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Politics / Re: Gunmen Launch House-To-House Raid In Katsina, Many Feared Killed by Donpaper: 7:26pm On Nov 10, 2021
BigSarah:
Even though the insecurity in the North is often exaggerated, a lot still needs to be done...
YES exaggerated there are many places that the locals haven't heard or seen a gunshot talk more of bandits or BH terrorists..

kindly relocate your friends and family there, please
Family / Re: My Mum Used To Beat My Dad So I Grew Up To Hate Women by Donpaper: 10:06am On Nov 08, 2021
BegAt40:
My dad is a highly respected well-to-do man but his problem was his wife; I wonder how they married! angry

She used to beat him in our presence and she'd lay curses on us if we ever plead that she stops. At times, she'd shout from night till dawn, making sure that no one sleeps and she'd try her best to call the neighbors' attention to tarnish his reputation. Not like he's weak, he just tried not to make things escalate and be a bigger issue. Now I'm grown up, I hate women die and she's begging me to get married. angry angry angry

Meanwhile, I just want to stay out here treating Nigerian girls in the language they understand. angry angry
is the wife your mother?

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Business / Re: Payhippo Raises $3 Million In Seed Funding To Extend Quick Loans To SMEs by Donpaper: 6:25pm On Nov 03, 2021
Akharmony:
i stand to b corrected. i have notice that most of this brilliant guru in the Tech industry are just naturally simple i notice mostnof them have less worries on things many pple are obsessed about like good clothings, fancy this fancy that, with this amountnof weatlh they control they still live a very simply life..... obi and Cuba should just pipe low jare
True. You must understand the difference between the rich and the wealthy. The rich like some certain parts of this country, once they are in billions of naira or there about, they show off, buy cars and are flamboyant, and there is nothing wrong with it. While we have the innovators, they derive joy in solving a major world's problem, their initial idea was not to become wealthy but to solve a very big problem, so in solving that very big problem, they become very wealthy and they continue looking for more big problems to solve. For example, the money of Adenuga alone is a combination of many hundreds of billionaires in this country. While one is making noise because he has 50 billion naira, the other one needs a trillion naira to solve a major problem. So, the former has the time to show off because his initial idea is to be rich, while the latter ( who is wealthy), initial idea is to solve a big problem. As a result, you can't expect the latter to have time for show off.

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Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Wins UCL Man Of The Match With 2 Goals vs Atalanta (Photos) by Donpaper: 8:00am On Nov 03, 2021
ddippset:
A midget who can sponsor your entire lineage. Is that one not a super midget? grin

Funnily Messi has only played 5 Games for PSG.

With the way you Ronaldo clown boys are ranting one would think Messi has gone 15 games without scoring.

And they dubiously remove his UCL goals from the discussion as if he didn't score those ones wearing the same PSG shirt.

Messi remains the GOAT all day everyday.

grin
He remains the GOAT(ewure) to you and your family, but to sport analysts around the world, they know the Real GOAT from the Toy GOAT
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Wins UCL Man Of The Match With 2 Goals vs Atalanta (Photos) by Donpaper: 7:36am On Nov 03, 2021
ddippset:
No be only clutch na gear.

You can call him the most desperate and ambitious player ever!

What is clutch about scoring a dying minute goal when ?
When the other team had scored 2 goals in the thick of the match?

If he had come on as a substitute when the were already losing the game you can call that clutch. But being in the game from the beginning and failing to score while Atalanta was scoring, there is nothing clutch about that.


But Big game player?

The Liverpool game is what you call a big game.

Belgium at the Euros was a big game...

I can give so many big games. cheesy


Not Atalanta FFS grin grin
let your midget try it in PSG

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by Donpaper: 10:32pm On Nov 02, 2021
ddippset:
Soon it will be 7 Ballon dors to 5 and the grass will be delicious.

Stay there and be gloating about tap ins.

grin
That ballon d'or goes to Levan. And na the Substitute go retire before Ororo. So anyways, if he wins it, CR7 will still go down History as the player with the highest ballon d'ors because he won't agree to retire until he wins the highest awards in the game

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by Donpaper: 10:09pm On Nov 02, 2021
ojaysam25:

And which top9 have you seen score in all matches. Kane and lukaku had gone more than six matches this season without scoring and they are top 9s. Yet no criticism was targeted at them or is it only one type of top9 that should be criticize
Ronaldo is a night mare to them. Moreso their idol is eating grass at PSG

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by Donpaper: 9:53pm On Nov 02, 2021
blowjohn:


Bayern na cheat team.
I told a guy I suspect to have plenty money to carry the game over 3.5 goals and stake 300k.
He did.
how many odds Germany get for over 3.5?
Family / Re: Fantasising In My Marriage. by Donpaper: 5:30pm On Nov 02, 2021
Iyaebe:
Marriage is indeed complicated,this your story makes premarital sex looks important but however it's against God's commandments which brings the question on how do we know the sexual compatibility of a partner before marriage? I don't know what to say.
COMMUNICATION is key. You see religion is only interested in Marriage and don't want to hear dating, climax, orgasm, sex style, flirting, how to turn a man or woman on, kissing etc. This is even why some brothers can't woo a lady and while many have a lack lustre marriage. They forgot our Holy God conceived the whole idea of Sex, not even Satan. From my life experiences, the ideology you have about sex before dating & marriage will still affect you after marriage. Some will take a long time to remove with dedication while some will last a life time. Proper sex education should be taught to intending couples and you and your fiance must discuss this issue before marriage and know your limits otherwise it will cause problem in marriage. Sex life is paramount to marriage, and a good one for that matter, otherwise you will cheat, either emotionally or physically one day , except you are very strong in the Holy Ghost. What ever God created ( Sex) is good and not to be rejected. And the bible say whatever your hand finds doing ( including sex with your wife), do it with all your might. Religion ( human rules) is the obstacle and the scam and not God!

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Sports / Re: Messi's Ligue 1 Goal Drought Continues: No Goal In Five Games by Donpaper: 7:23pm On Nov 01, 2021
Amotolongbo:
I scored 3.5.

lol. No wonder. It showed you never wrote before and if that's the your real score, I pity for you. Most people you quoted have written Ielts before with at least band 7 and above. So be careful how you criticize.
Sports / Re: Messi's Ligue 1 Goal Drought Continues: No Goal In Five Games by Donpaper: 3:21pm On Nov 01, 2021
Amotolongbo:
Many posters here need passing IELTS before coming here to post
and you that passed, what was your overall band score?
Sports / Re: Messi's Ligue 1 Goal Drought Continues: No Goal In Five Games by Donpaper: 10:23am On Nov 01, 2021
Amotolongbo:
Manchester United 0 vs 5 Liverpool

Ronaldo scored no goal.

Ronaldo’s impact in the game against Liverpool was the same as Lionel Messi’s impacts in PSG league matches for the season so far.

I leave the thread in piece with no table leg broken
You are talking nonsense. Didn't he score a goal that was disqualified? Didn't Liverpool Struggled with Brighton? Didn't he score against Totentham or Totentham wa kere ninu aye ni?
Celebrities / Re: MC Morris Plans To Relocate To Nigeria Due To High Cost Of Living In Canada by Donpaper: 7:36pm On Oct 30, 2021
Hezzyluv:
If you are a Nigerian trying to live a flamboyant life in Canada and you don't have too much money, be ready to become bankrupt.

2,300$ for rent, na your choice.
100$ for car park, na your choice.
80$ for wifi, na your choice.
75$ for call na still your choice.

U can leave in Canada, then cut your gown according to your size.
Maybe he is staying in Vancouver or Ontario

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Phones / Re: Facebook Changes Its Name To Meta In Major Rebrand by Donpaper: 8:20pm On Oct 28, 2021
coldcandy:
Facebook app still remains Facebook. The parent company's name is now Meta.
Meta owns Facebook, Whatsapp, Instagram.
Na only your comment get sense. I just dey reason am, how will Facebook change the name he built for 17 years. He followed the footsteps of Google, who change to Alphabet as its parent name.

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Programming / Web Development by Donpaper: 6:31pm On Oct 24, 2021
Which programming language is the latest that one can learn now for web development?
Politics / Re: Gov. Buni Visits Bola Tinubu In Lagos by Donpaper: 6:19pm On Oct 24, 2021
seunmsg:
The APC ticket is as good as gone. I really can’t think of anybody that can mount a serious challenge to Tinubu as far as 2023 presidential ticket of the party is concerned. It’s almost a done deal.
but, Buhari can't be a Muslim president and Tinubu a Muslim too na
Health / Re: Dr. Paul Enenche Working From 20th Floor Of Trump Towers (Pictures) by Donpaper: 6:09pm On Oct 24, 2021
athaboi:
on top 20th floor of Trump's tower?? My dear relax... Jesus went through the tiny road and climbed boat to meet the interior villages who hasn't heard about him. What's he looking for in America? Has he finished zamfara state? And other local places where the gospel is needed?
Eh yah, you know he has tried, please assist your brother in Christ by visiting those places, if you can't go to America, at least you can go to Zamfara
Health / Re: Dr. Paul Enenche Working From 20th Floor Of Trump Towers (Pictures) by Donpaper: 6:07pm On Oct 24, 2021
Iyaebe:
Are these men truly men of God?They are so materialistic,flashy and wealth conscious.I wonder if this is what Christ lived for.Humans should reach out to God directly and not through any medium(men of God) because there's no barrier between God and anyone and He needs no medium to seek him.Be wise.
Eyah! Then show us the real men of God!!! By the way, if by chance you become a man of God, please suffer a lot as a form of humility. Have money but dress in rags, live like a poor man so that people can call you a real man of God.

I come in peace!
Politics / Re: Na'Abba: Northerners Against Zoning Because They See Buhari's Term As Waste by Donpaper: 4:31pm On Oct 24, 2021
Jflex07:
Enough of this igbo presidency talk.. To me I don't actually care though but the north must not be allowed another term in office after the mannequin.
forever and ever
Education / Re: Ewerechukwu Favour Graduates With 5.0 CGPA From Covenant University by Donpaper: 6:42pm On Oct 23, 2021
iamyemiakins:

You don see Femi Adesina niece?
Beauty with brains!
Akinwunmi Adesina

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Politics / Hebert Angel by Donpaper: 7:21am On Oct 23, 2021
Education / Re: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by Donpaper: 6:14pm On Oct 21, 2021
A great book
Sports / Re: Jurgen Klopp Insists Mohammed Salah Is Better Than Ronaldo & Messi by Donpaper: 2:10pm On Oct 17, 2021
unbitchable:
Mo Sallah is a low budget Messi. He has similar skills, dribbles, assists and scores sweet goals as Messi although technically far behind Messi but in all honesty, Salah is currently better than the old fraud in all areas. The old fraud is almost finished.
must you always mention that old fraud, if Ronaldo is not the greatest in football, why hate a fraud then?
Politics / Re: CNG Decries PDP Zoning Chairmanship To North by Donpaper: 1:15pm On Oct 10, 2021
Ibkhaleel01:
As long as Nigeria is concerned, NORTHERNERS can never be sidelined unless we want to die of hunger.
Rice, onion, pepper, beans and more that we are consuming are from the NORTH, even the cows that become our enemies now are mostly consume by SOUTHEAST and SOUTHWEST..
I love NORTERNERS because they’re very kind & humble!!
If only the NORTHERN leaders can put their acts together and collectively focus on AGRICULTURE, the SOUTH will keep shut and know they have NORTHING.
Most countries in the Western world has NOTHING but depend on AGRICULTURE.
Sweden has no natural resources except WOOD!
And what if The SOUTH start importing from foreign or neighbouring countries as regard Agriculture

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TV/Movies / Re: Toke Makinwa Unveiled As Anchor Of Gulder Ultimate Search 2021 by Donpaper: 11:49am On Oct 10, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:
Hmmm
OKPO don begin get Slots oooo
This one OKPO don join, make dem no turn this one to BBNaija. We are begging..!
This is not a Porn.
She can enroll for PORN ultimate search.
Too early for such nonsense!
First, Can she spell GULDER?
You are right, but you have got to understand that in business, viewership and patronage is more important than perfection and Education. If it were, why do big brands use Bobrisky, Instagram nude models, questionable character- musicians etc as brand models. It is one thing- Exposure. Your business needs exposure to gain traction!!!!!

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Education / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Builds A School In Ogun & It's Tuition-Free (Pictures) by Donpaper: 3:37pm On Oct 09, 2021
genkins:


His chutch built this school grudgingly after we have harrased him over 20yrs now.. So we should appreciate him for finally acting christ like?
harassing him for years as how? That you donated money for school to him and he didn't do it?
Romance / Re: I Discovered That My Bride Has 3 Children On Our Wedding Day by Donpaper: 12:49pm On Oct 09, 2021
marcoli:
Come on guys, can't you all see this is a writing script. This is just a fake story. Person with 13yrs old son and he's just 30yrs. This news just fairly tale.


If he thinks it's real he should shows pics, location and every possible evidence to proof
can you read at all. He is 30 years, the woman's child is 13 years old. Besides, can a 17 years old father a child?
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins Premier League Player Of The Month For September (Photos) by Donpaper: 8:14pm On Oct 08, 2021
Maxymilliano:
Mo Salah deserved it more ... tongue
kindly give it to him please
Politics / Re: Final List of Candidates for Anambra Governorship election by Donpaper: 6:19pm On Oct 07, 2021
PecE2Make:
At this jet age people are still using FSLC to contest for governorship positions
that's why Nigeria has never left FSLC level
Politics / Re: Pandora: How Stella Oduah Secretly Bought ₦5 Billion London Properties With Cash by Donpaper: 10:49am On Oct 06, 2021
Illuminatiship:
Stella na Nigeria biggest female thief...
na that petroleum minister
Celebrities / Re: Whitemoney Picks Niyi For His Dubai Trip, Shuns Queen, Fans React by Donpaper: 10:24am On Oct 06, 2021
JavaScript90:
He refused to be a simp.
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