga low sperm count where u dey go oooo?"

I spent 12 years to improve on my handwriting and now we're using Keyboard...

Technology, Hmmmm, what a wasted effort.

So how did the first man discovered licking? Like what was going on in his head to go down there during love making?

Herrrrr, our forefathers were nasty and naughty oooooo. �����

Marry an Educated Lady so that when you get her annoyed or angry, you will hear "It is not fair ooo, than, E no go better for you and your Generation"

Many desire to be successful, but there are some requirements to become successful.

Sacrifice: The Necessary Toll to Success

https://sanehouse.com.ng/2020/09/sacrifice-the-necessary-toll-to-success-by-leke-aderinola/

Click the link above to learn more about Sacrifice, why most people do not sacrifice and what it takes to sacrifice.

DONOCSO:
Don't let any guy deceive you that you look like an angel, angels don't bleach!

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House of Fun Comedy is the first premium WhatsApp group in Nigeria. The group is regularly updated with short funny jokes to help members happy and it cost only ₦100 per month.

Below is an example of a typical day in the House of Fun Comedy Group

6:45 AM: If you are happy in your relationship, trust me, my sister, you are a side chick. Main chicks never sleep in peace… �

6:55 AM: Am sitting next to my crush in a bus right now, please somebody should call me, I want to speak English. �

7:05 AM: I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested. She said – Cheque books. �

7:15 AM: Calling someone “ugly” is quite rude. Instead of that, you can just say “You are not physically convincing” �

7:30 AM: Most girls do not answer video calls after 8 PM Because there face has been restored to factory setting �

8:00 AM: In Nigeria, when Light Sparks, the First thing we do is to smell our Charger. �

8:40 AM: I saw two blind people fighting, I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knife!” they both ran away. �

Get unlimited jokes as e dey hot for only ₦100 per month! Click on this link https:///send?phone=2347039081681&text=Good+day+Mr+Charles+Please+I+Want+Subscribe+To+House+of+Fun+Comedy+� or message +2347039081681 to join House of Fun Comedy � ₦100 only per month…



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People who gossip on buses please learn to be fast to finish your stories.
It's painful going home wondering how the story ended

Check out my latest post > Funny Lifestyle of Lazy Nigerian Youths

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Too much love!

Head of the family

What will you do?

Sleepy Bae

Broke Guys

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