₦airaland Forum

Gbadugbakun:
In my compound, we are 5 sharing the prepaid meter. We uses to contribute 5k per person to recharged it when it finishes. So since last week we have been contributing because the units were low and the meter was making noise. By Monday this week it went off around 10 pm. And only one man hasn't paid yet. And he wasn't around that night.

He sent me a WhatsApp message around 11 after he was contacted by the guy that does the recharge reminding him that he's the only person that have not pay. He told me that I should pay for him that he didn't deposit the sales he made into his account that when he comes the following morning he would give me cash.

I transferred the 5k to the guy and we recharged. Do you know that when this man come back the next morning he did as if nothing happens between us, the whole of Tuesday he didn't even tell me anything. Today is Wednesday I was outside when he come he just pass me and enter his house. am just holding myself because if I enter his house I will damage something. why is Nigerians like this. why do we like to cheat people at any given chance. Does he know if the 5k is my last card.

If I were to be You, I will also Bown Him as if Nothing Has Happened Between Us Until He Opened his Mouth to Greet Me & I will also answer like Nothing has happened ....

He will never see that kain emergency money collect from me again.

Laslas, Something worth 5k must damaged in his life from there further damages go dey hustle am ... To Pay House rent go come difficult for him self na so things go dey turnioniown ... ...

Na so he buy market as he go dey beg me for house rent, food & Nepa money ... E enter am

sureinfo:
This is really disgraceful, was he trying to shut her up or what? Is that how he’ll respond if it were a white person asking him?

We don't owe white people anything... Have you seen trump or Biden parrying questions before !

helinues:
Engineer Dave is not interested in hearing payan

More like don't ask me dumbo questions

She was being Rude this is Africa oo ... Ask your leaders question with Respect O!

Longpriq:
baba don drop him own oya you drop those people you dey follow we seff wan follow dem too

Check My Profile... Na badoo full there ... Male & The Female sef No Well ...

I like people wey no too well Like That .. Well people could be boring & one way traffic !

Bullfallo:
The stretch mark is now so common with girls nowadays unlike in the past, even average slim girls have it in their upper arm and laps.. My investigation revealed it’s too much body cream and lack of exercise. Another factor might be diet.

Bleaching Cream ...
Those creams also exposes body to intense sunlight that easily peal the Skin ....

We are in era of bleaching Cream riot ... this one too shall pass While Ori will become the Rave of the Moment!

Every Generations comes with her Madness !

turmacs:
This country is a joke. And the funniest part is that some set of people will be happy with all these demolitions, thinking they're doing a certain tribe, not knowing they're doing themselve. Go on twitter, you'll see some people cheering that misplaced priority of a project, saying Igbos should go to their region and invest, they don't want Igbos investment in Lagos bla, bla, bla. But what they don't know is that other investors who are not Igbos are also watching and taking notes.

I just they laugh those people because by the time they realise what they doing to themselves, I'll be like when Zimbabweans began chasing white people and their investments out of their lands in the 1980's thinking they were doing the oyinbos, only for the country to suffer from one of the worst economic crisis known to mankind a few years later


Lastly as a SS babe, this is for those of you saying "God bless people of SS & SW", deceiving yourselves, if Nigerian divides today and for some reason, SS are not able to get their own country, We would rather go with the Igbos than join ourselves with the same corrupt people that have been responsible for our sufferings and the sufferings of Nigeria at large since 1960. Make una continue to dey deceive unaselves, we know our true friends and know our true enemies.

Shalom ✌️

You can even Join Cameroon or Rwanda... Konkanye .... Togo 🇹🇬, Benin(Cotonou), Ghana, Ivory Coast are countries With Landmass not upto Southwestern Nigeria ... if they are surviving, any Break Up part would survive in Nigeria...

I doubt Lesotho 🇱🇸 is bigger than southeastern Nigeria ....

But laslas, Nigeria must be Unified & Remain One Nation, That one is Dole(Unchangeable)!

strangest:
What tribe did she date..... They showed her PEPPER

Yoruba ni ... Awon Eyan Mi Don show her Shege ... she specifically mentioned "Pepper" !

Proserpina:
She should continue looking for spicy relationship.

I choose Peace of mind over anything else. Take your spice away from me biko.

Mujumba Mujumbu ... That's how she referred the Gbola of Nigerian Men she has met from Yoruba Daemon to Igbo Kinnikan ....

She still chose Nigerian Men laslas....

Girls sha, They love niggas that spiced up their life forget the rest sheeee.... nothing for dulling niggas ...!

God bless all Nigerian Men Especially My Fellow Yoruba Boys .... More Money, More Knowledges, More Wisdom, Longlife in Health & More Rizzes From Nigeria to The World !

GreatVocalist:
She did the right thing. Let his 'popsi' go and find him a new babe.

The Girl is wrong Sha ... Wizkid has a very strong fane base since the day he blow like a Decade ... Since Holla at Your Boy ....

I remember every kids in my area with Sokoto Wizkid, Wizkid style of drawing his trouser up ...

This 27yo simply grew with Wizkid since his secondary school days ... His Girlfriend should understand ....

I love Wizkid but I Love Davido More ...

shox:
Benin is synonymous with cultism.

Very unintelligent people .
I wonder if they were the same people that built those bronze sculptures

Dem say na from Yoruba land dem import am !

ravensckar:
You've said it all! That's why the first rule of a relationship should be 'no holds barred'. Ever since I met that lady, my life never remained the same. I became free-spirited and less judgemental.

E good sometimes make person don explore o. These things are what makes a person 'experienced'.

... A Man must be well experienced in all Facets of Manhood .... All Women are Sexual Maniac Except The One That has Biological Issues or Abused if not All Women are Nympho Based on their Biological Build Up ... A Mad Man Shall Run From a Mad woman when Sexual Intercourse reaches it Peak ....

Once you show her you ain't judgemental nor critic ... Women will tell you & show you what is gonna changed your view of Humanities & this world ....

I dey hear things wey dey make me look heaven & praise God ... ... Women Dey

Many Jezebels inside Life ... Me sef kukuma make Solomon be my Role model... We shall all Fvck ourselves Back to Garden of Eden

ravensckar:
Since you insist, I'll share.

There's was this lady that we used to date. Very pretty and quite religious. From the way she sounds and behaves, me dey think sey this one no go sabi anything. On the fateful day that we decided to do the do. I initiated the process. I started by k1ssing, caressing and doing the usual pre-intimacy. I noticed her response was like of someone who is holding back but I was too konjified to care. Then, we proceeded to s3x. I started with missionary and then switched to doggy. For my mind, I think sey I don finish work. I came the second time and climbed down from the mountain. The look on her face was one of disgust. It was then I knew I had fvcked up.

I persuaded her to tell me what's up. After several appeals, she opened up that I'm like most men who are only after their own satisfaction. She said something like all the nonsense I did just now, she didn't enjoy a single bit of it. I was like wtf? Even the kissing, caressing, pre-intimacy & hot doggie? She said it's meaningless. Then, I told her to show me what she's got. By then, I was already hard and determined to finish her kpatakpata..

She started by kissing me, rolling my tongue with hers. Then, she kissed my ear lobes and neck. By the time she started sucking & bitting my nipple, I began to tremble. Anytime she noticed that I've become too excited, she'll pinch the tip of my d1ck and it will calm me. Then, she gave me the best bl0wjob that I've ever received in my life. All that wasn't in her interest yet, but just so I could be in the mood. The moment she mounted me, I knew I was done for. This lady had a weird way of fvcking, she'll rub the tip of my d1ck on her clit without letting it go on fully. Then, she'll use her other hand to expand her VJ simultaneously whilst ordering me to squeeze her b00bs. What a weirdo!

The rest of the s3x was too gory to describe but I know that's how she reaches orgasm each time we fvck. She has to be the one riding, the tip of my d1ck has to be touching her clit and I have to be squeezing her b00bs at the same time. Doing that repeatedly, her eyeballs began to change, she started screaming loudly whilst shaking like an epileptic patient. Then, she came. It was torture for me, but pleasurable to her. By the time I sabi her style, it's I who is giving it to her the way she wants it.

Sometimes later, I was teasing her by telling her that she's a 'dominatrix' and that she fvcks like a Lez. She said it's indeed true. She once had encounters with Lez bla bla. She taught me several other ways of pleasuring a woman which I still apply on my wife to date. It was then that it dawned on me that most guys haven't really been making their woman cvm, it's only about themselves and nothing more. My wife usually thinks I'm a 'badoo' but little did she know that it was her fellow woman that taught me.

... Imagine this kain story u wan hide ...

Most of The Religion Girls are Baed ooo .... They learnt alot of Oddities in their Private wards looking for a Nigga they would unleashed their Demon Upon without being judged .... They sabi passed all these clubs Baddies infact they are the real Baddies.....

The girl that challenged me I no sabi kiss & taught me how to kiss was an Hijabite Ahlu-Sunnah ... Her issues was that she comes faster while I have Delayed Ejaculation(Fvcking for long without cumming) ....

Many people are hiding alot under that skull of theirs waiting for a Fellow Demon to Unleash it all Out ....

But Oga, You be Demon ooo .... I have alot of peeps like you I dey Follow here ... !

Gerrard59:
Fine, but not in a non-essential service such as cable TV.

DSTV is exploiting Nigerians .. They can take their Tariff to any hike possible as far as we are doing Pay Per View .... !

They are exploiter that must be checked by government!

Gerrard59:
But it is true na. A court has no right to dictate how much a private company should price its products. A non-essential service for that matter.

Kudos to Multichoice. It is capitalism.

There is no pure Capitalism anywhere in the world ... if human were left unchecked, we shall exterminate one another ....

Government has every right to regulate her society including business environment... any company that doesn't find it comforting should port to another country or simply comply!

winner37:
That same boy last last will knack her ..

Inside Nollywood but Inside Life, E may Never-Ever Happened ... Some girls love a Guy they can fight to win over not just a Guy already down for her ...

Different people has different "Maniac" .... So, another dude may be digging the girl & the guy will just slipped into Emotional Magma if he has plans ...

We OG no go dull ourselves, we would have established our stand immediately no time or let it pass if we ain't interested in the game.

ravensckar:
OP isn't far from the truth. Truly, most ladies are bisexual by nature. From the way they walk naked in the presence of each other to how they touch & tease themselves. All my life, I've never been touched by any of my guys before. Ordinary to sleep for the same bed or bath together na war. We always avoid eachother's gbola.

Secondly, If you ever allow a lady dominate you during sex, you'll see the OP's point of view. I have witnessed it severally so I truly believe it. However, bisexual or le.sbianism, nothing beats a good gbola that touches the nook & cranny of a vag1na. It's just that most guys don't know how to fvck, just ram in and ram out and start sweating like Christmas goat.

There's this lady I once dated,

Baba, Oya Come Finished Up This experience Now, We Youngies are learning ... edakun

Olurondo:
These jobless bastards that called themselves masquerades are beating a nurse that going to her place of work to save lives!You see what Nigeria has turned into?Later some idiots will be blaming only the leaders!!

The people blaming the leaders are no better than the leaders they are blaming .....

Give Powers to the critics of Tinubu, They will do Worst .... Buhari that lambasted GEJ then Even Buhari was Crying, what did he do with Powers Other than "Nigerians are the worst people to Rule, My Cows are easily led than Nigerians" ...

I laugh at Critics ... but its normal .. Some are leaders , some are followers, some are critics!

Gamer999:
why are you talking like this? Where are the good people? If you're good in politics you'll be ELIMANATED!!! Nigerian politicians don't like saints, they want fellow corrupt leaders and if you try to be different, you won't even succeed. The evil ones are always more than the upright ones that's why evil always win.

You didn't answer any Questions....

You know why Jesus was Crucified ... He didn't have an army to Battles-War The Romans Army ... If Jesus was to be an Army Emperor, He would been like Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great .....

You know the reason why Mohammed Conquered Arabs, He was a Businesses Man, Diplomat & a Soldier, Warrior-Emperor... He engaged them in war & he won !

Now, Going to Wars or being a Warriors comes with Moral & Immorality because we are human & we can't be "Saint(a Position reserved for extra-human creatures) & Our Humanly decisons comes with Compromises which can sometimes comes with Immorality or bending the "Truths" which can be a "Sin" .

Now in Politics if You Can't compromise with other competing powers, you wouldn't be supported to become Empowered because you can't be trusted ....

A Saint can never become a politician because politics involves lobbying for powers & competition to pushing & achieving one's interests ... What is a Saint doing among Human(Higher animals çompeting for resources & resource controls) .... A Saint should stay at home or be killed ....

That's why Tinubu won & Osinbajo speaking English couldn't even win Primary .... Osinbajo can't be trusted by "Custodian of Powers" because Baba Would Wield the biggest sticks..

In the game of peace, be careful not to break the pieces on Ground because your journey would be destroyed by some good for Nothing


Same thing is happening to Fubara, he would only have a four years of noises governance without concrete achievements but crisis, but Fubara is not a Politician(He is a Professional Accountant same way with Ambode That failed in Lagos) ......

The Political Realities of any nation doesn't favour absolute correctedness(Playing-God) or Absolute Incorrectedness(Playing-Satan) but Being Human(Higher Animal) Thus "Diplomatic-Relations" is Key & Abilities to Destroy Your Political Opponents whereof necessary ... Politics is not for moral upright people 🙄... Go Home because you will be tackled & You are expected to tackled back or be Wounded.... in the process of tackling back you lose your sainthood then you keep growing to become a "Maniac" till you are baptised into full Fledged "Politician" where you don't see Moral or Immoral but "Power" !

Then People(Cowards) will start Cursing You & Your Generations but They Couldn't Withstand what you have done to become enthroned !

Anybody who is not comfortable with an administration or Think you can do better than whatsoever you are seeing should come out & Run for Office .... Don't be a local champion shouting God vs Satan !

Abilities to Achieve as Much as Allowed Among Competing Powers That Can Render Your Administration Useless even the little you set to achieve shall be destroyed because you lack Wisdom 101

Power is Not a Joke ... !

Barims:
Yes sir

if you do anyhow... Those guys will beat you blue & black .... Gen Z head dey turn easily ... this na Drug & Drunk generation .... Won Ma Na e Gan oo ....

Read Ya books & comot ....

Barims:
I've been bothered by something lately. I'm 27 years old and studying at university. I've noticed that my classmates disrespect me by addressing me by my name, despite the fact that I'm significantly older than them—probably about 5 to 6 years older. It's really bothering me, and I'm not happy about it. Imagine someone I'm six years older than calling me by my name. Should I just distance myself from them since I'm uncomfortable with the way they treat me as if we were the same age? Or what'd suggest I do ?



Please no insult pleasure 🙏

They are Your Colleagues kindly keep your respect-Custom in your house & Your families .... Out There ... No shee .... School is Street ....

Your Mentality is a Backward African thinking & You are suffering from under achievements...

They don't owe you anything neither are the responsible for whatever that might have happened to you delaying your education, so they are not to be blamed nor aggressions transferred to them ....

I would even be happy They are calling by my first name ...

Rolling with Gen Z is the most anti depressants you can ever get because they ain't serious pass Food, Fvck, Parties, Movie & Money .. Gen z no get Wahala ....

Come to My office & see how me & my corper dey roll .....

Latest money making tool dem go gist you as Per you be their OG sef 😆

Oga, Open Ya phone make I Update you with these Platform .. E dey pay before e cast ... Awon Omo Mi

jeromestarks:
You have a solid point bro.

You be Lizard 🦎... He ain't on Point kankan!

Gist us wetin happen laslas!

Uptheante:
If she is as good as you seem to portray, why did her baby daddy leave her?
After one or 2 rounds with her, your eyes go clear

This is so bad from your part..
Why would You judge the woman for being abandoned by a Man even when you don't know the full gist & the foolish op agreed with your bias

She was abandoned no mean say she ain't a good woman ....

Until some of una put una best effort on the line & Street is still ran through you by some wicked niggas una no go know some people are paying prices for being good

Zonefree:
She'll not come, trust me.

A married woman, You will be Suprised ... She is already knocking self

Chukwuka319:
With the way,we are here killing wild animals recklessly without recourse,eeh! Don't worry pple
Wild animals will soon have their turn on humans as we can reckon in the Book of Revelations, which ironically 90% of Nigerian pastors avoid like a plague or Ebola.

Those Nukes Might not be for Human Afterall .... !

Human has been cheating other animals in the ecosystem But What is Nature all about

Good-Sins-Wicked-Evils ....

atobs4real:
Yahoo boy and Yahoo pastor at it again!!!! The world is gone
Pastor or Satan?

The world that is creating Satellite & Sending Missions to Mars is Gone ....

Humanities has never been this Developed .. as Someone are Being Useless, Some are Being Useful ...

That has always been the way of Humanities since Year 0 ...

The world is not going anywhere ...