₦airaland Forum

Robertgreene1:
Interesting...so this is how Trump has won the election!!! Most US election season is so unpredictably interesting eh.... something unexpected must surely happen to hand over victory to one candidate...in 1988...Micheal Dukakis was cruising to victory until he went on an embarassing horse riding tour a few months to the election which handed Bush Snr the victory...in 2016 it was Hillary Clinton's email secrets released partly by Russia and WikiLeaks and the controversy it caused that handed victory to Trump...in 2020...well it was Trump riding in a hermetically sealed vehicle with two poor aides just to wave to his supporters when he still had covid 19..exposing the two aides in the car with him to the virus that did him bad and handed victory to Biden..
But l feel so much pity for sleepy Joe cus for the next five months to the election...the media and everyone will be talking about Trump's shooting...no one will even remember that Biden still exists again sef... LoL...Trust Trump to make the very best out of this incident...he will blame the "deep state" that's the "power behind the throne" that controls the government for wanting to him dead as they know he won't give them power...and Trust Americans to vote for him out of pity... LoL

... You Understand This Game.
We're now in a world of propaganda

Jflex07:
Only urchins say otherwise.

Baba Removed Fuel Subsidy Only to Give the Monies to The Governors ....

Some Governors now have enough monies to contest elections till 2097 .....

He should have given the monies to fund Minimum wage!

QuinModah:
Why are you sacred?

.. Testosterone is much jealous than Oestrogen so ... Beware... !

spiSeyi:
Nah dere I dey fvck b4 and since then I no fit fvck again bcs I am nah born again . Jokes apart fvck dat give others joy is what now make me sad, I just can't afford to fvck again even in marriage. I just on my own with my lape

You Catch Something or too busy ?
Tatafo no go kee me

GABRIEL6036:
God forbid, why wouldn't I train my babe myself when me sef got trained in the Army. If she needs it then I will be her personal trainer and also (trainer)😁😀 after training na training again. Shalom! 😎

What about if Una Get Isshhh & She decided to go Train Outside

do4luv14:
Which kind gym instructor be dis bayi

dis na 69 biko

Inverted Wall Triangular Scissors ✂️ 69

Angelfrost:
That's why there are male and female trainers...!

Na you or your wife know wetin una leave female trainer go dey find male trainer for.

Except he is just a general instructor in a general class with no personal contact with his students (yep, that exists too).

Make una dey mumu unaself dey copy copy everything from Obodo Oyibo!


We all know the right things but keep pretending or deliberately doing the wrong things.


For starters... Many of you guys and ladies don't even go to the gym for the sole purpose of fitness!

Most gyms in Nigeria are just another social clubs for flirting and other amorous encounters.

Female on Female Trainer no dey sweet except for lesbos ...

Male Trainer for Female is Fitness Pro-Max

QuinModah:
Oga this is training, I don't know why you men feel aggressive when you see such position at the gym.

Gisos, See Devil ooo

Jestin:
Gym instructor and your babe

I Must Be a Fitness Trainer & a Masseuse....

E get Why I must learn this Great Job for Humanities Purposes ...

Welcum:
Many people believe that we are in the modern age, so, many things that were not allowed before are allowed now. So, let me ask this question "for a friend"🥹

That someone is a wife doesn't mean she doesn't need exercises. So, what? Should a man Allow his wife to have a trainer especially if she requested for one?

I wouldn't say yes or No but My Wife if she is "Sane" Wouldn't allow a Personal Trainer to Be stretching Her Thighs ...

That's my Fvcking Job Fam, Ain't No Man Doing My Job For Me

She is free to relate with Men But Touching Her at Appropriate Places is Strictly My Job not Some Fools Blindly Touching her Breast, Nyansh only to be saying sorry It's part of the drill until chemistry connected & something is Penetrative something ...

Awon Weyrey


Gisos ...

shotuns:
Yoruba tradition has been bastardised by this man , no more oracle confirmation before Obas are selected. Yoruba wake up.

Oracle chooses the Best & He is The Best so what again

Oracle would not choose a direct son of the late king who has risen to the Presidency as ADC to The President ...

Dey Play .

The essence of consulting oracle is to choose the best among Options ...

Human Brain at Best Reasonableness is Same as Oracle's Reasonableness except when Bias is invoked ...

You think Oracle would choose a Vulcaniser in 2024 ... Stop Capping ... Oracle self don received Updates

FaceTanke:
So a king will be an ADC to a chief? President Tinubu is a Ceremonial chief in some Yoruba towns

This is cultural bastardisation, he should just resign from the army

Old Laws is Different from New Laws .....

In Contemporary Realities before Mankind & Its Creator, President & Commander-In-Chief of Armed Forces, Federal Republic of Nigeria is An Emperor Far Above & Beyond Any Traditional Institutions In Nigeria because Nigeria as a Country(Empire) is Bigger Than Any of Its Kingdom(Towns, Cities, Villages, Harmlets) ....

Hope You Understand the Laws/Drifts Now ..

No dey Cap ... Stop Living in The ancient World of Kingdoms ...

Nigeria is the amalgamation of Many Empires to Form One Empire(Nigeria)

& You Think a King of a Small Kingdom(Ilemona) In One of The Empire(Yoruba-Empire) Forming Nigeria(The Grand Empire) can't be the Aide-De-Camp to The Overall Emperor(President of Nigeria) of The Federal Republic of Nigeria ...

Abeg Go sleep ... Omo Tanke, Oke-Odo Soddom-Gomorrah Pikin ...

meobizy:
People who don't know what a gym is. When the time comes to use their hearts, the organ fails them. I can never be caught off guard based on physical activity.

.. Stallion... Maybe because you are built for the Game ... OG sabi All These Things but Novel Ones Are Jew ... 🙌

Vulcan24:
This thing is very unforseen ! Once it happens just raise alarm! Most of us av had this randy game but na God dey protect person!

Even ur babe and wife fit get this health issue during sex! My wife once complained am tired during the do one day but I nor gree! ..

Na after the do I come reason am say wat if she's tired really ? And something happened to her ?!!

It is well with humans

Me That Can Last Long, Anytime I Heard I'm Tired is to Slow Down then Romantically asked for Confirmation with slow strokes .... She will confirm if she wants you to slow down the strokes or she is actually done.....

Once you are Done, I'm Done before someone died of Cardiovascular On My Watch ...

How you want tey Explain ... How You wan Shalaye ....

May God Help Us, Amen ... Make we no Jam Agbako !

Ubanz:
Even though it may not be probed that the man killed her, but before this man go return from this journey ehhh. E go tay.
After months of police investigation,they will now take him to magistrate court .
Magistrate court will now hand over the matter to DPP and he will be remanded in prisons. As court pleases.

It will now take months or years before DPP comes out with it's own investigations then hanlele to high court.
I wonder who will be sending him food.
Is it the wife that is embarrassed by it all or the church members that has seen him as a fake youth leader.
Wahala plenty. By the time he comes out the wife's former or new boyfriend has taken over and relocated her to another part of River State. The man will be like 50yrs by the time he is out,by then the wife will be a mother of about 7 children. Chai.
Well he will still be too young to start all over.

Imagine, Untop Just One Fvck ... One Fvck gave him Hell ....

God Help Us, Amen 🙏

zkm3:
So he enjoyed her body, but once she gave up, he did not even honour her body.

He didn't kill her, but running away has ruined things for him.

Assuming he wasn't caught, how could he have been able to live with his conscience, knowing the woman died on top of or beneath him while he was pounding her to climax?

As for those who expend too much energy on sex; sex is like infinity, no matter how much you race, you won't get to the end. Go slowly and conserve your energy for future sex or other things. No one successfuly competed against infinity and defeated it.

May the soul of the woman journey safely to paradise. Amen.

The Woman had an Underlying Ailment while They Might have Promised to Tear Each Other apart ....

The Intensity & anxiety might be too much to Bear .....

Coupled with Stress from Tinubunomics ...Omoh!

Antoeni:
Any Country That The Political Class Does Not FEAR The Citizens is a Conquered Nation.

How Can Less Than 2000 People be Holding Over 200 million Lves in Hostage & Bondage?

Power Bro, Power !! ...

Same reason one stick with one small Fulani Boy Could Rear 2000 Cows from Sokoto to Lagos ..

spiSeyi:
Most of them are those hookup babes who went for Kenyamata but end up as baba's wife

... Dem no even know what they are doing ☺

Zico5:
The heart of man is truly evil. What could make someone push her fellow human from 3 storey building. Our youths these days are more dangerous and wicked. They failed to believe there is repercussion for anything we do on the surface of the earth.

They don High Bro ... Any Slight Argument is a Madness Pro Max because everyone is operating on Intense Emotions!

datola:
Women's hot furry

Nigerians will soon copy this hook line and sinker.

Ajeh

haybhi1:
I firmly believe Nigerians have the most correct intonation of English among African countries. Most other non-european and or Americans don't even come close.

Nigerian Don't like their own Things you know we like to dey form Oyinbo Pass Oyinbo but You see Other Africans No send Oyinbo ... They Maintain Their Languages No Doubt !

DonBenny77:
That one dey too
I have Gen Z friends I learn from as per tech, crypto and others
I'm liberal minded
I can learn and unlearn
But there are excesses I won't understand those exposing private parts to earn money on Bigo and tango are prostitutes/"hookupers" and ladies with Multiple piercings and leg chain like Charly boy I won't date such a baddie in the name of advancement...
I mentioned Charlie boy because he to na old school. Bad is bad, Good is good.
The Nigerian baddie and the one you see for urban dictionary no relate.
Nigerian baddie na hookup, latest Iphone, fraud and sugar daddy dey their brain.

Criminality is as Old as Humanities, It's still part of the Equation Of Life ...

No be inside Bible Adam Son kill ihm Brother & Bury am afterward he started crying that he has sin ....

Olosho, aristo, Hookup, Runz, No go everly end ...if you ban them from open space then would do it underworld....

Social Media just Blossomed it ....

Human are animals if not for Civilisations & some have not yet completed their Humanistic Evolutions Albeit we all walk erect no mean say we carry the same Mental Formatting


It's all part of the equation of Life, as some they do Good, Na so some go dey Craze & na so some are blatant Criminals .... It's all Life ...

Laslas, the Forces of Good always Triumph The Forces of Bad as such ... Baddie self would retire after her slay time lapse, Nobody go tell am before your body would have Had enough ...

Till Then, You Can't Stop a Wild from Being Wild ...You go see Craze 👀

DonBenny77:
It's a trendy name for being loose, stubborn disrespectful, outta control and wayward.
Gen Z vocabulary.
You can believe what you like. I'm almost 4 decades old and I know what I'm saying

I know You are Oldie I'm also More than 3decades Old ....

I remember my Great Grandmother used to say Grandma spoilt My Mom & Her Siblings & how the World has changed ... How Children Born in 60s are Spoilt ...

My Grandma did the same thing ....

My Mom did same ....

That shows the trend of how Old people who are stucked to their own Teenage age values thought the same Value Systems should be the repository Norms across all Generations..

I discovered we are all Biased because Nature keep Evolving & Revolving thus Realities is Never-Ever what It Used to be & can Never-Ever be what it used to be due to Innovations, Inventions, Globalisation, Exposures Among Many Things While Each Generations would complied with Her Civilisations as well as Advancements in That Civilisations.....

You Can't be Stucked in the Early 90s & Be Projecting Early 90s Values on Children Born in 2009 Haba !!

You used android/ios during your teenage ... Facebook dey during your teenage 🤣.......

Baba, abeg Port Come Gen Z there is nothing in Millennial but Quack Civilisations .....

The Civilisations that Meets You alive is Your Civilisations & That's is Your Realities Regardless of Your Age Inability to Comply With Its Vibes Makes You a Toxic Man & That's how You Become agent of Evils Unknowingly...

Let them Slay ... Na their time ... they go soon calm down & Another Generations would evolve(Gen Alpha is already evolving, The Tiktok & Podcast Genz) while Gen Z would also be forming Saints Because All The Madness People are Keeping as Secrets Na ihm Children of These Gen Alpha Would Cast .... Other Than Bad Dressings ... If you do anyhow, you will be arrested for Constituting Nuisance to the Society While The real Nuisances Would Walk Free ... Dem no dey hear anything

Nevertheless, Humanities would Never-Ever stopped Progressing & Humanities has Never-Ever Stopped Advancing except to some Fanatical Moralists & Religionists Who Think They are Holier Than God.... Earth is not ending Until It Creator States So ...

Humanities is not going backward except to some that only see Morality as the only means of existence while all other achievements are no Issue to them

As NASA/Elon Musk/Dangote Etc are all doing their Things while Techs/AI is Revolutionising our worlds, Same Way The Baddies are Doing their Own Things...

Baddies are as Old as Humans but what we are doing behind closed doors is now "Outside" ... Burna Boy "Monday, Italawa, Tuesday Italawa" .. We Outside

Nothing new just Nature doing its trick on Us all ... You Just Choose what You Represent in Your Contemporary Worlds !!

DonBenny77:
Baddie was obtained from the word bad. Bad isn't good, once a good girl's gone bad she's gone forever.

E be like say u like English .... Baddie is not a Bad Girl ... It's a street Slang for a Girl That Expressed Herself regardless of what the Ancient Norms of the society states ....

They are not your normal Conservative girls wearing "Amaka Wrapper" Yes Ma, Yes Sir ....

Baddie will Fvck, Pierce, Slay, Tattoos in Nice Places, Speak Up for Herself & Fight Up Where necessary to Defend her stance .. .... She still go church/Mosque on Sunday/Friday ... immediately afterwards She Slays ... Omosexy!

She Lives Her era in her worlds ... if you can't cope then leave her alone .... go find ya people!

Most girls today are Baddie except few ones that are of Ancestral Mental Spheres But Normal Normal ... Baddie is the Street Trends!

Veryyellowman:
Nawa bro dump her now ooo she's a narcissist
She's into coded Hookup
A lady who can't be submissive to you 💯 is not a lady you should put in your house..
She will play serious mind games on you trust me...but dump her now tho

a 19yo is a narcissist ....

Nairaland boys would just troway English anyhow ....

toboizilla:
Thanks so much I appreciate.
The only problem na say over little thing you wil have to talk and talk before she understand

She is a Gen Z Baddie ... That's the Trend & Vogue for all Children Born Post 2000s ... If You Can't Cope with Their Trends, Just Bow Out ..... Wait till They Finish Their Wild Phase & Come & pick them ....

You Can't take a Girl Out of Her Contemporary Generations.... You Can't Take Her Back to Your Ancestral Generations....

Every Generations has their Wild Phase .... Afterwhich they will calm down Because Life would descend on them & Nature will Task Them On The Essence of Their Presence on Earth ... Till Then, Don't Take Away Her Fun !

Weak Men are Evil, You are Seeing all The Flags Your Maturities couldn't Withstand but Here You Are Trying to Denied a 19yo Baddies a Wilder Phase of Life ...

You want to denied her Her Own Fun ... You wanna take her away from Her Momentum Memories that she would cherished when she grow up ...

She be like "Back in the days Yeah, when I was a girl Yeah, I was a Baddie ... Me & My Girls were running town Cruising From Parries to Parries" ... She would have pictures to back it all Up & Cherish Herself ...

If You Can't Deal ... Bow Out before She Massacred Your Hearts into Pieces but She ain't doing anything wrong for her Generation...

You Can't Manage a Baddie if You ain't a Baddie Yourself.. She Go Jogo You, Gaslight You or Trash You Pretty Soon cuz You are a Negative Vibes!

They are the Gen Z Baddies ... They make the world a easier place than Old Generations...

They are Outspoken & would Never-Ever allowed themselves to be shut down by Ancestral Ancient Traditions.....

The World is now a Global Village ... We are easily influenced from culture to culture across the globe .... Deal In or Deal Out ... It is What it is ...

The Past has You have known it is Gone !

DonBenny77:
Dump her she's into coded hookup.
You can't be dating a university student when you are not in same school.
She's just using you too foot bills.
Dump her and run for your life
Even lecturer dey chop your babe bro...

Dumping her is a Cowardice acts ...

She is just a Baddie ... Some people just have to live out their Wild Phase of Life Afterwards they will Calm Down ..

Biglittlelois:
Cool.

... Now, your mind don settle!

You yaff already fired shots before hearing him flat out!

Nairaland Gender Battles-Wars is Real oo

Biglittlelois:
And you would be what, just a career man? You want her to share 50-50 income with you but won't share 50-50 house work with her?

Gisos, You no even allowed him to land before you landed for him....

He didn't say what you posited

TimiRume:
You love my post. The only thing you don't like is including my God. Too bad! He is real but that's not the point. Point is, Nigerian women need help from something, someone beyond their humanity.

I know humans can receive advice and be helped to an extent but the human race is greatly helpless and enslaved to it's weaknesses. We all need a bigger hand! I wasn't even preaching but here we are because you have a problem with God or religion 🤷‍♀️

Omosense! Correct 👌

Kuginzi:
By Daniel Oluwole, Tabitha Adamu, Aisha Abubakar, And Ummu-Salmah Ibrahim


Traditionally, many cultures have valued the role of the full housewife, but the world is changing, with women chasing careers full time.

Would you rather marry a career woman or a full time housewife?


https://dailytrust.com/the-bearing-would-you-rather-marry-a-career-woman-or-a-full-housewife/

Career Woman Anyday Anytime Anypoint ....

The job of raising family is by both parents not daddy instituting One value & Mummy is Instituting another value cuz Mummy ain't exposed as she has been retired to the kitchen!

Another problem with Full Housewife is once something happened to the husband or Travelled Remotely for some time, that family is Good as Dead ....

Husband is the chairman Meanwhile Wife is a Co-Chairman thus must not wait for the husband to make sound decisions & Actions beneficial to The Family Without having to slave herself ....Hence, You will be used & Abused!

Career Woman always ... we manage the rest of the idiosyncrasies!

Beremx:
Dog from hell. Even the owner wasn't safe. It's good the demon was killed.

Speedy recovery to the victims. Chai!

The owner was an Hero by standing her ground ... I so much respect that !