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FarahAideed:
Now they have provoked Buhari

but why my broda take am easy na. stop shaking d table

MrGoood:
The only way to this SARS issues is that police should not recruit anyone without a degree or BTech, You must be married also, Your wife recommendation and that of 10 families will be needed as a proof you re not a woman beater, If you misbehave then your wife will be arrested because that means she lied to get you employed, If you can be patient with a woman, Under no condition can you ever be provoked, Thou this criteria’s don’t means they won’t misbehave but at least it won’t be so high to this extent.

my Gee

WATCHOVER:
None of you up till now could give reasons for endSARS, now I know why the government take you people for a fool

now I bliv u just an hypocrite. so the extortions, killings, abductions, harassments and co are not enough reasons for u to know it high time we stopped those MFs. I pray u fall victim of them if we didn't stop them now. don't quote me again if u don't wanna b unfortunate

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WATCHOVER:
You are senseless

I got it from ur father

na wetin Dapo only Sabi do b dat. make e dey appoint...
well congrats to Laycon. it's just been grace

WATCHOVER:
Very insensitive and foolish from you.
Those who failed to do the plea bargain and those that are arrogant are the once they kill, if you don't want to be killed Stop supporting fraudulent activities and be the gentle and polite citizen.
The only reason I am against SARS is because it not their primary aim to go after cyber crime promoters or internet fraudsters.

Only Criminals support End SARS

then one of ur family members is also a criminal cus am sure the person also posts #endsars

Earlystar698:
Op go and charge your phone it's already 4%

na una dey c person finish

Jossyroyal1:


The problem of Nigeria is broadly divided into three departments
Religious Tribal and Political

u said it all

benjamin007:
Vvv

but this is not necessary. are u still chasing FTC

Premiumwriter:
Except you have been f*ckin regularly for some time, if not most girls will never agree when you ask straight forward.

Just invite her come your house. Discuss with her normally as you would.

When it's been a few minutes of her adjusting and becoming more comfortable and free, then try to make a move.

Try sit close to her. I found asking a girl to come sit close to you or in between your legs easier to seduce them than to actually stand up and go and sit close to them.

So if she's sitting far from you and she's already comfortable being in your house, just ask her to come sit close. A simple 'come and sit here' is often enough.

When she's sitting close, try and touch her. Keep nervousness out of your hand. I don't talk feelings much, but 'you're pretty' and other shitty comments often do wonders.

She'll surely resist. It's girls. That's how they roll. Try and stop. Dont talk for a few minutes just sit for a while and then resume the talk in lower tones, making her to laugh a lil and tease her and then resume.

Jst on and off. They tend to guide their legs very well, so start with the hand as in the finger part. Move to arms and then breast.

Stomach is sensitive to them like an embarrassment, so don't go lower quickly. But sometimes you jst gotta go.

If she doesn't obey you asin come sit close to you, then just keep quite for a while. The essence of keeping quiet if they don't comply is to give them time to make up their mind and showing that you are not desperate to please them.

Sha people are different. So try and read the situation at every point. Also, try touching her not inappropriately but try touching her even while you are gusting normally.

Another way to know if she really want to f*ck you is to wait for a long time. Most times will start telling you they want to go. Some go just tell you say 'I'll be leaving in 10, 20, 30 minutes from now" or "I'll soon be going o" while still looking at you with a changed tone.

That's to let you know that you need to make a move. Sometimes, this will not happen.

In all, Dont forget, no go pull pants sharp sharp. Just start from the top.

They won't agree to kiss you soon. Most girls are like that. Don't ask them to kiss you first. Just start kissing the neck or hand. I like that intertwining our hands, then raise and kiss it while she's looking before going for the neck and then leaving the hand, brushing it up the arm and then branching to the boobs.

Press them for sometime before pulling the arm of the dress down a lil. No mouth kiss even till this point unless she tilts her head.

minister for sex affairs. una well done

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1st of Oct. has been a day set aside for Nigerians to celebrate the country's independence. Many events and programs are scheduled for this day. Even celebrities are not left out as we've seen many celebrities such as Laycon, Mercy Aigbe, Brodashaggy, and the likes posted pictures of themselves portraying Nigeria's logo to mark the day

therefore based on my passion in photography I tried in gathering some pictures used to mark the independence day by some professional photographer.
Grab your popcorn and enjoy how photographers display their creativity and crazy concept

NOTE
All this pictures are taken by professional photographers. beware of copyright

I won't curse d OP Neither will I pray for d OP but am sure 600yrs for the OP. I no go talk pass dat one

Obierika:
He shouldn't spend all his money on designer wears in an attempt to look cool...there's still a lot he needs to do with money in order to banish poverty for ever from his lineage!

na dhem. who told u dat he's spending on designers. u guys should be calming down o

longetivity:
if this gets to front page, I will delete my nairaland account.

am sure I will remind you of this

let's help take dz to the promise Land. @lalasticlala

Extrim:
It came more as a surprise because nobody really knew his conditions as he always gave his all in his movies

like seriously, when I woke up to see d news, I was like WTF happened to him ? not a notification. just like that.
cancer is truly a deadly one.
it's more or less like a death sentence.

The death of this man shows death has no respect for anybody

Good evening everyone, pls to the phone experts in the house. which smartphone that has good qualities especially in terms of camera can I get with 45000? I opted for tecno camon 12 air but I was told the new ones had been purchased and due to d pandemic I can't get a new one. so pls help me in recommending a good smart phone with the budget of 45k

dazzlingd:
All these illiterates that have access to internet above commenting who has been counting the years.

You all don't deserve a 21st century existence.
Stop watching nollywood and read up on science, watch videos to understand the universe u live in..
It may not be your faults u grew up in a very religious and backward part of the world, but u are doing yourself intellectual harm by not trying to free yourselves from ignorance.

Continue asking;
How do scientist know that the earth is not flat?
How do they know the sex of a child before it is born
How did they shoot satellites into the space, why are the satellites not falling?
How did they land on the moon?
How did they know the speed of light
How did they know the diameter of the earth
How did they make telephones?
How did they know there is oil beneath
How did they estmate the ages of rock

You guys should grow up, a 12 year old child in germany or china will be disappointed seeing your ignorant way of questioning things

At first I wanted to proof u wrong with evidence that could convince u but I just checked ur profile and I av seen ur kind of person. You are into Romance, Religion sections most, so ur cognitive will be very hard to change. I don't blame u also cus u just allowed what you read has taken control of ur mind.
You just an Atheist believing u are learned.
that's ignorance my dear

[quote author=dazzlingd post=92797049]All these illiterates that have access to internet above commenting who has been counting the years.

You all don't deserve a 21st century existence.
Stop watching nollywood and read up on science, watch videos to understand the universe u live in..
It may not be your faults u grew up in a very religious and backward part of the world, but u are doing yourself intellectual harm by not trying to free yourselves from ignorance.

Continue asking;
How do scientist know that the earth is not flat?
How do they know the sex of a child before it is born
How did they shoot satellites into the space, why are the satellites not falling?
How did they land on the moon?
How did they know the speed of light
How did they know the diameter of the earth
How did they make telephones?
How did they know there is oil beneath
How did they estmate the ages of rock

You guys should grow up, a 12 year old child in germany or china will be disappointed seeing your ignorant way of questioning things



At first I wanted to proof u wrong with evidence that could convince u but I just checked ur profile and I av seen ur kind of person. You are into Romance, Religion sections most, so ur cognitive will be very hard to change. I don't blame u also cus u just allowed what you read has taken control of ur mind.
You just an Atheist believing u are learned.
that's ignorance my dear

this people can lie ehn. even Jesus didn't record million years
na them dey know where them dey see the calendar of 82million years ago

it's doing me like dz irrelevant post will enter FP for no reason

haaaa ika leleyi o. this is an act of wickedness

no matter how much you hate this guy. if u listen to his song, u'll just fall in love again.
OLUWABURNA

billynoni:
To get what OP wrote... A sharp level of IQ's required.
#WorkingIQ

like seriously. what's the OP thinking.

Abusadiq01:
lol, na u try pass

at least I fasted