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cashkid18: guy, abeg free dt one for me,na me get am.i doubt if he wil survive two ogbunigwes at d same tym

Like I've earlier told you, I'll deal with you home/away.

ichidodo: [color=#1980BC]
Onye Yoruba, Is dat the best you can
offer?[/color]

I refuse to acknowledge you! Next.........

cashkid18: i hv sent another one waitin to explode on any yam head dt opens it.go check it n i hope u survives it

Stop telling me, I'm not blind like you! You beneath me.

cashkid18: wic other dealing if nt d one dt am already usin on u,poundin ur old bald head wit mortal n pestle lik yam dt i wil use in celebratin newyr or d u mean in reality

Why did you beg Phoenix to report me to the MODs?? You're not making sense my guy! No sane person would say you're making sense, except fools like you.

Go and do what you're told to do, and stop embarrassing yourself. I'll deal with you home and away! So, stop begging me to stop quoting you.

ichidodo: [color=#1980BC] When cholesterol molecules blocks the
blood-brain barrier of a palm oil sampion,
he sees English and calls it payan.[/color]

Dealing with your types since 1900.

cashkid18: i hv already sent u another ogbunigwe,go n reply it

Have you checked it?? Fool.

cashkid18: lolz , is sumbody afraid of quotin me again

Look at this fool! You're already suspecting yourself, inferiority complex has damaged your brain.

Nincompoop!

cashkid18: move ur old smelly ass to our thread n let me continue wit d yam poundin

I'm still waiting for your odoriferous self there! Like I've earlier said, I'll kill you home/away.

Instead of you to do the work you're told to do, you're here spewing sheet. Lest I forget, pls, try and spell your words correctly.

I don't know why some people can't speak simple and correct English! It's really pathetic.

cashkid18: i wil use old yam heads lik u to celebrate newyr if dont stay away frm me.

Stay away from who?? You?? You ain't serious! I'll deal with you home/away.

Igbo Delta: YOR0BAS ARE WORSE THAN PIGS

Have you seen the one your lady excreted something in the airport, before spewing this??

The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, had announced on Monday that a Nigerian lady identified as Chizoba Anya excreted wraps of substance that tested positive for methamphetamine in a Qatar Airline Flight while on her way from Malaysia to Nigeria.

Officials of the NDLEA disclosed that Chizoba’s frequent visit to the toilet attracted security men in the plane who monitored her keenly.

“On arrival at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport (MMIA) Lagos, three wraps of methamphetamine were found in her possession,” said Mitchell Ofoyeju, NDLEA spokesperson.

NDLEA Commander at the Lagos Airport, Mr. Hamza Umar, said that the 32- years old suspect, who was put under observation excreted two more wraps of the substance upon arrival.

“The suspect was found with three wraps which she excreted in the aircraft. While she was under observation at the Lagos airport, she excreted two additional wraps of drugs. The five wraps which tested positive for methamphetamine weighed 80 grammes,” Umar said.

Detailed investigation showed that the suspect took off from Ghana where she ingested the drugs before heading for Malaysia.
“In Malaysia, she was denied entry and made to board another flight back to Nigeria. She started excreting the drugs at the airport in Malaysia,” NDLEA said.

The Agency said the suspect admitted to the crime, disclosing that she was offered N500,000 to smuggle the drugs to Malaysia.

“I was promised the sum of half a million naira but my problem started when I had immigration problem in Malaysia. I was denied entry and made to return to Nigeria after two days. While in the aircraft, I excreted three wraps and two other wraps in the NDLEA office,” Vivian stated.

Vivian, an indigene of Onitsha, claimed that she just completed her Higher National Diploma (HND) in Business Administration at the Federal Polytechnic Oko, Anambra State.

“I just completed my HND programme and I am from a very poor family. I wanted to use the money they promised me to assist my siblings by smuggling the drug to Malaysia,” she added.

SOURCE: https://www.nairaland.com/1575308/nigerian-lady-excretes-hard-drugs

IBADAN — A 45-year old woman, Naimot Alimi, was arraigned yesterday before an Ibadan Chief Magistrates’ Court sitting at Iyaganku for allegedly stealing 82 pigs.

The prosecutor, Inspector Ade Adebusuyi, told the court that Alimi stole 82 pigs valued at N1 million, property of one Babatunde Oduwole.

Adebusuyi alleged that Alimi also stole 15 turkeys, 42 fowls, one Toyota Avensis saloon car valued at N800,000 and a cash sum of N2.2 million, all property of Oduwole.

The offence was said to have been committed between August 2013 and December 19, 2013 at Alabata area of Moniya, Ibadan.

The accused person, however, pleaded not guilty to the charge.

The Chief Magistrate, Mrs Olusola Adetujoye, granted the accused bail in the sum of N250, 000 with two sureties in like sum.

She adjourned the case till Jan.14, 2014.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com /2013/12/woman-45-charged-stealing- 82-pigs/

cashkid18: u see why i called u tout who neva attended skul ,so in dt ur state,learning institutions neva went on vacation abi..do u tink dt am jobless as u,who stays online 24/7
go n get a beta lif n stp wastin ur tym on nl,generatin traffic for seun who does nt go to bed on an empty stomach

Contradicting yourself! I know, you're really pained; but, just take it easy! Pele.

cashkid18: hehehehe ;Dcomin frm an old man dt i had murdered wit my ogbunigwe n he has refused to go bury his old body..
Old man,do urself d favor n stp shakin ur bald head before it falls off frm ur dead body

Pathetic!

Young man, you're still here; I thought I was through with you,or ain't I through?? Can you do yourself a for, by stop embarrassing yourself?? If NO, we can still go on.

Btw, I thought you said, you ain't jobless, but you've been displaying your joblessness since! Why??

Apart from National Mirror, which of the other "recognized" national dailies reported about "Tambuwal's endorsement"? Nairaland is fast to update a pending lie! Smh.

cashkid18: edo man dt is known for laziness is chest beasting to feed a core nwafor ,joke of d century.it was dt laziness dt i was talke abt dt made u to b trolling around d internet followin me lik a gay instead of doin wat u knw hw to do best in d park.,

old man dt his life has bcum pathetic, slowly dieing of hunger is chest beating wit an empty stomach
go n bury ur dead body n stp occupyin space on dis earth cuz dead bodies ar useless to d society

Cry me a river! I believe you're typing all these in tears; sorry for your miserable life.

You'll soon go and involve yourself in so many dirty things, just to get a daily bread! Smh.

cashkid18: we all knw d pesin dt wil go to bed on an empty stomach,and dts u for bein a troll who refuses to join his fellow touts in d parks n beg for sum moni.i hv seen most of ur types in enugu wit their sagged dity boxerx shoutin on top of their voice n beggin for moni bt i manage hw u use to survive in dt type of job cuz most touts use to b young n nt as old as u are .one of dis days dt i wil enter benin city,i might need ur service in helping me to offload n carrry my luggages frm d park to a nice hotel..hw abt dt

Look at this fool exposing his people! Enugu, right?? I'm not surprised!

Men like you are the ones that would tie somethings on their waist like women begging for money in Onitsha market; I can connect you with an influential friend of mine to help you our of that shame, called job.

As for your dinner, unless you do what you're told to do; you're going to sleep with an empty stomach! So, better hurry up, and do what you're requested to do.

toskent: All i can say to you now is that everything that God made is good, if you want to keep your virginity its ok, and if you want to lose it its equally fine but if only you can lose it to me.
Thanks baby.

Guy or lady??

cashkid18: tak easy on urself,do not tak it personal n stp tryin to b emotional bfore u drop dead due ur high Bp cuz i knw dt old pple normally sufers frm bp stp bein too hard on urself by typing in anger,i knw hw is it to b dealt wit in an ewar.i cn feel ur pains
i dont mind slippin on dis thread n smashin ur head wit ogbunigwe until u stp quotin me n bury ur dead body in shame..
dis thread must reach 15 pages until u learn to put ur moni wia ur mouth is

No sane human being would tell me you're not in pain as you type now; so I'm not surprised seeing this from you!

Like, I've earlier said, I won't stop quoting you, until you stop spewing hocus pocus. You can cry me a river, pls.

Besides, why have you not washed the clothes you're asked to wash?? You know there'll be no food for you today, if you don't do that, right??

Next pls......

cashkid18: hahaha ,mayb he told d mods to cum n carry ur dead smelly old self out d thread to prevent it frm pollutin d thread ..another tym,quote me n u wil recieve it hotter than today..even d mods wil help me n move it to d fp where u wil b disgraced further.
i stil maintain dt u shud go n bury ur old smelly dead body

Look at this odoriferous nitwit trying to be relevant; what do you call yourself?? He came here to defend you, but he couldn't do anything plausible, that's why he ran straight to complain about me to save you from this mess!

Btw, why have you been beseeching me to stop quoting you?? Until you stop spewing sheet, I won't stop! You might probably be in tears posting all these now!

cashkid18: who reported u or do u mean u reported urself to d mods to save ur old smelly asx ..frm my fist of fury.
Caution:stay away frm me if u dont wnt me to make nl jncomfortable for u
old man,go n bury ur dead body

Since you're that daft not to know that Phoenix went there to spew sheet, then I give up on your miserable matter.

Phoenix619: 'Crying as usual' I wonder how you typed that with a straight face seeing as you do most of the crying on this thread.

Smh

You wanted to save your brother, that's why you rushed to report me! Stop being a piast.

cashkid18: mumu,na run u dey abi ,cum n end wat u started ..afta today,u wil stp quotin any of my quotes
old man.go n bury urself in shame for allowin a kid to use u as a punching bag

Are you aware that your brothers have started reporting me in the complaints thread?? Online/offline, I'll deal with you! The day you stop spewing hocus-pocus, is the day I'll stop quoting you!

Phoenix619: As in eh?

He's life ambition is to become Seun's mod

After spewing all these trash, you still went ahead to the complaint thread to spew another hocus-pocus! "Go And Die".

cashkid18: stp tryin to save ur face n bury urself in shame.

Have you enrolled for an Adult class?? If NO, try and do that asap.

Bye for now!

holyvirgin: Sooner someone would compare d likes of gov.nyako and wole soyinka.....

I give up

What are you now trying to insinuate?? It's even a big slap on Buhari's face to compare him with Retardeen.

Phoenix619: Mods please put donphilos or whatever he calls himself on leash. I dunno why he's derailing this thread with his off topic rants.
https://www.nairaland.com/1574636/gunmen-abduct-pastor-six-children

Crying, as usual! Why can't you tell the MODs to ban both of us?? Are you so blind, that you can't see the second person on that thread??

Olugbenger: Fresh air for APC in Yobe LG elections.

Lol! Fresh air indeed!

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cashkid18: omg ,i tot dt i was dealing wit sumbody dt passed tru sec.skul bt u hv nw proved to me dt u ar an agbero to d core who neva passsed his ist skul leaving certificate examination
sum
let me help u out,since u ar an olodo:singular pronoun goes wit singular verb
''I'' is a singular pronoun n gives is also a singular verb,so d sentence is damn correct mr olodo
u shud try n spend sum tym readin some english text books to improve on ur sentence makin instead of trollin online n exchangin words wit kids.
Old man.go n bury urself

If you don't know the difference between give/gives, I rest my case! Go and learn, pls; and stop disgracing yourself online.

Another lie from the pit of hell.