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aikyg:
It was during my undergraduate days in Enugu. I entered a bus and saw one of the Nollywood actresses in the same bus. I didn't recognise her immediately, after a while I was able to figure out that she was one of the popular Nollywood actresses. I was already close to my bus stop, so I tore a sheet of paper from my notebook and wrote, "You are one of my favourite Nigerian movie actress." When i got to my bus stop I gave her the note and she hissed and threw it away.

E shock u ??��

Chochovini:
. BBN is total nonesense and arrant rubbish. Big Big Nonesense is abbriviated as BBN.

Wahala con b like wetin again

A nice story line from GUS. But u people should stop prejudice with the issue of BBN. Everybody has freedom of choice. At least na person choose porn hub as his own tv series to dey dance soapy with

Herbephe1:



You've really described my roommate,we went to the same secondary school too,due to my delayed admission he's now in final year and I'm at my penultimate year. He has all the attributes of your roommate. Though our relationship is a win-win relationship. We're studying the same course but a year different level. So l benefit by using his handouts,I rarely buy handouts starting from 100L,and I'm the one clearing room an washing plate. So it's a win-win relationship.

Likewise mine. Same course.
But why r dey like dat

tayewomi:
na see finish cause the guy behavior,he's not behaving like a uni studnt,so where's that ur then gf?re u still talking

Yeah. But not together

Roommate!!!
I can Neva av roommate again in my life or advise someone to do. I had a roommate in my year one in sku that year. He happened to b a friend we studied together in sec sch, but bcus my admission was delayed he got admission b4 me. So by the time I gained admission, he's one year ahead of me. Then the journey began. At first I thought it was the sec sch vibes we go continue not knowing this guy wan dey form seniority 4 me. He would leave for school very early leaving the chores for me to do. Still on still I would do it cus I hate make room dey scattered yet he took everything I did then as imperfect and painted me black before our Co housemates. ( Though I was victorious, cus everybody later knew the kind of guy he was). The funniest day was the day my then girlfriend came to visit me in the lodge. As a normal guyman wey get OT, I expected him to vacate d room 4 d moment. U won't believe dz guy now started going out and coming in every second. I told him its not proper, he said no b only me get room. Me wey be street boy. Na so me and my girl started kissing intentionally 4 his presence. That was when he now left the room.

But seriously the guy gave me tough time. He can keep malice. There was a day I bought a bag of pure water and as I was taking it inside our housemates asked 4 some which I gave them out and took the remaining ones inside. U won't believe that despite the fact that my roommate saw me taking the pure water inside, he now went to the balcony and started shouting WHO HAS PURE WATER O, HE'S THIRSTY. That was when everybody started to know the kind of guy he is...

Anambra just dey trend

Davash222:


Imagine he slept off during the flight, then he woke up, thinking he's in New Jersey only to start hearing Owo mi da

Like seriously from frying pan to fire

HenryDion:
Your opinion, so keep it to yourself... Tribalist denying his title as a strong headed tribalist.

Smh

That makes u one too. Taking what's not necessary a big issue. It's neva a crime to air ur opinion

ashewoboy:
awon omoyen do yati.

Buruku buruku

Jesu

Cabazieu:
Rub bitter leaf on your tit.

Haaaa Nigerians Sha. Una too cruel.

Na wetin no go make dz page enter FP i 1 see

Mr lala over to u

Frypan to fire

Why is the op not adding BUBU's trouser. That's the only evidence that indeed Bubu was in Imo

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Always looking for easy place to hide and be doing taping.
Tapnaldo for a reason ...

Watch as Bruno Fernandes, pogba will be doing and organising the midfield while Penaldo sit in the box waiting for penalty and tappings

What's ur problem gangan? Why ur assumed goat Messi no go sign for arsenal.
Rubbish

No one is above breakfast.....

Na that one pain u
The other day at isale igbehin exactly by the bridge beside the government house while I was in school(MAPOLY) then. My cousin called me to come help him pick his motorcycle frm his mechanic shop. I Neva knew it was only a one way to that amolaso road. I wasn't even driving fast being an amateur. That idiot just jumped to my front and dragged the motorcycle hand with me, unfortunately for him there was this pointed iron beside the motorcycle turtle which cut his hand so deep that blood was gushing out. That thing now provoked him. He said I passed one way and I was trying to explain to him that I didn't know and again I avnt even turned to one way line but this idiot didn't listen. He made sure he took the bike to panseke saying I should come meet him there in their office (somebody without uniform for that matter).
I called my cousin to explain to him, then he said I should wait for him till he comes. When we both got to panseke. I was hoping we r going to the office. Not knowing he's just a thug claiming to be working for trace. The bike was parked beside Domino pizza waiting for me to come roja them. We then told him to take us to d office, he was now bragging that we must pay him 20k. Then I was like for what. Let's go to the office. Some commercial bikemen there now called me behind to tell me he's just a normal tout that even the so called office did not send them the crazy job they are doing. Na there we con start argument o. He himself couldn't take me to the main office. If not for one of them which we already know in the street that intervened. That's how we gave him 2k b4 he gave me back the key. My joy that day was that even the 2k I gave him, he's surely gonna use it to treat the deep wound he got on his hand. And the pain he would get dat night no be here.


Government needs to stop giving all this illiterate thugs the opportunity to extort hardworking citizens.

Mad men everywhere.
All the Same na still BUBU cause am

All dz crazy bloggers. Let's be guided o.

All dz kind small girls wey get advantages like this are just too overserious. If u enter dere trap, forget it just d what dey ask u cus u can't bribe ur way out

Wahala

That man did run some shits
Give it up 4 him

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I'm very sure devil is living inside this OP.
Must u be that cruel to ur woman cus with all this yeye points u highlighted, u av just turned ur gf to a witch. how can u be denying urself from the help of gf while u r broke all because u want to man up. I pity u. be forming 4 ur helper.

so I should be dating a girl that can't help but just to spend my hard earned money.

4get that men are rugged. men are also emotional, ull need someone to talk to and someone to be there 4 u when u r down. so inasmuch u do all dz ur points towards ur gf. how do u want her to reciprocate ?

it's like ur head is peppering u

indeed largest

okay. set the frying pan on fire. make we con fry water. nairaland and yeye headlines are just too intimate

make we con fry water. lala go and bring oil o I don bring the water to fry

merieam16:
God 4bid bad thing...i av never nd will never forget my change to those conductors

I can imagine cos it will really pain you nd even pain u more if its ur last money


Anytime i feel i might 4get,i keep reminding him repeatedly till he gives me my change

I jumped to reading ur comment then when I realized how funny it was I checked ur gender then I give up.

e Still choke

sku wey no Sabi wetin Dem dey do