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advanceDNA:
The doctor be like......Is it ur Botox.....??



See life ...two adult consensually straff each, smile comot for fornication venue......one don lose means of daily bread.....the other dey form victim....Oloshó for that matter ooooo, wey collect botox as payment....


Career don ruin

I see no Reason Sex(Dick Entering Pvssy) Should be a Problem in This World especially When One is Not Abused by The Other!

Wahala dey oo ... This Custom too shall Pass!

Therock5555:
As e be so, I have to pass my legendary status unto others so they may benefit also.

Lol, Even Not All Your Pikin Fit Learn Games Despite Your DNA flowing in Them ...

Keep Teaching Bro ... Who go learn, Go Learn & Who no go Learn no go Learn... Even if Street hustled them thy kingdom come ...

Some people are born to suffer While Some are Born to Enjoy

Gamer999:
The way these devils have been looting the country from inception eh, if na another country e for Don crumble. God really blessed Nigeria with wealth but Satans have been ruling so sad 😔

Why Sad Satan has not been ruling Anywhere, it's God's people with Satanic(Wickedness) Characters Combined ..... Mere Satanism can Never Make You Leader Anywhere, You will Die!

But Why Blame Them ..

Who are the Real Good People & Where are They ... Why are they not Coming Out to Rule & Lead ... Do They have what it takes

Why are the good people silent

See, There is No Absolutely God's People Nor Absolutely Satanic People Because Satan couldn't Rule Anywhere without Being Crushed ... Hitler & Mussolini were the closest to Satan & They were killed too .....

We are Who we are, We are Our Problems & We are The Solutions.... Everything lies within our "Maturities" & "Immaturities" ....

Not Mere God Vs Satan ...... African, Don't allowed Yourself to Be Brainwashed By The Middle-East ..Philosophies of Arabs Vs Jews!

EleventhWeirdo:
Good. Now, Government should remodel our polytechnics as technical training institutes for certificated courses like modern welding technology, construction designs and carpentry, automotive repairs and product management. And Government should fund the training institutes heavily. These courses can take our young population to Europe and Dubai to make money. We should forego empty paper qualifications and only professional courses like Medicine, law, pharmacy etc. should be taken at government universities. Trust me, we will say bye bye to graduate unemployment in 10 years to come.

Imagine Your sense & Senseless ...

So, Why can't they use same Knowledges to develop Nigeria & make money in Nigeria .. why Dubai & Europe

NDSMELODY:
pls note, the motives of students going to jamb lesson is different, only the serious ones will pass the exam......

I get them for My Area ... Na fvck dem dey fvck each other .... Dem eyes don tear finish .... Right from Secondary school !

David160:
Very poor

All These Teenagers are All Money Oriented Nowadays Not Knowledges Oriented..

Amayanabo01:
Her spirit left her body and couldn't come back, first timer's can relate. God abeg if you bring me back to my senses I won't near colos again, omo the experience no dey funny not everyone is lucky to regain sanity back. Dont do drugs!

Seen It & Felt it .... Na Bad Things !

I'm just an experimentor sha ... Once I see the evil there, I don learn am be that ... I tear race!

Uptheante:
I'm bound for heaven bro

Including Me too

Therock5555:
Some are not even ready to learn the game, they always find a way to remain on the bench...

That's what makes Life to Be Diverse .... Na why Some will forever be followers While Some will Forever Be "Leaders" !!

As e stand now, U na "Legend"

FRANCISTOWN:
I would have said something, but what could I possibly say to someone whose IQ is sending a notification "battery low, please charge".

Now read what you write slowly and see if your father would be proud of you.

I'm Much Civilised Than My Father ..

I'm Being Reasonable Here So I don't Care if My Dad is Proud or Not .... Once Reasonableness reigns Supreme, I'm Owkay!

Bongadu:
Women’s education is the most tightly corrected factor to the birth rate of a country. It’s an inverse relationship, by a lot.

Women should be educated to do nothing more advanced than multivariate algebra so they can calculate flower and sauce amounts better in the kitchen. They really don’t need anything more complex than that.

How does it benefit society to educate women to have careers? It doesnt. They should be mothers and homemakers.

A woman is not Second to Man ... She is a Patner in Progress in the advancement of the course of Humanities!

This your Stupidities belongs to the last centuries, With Your IQ, You should be locked in a Reserved Dudgeon built Underneath Maximum Security Prison Inside the Atlantic Ocean so You can totally be deleted from Civilisations!

Madman .... Na people like you go see women skirt release hot akamu before even entering the place !

A woman is a Patner to Man Not "Second" !

Therock5555:
See this man, I dey tell you something, you dey zuzu yourself, who cares if you've bleeped up or not.

You think if that guy was scared of what they'll think, you think he'll have bedded enough ladies in that office?

Them no dey follow women with gentility, the more ruder you are to a woman, the more she'll yearn for you.


If you had hiss when she shouted at you, go lock the door and come back, ask her to repeat that statement or you'll press her breast, you'll have been shocked at her reaction.


Right now you're a bitch ass niqqa so you deserve what you get, next time when you know what you want, you go for it, if it fails, you chill, BTW what's the worse that can happen, she won't slap you.


I went for something in Abuja last week, left my phone with my chick for there, she went through my phone, found out that I'm banging her best friend, she was livid but she couldn't even tell me anything, she just kept saying I've wronged her.

Na she still cook throughout, I still drill her mercilessly throughout the night. It was until I came back to base before she opened up to me and I still para tire for her for intruding my privacy, na she come dey apologize join.

Right now I put her for two weeks suspension for crime wey na me commit.

If you dunno, you'll never know.

Imported Ashawo Man from Beggars Den ... We sabi Una ... !

You Can't compare yourself with the Op, The Game is The Game .. No be every person be player !

Uptheante:
From your first paragraph, you need to understand that women are attracted to bad guys & dangerous guys which a cultist depicts.
They feel they can tame him, so they drop their pussy for him. To them, a bad dangerous guys is masculine & that's what attracts them to him so much.
In your second paragraph, you should have simply ignore the married woman instead of putting up that kind of display. It shows her that you are emotional & weak. Get other girls & be banging, na she go bring her pussy for you by herself when she notices you don't care anymore & you are having fun with other girls.
In your third paragraph, those single girls are rejecting you because of your earlier mistake of failing to bang them before that guy came along. Ignore them as well & get other girls to be banging. Don't be too available to them, only talk to them when it is very necessary.
Once they know you are getting pussy outside, & you don't give a damn about them, they'll bring their pussy to you on a platter of gold.
In your fourth paragraph, still ignore them & talk only when it is absolutely necessary, you don't need to mimic the guy in order to get their attention, still follow what I said on the third paragraph.
In your 5th paragraph, you don't need to see the guy as your enemy or hate him. He played his cards well & he's getting steady pussy. You mustn't be friends with him (at least because of his cultist background), but answer his greetings normally, talk with him normally & even assist him if he asks for your help on something you can do.
He could be of help to you one day, don't let pussy come between you & a guy man (especially the forbidden pussy of a married woman)
Take this as a lesson you've learnt & up your game next time.
To me, nothing is playing out against you, you are just learning a lesson that will be useful to you in the Future.

Shalom

Mehn, Special Place is Reserved for all baddos in Hell ... ....

marksonrick:
They always want to come around me when this guy is not at work but when he is, they stick with him like.

He's also annoying to me, like he can greet me like 30 times in a day, springing up discussions. I had to buy earpiece to stop his distraction and of recent, I've told him to stop talking to me when am busy. Sometimes, I just ignore his greetings after the initial greeting.

I think, a lot of things are Playing out against me.

Yoruba Daemon are like That !
You are a Wannabe ... women love merrymakers & Guys That Makes Them Feel Good(Dopamine Enhancers) .....

But He Should be careful because guys like that fall easily as a result of envy/Disdain from other men who lack that skills & His Competitive women because you must be able to balance the Equations across the girls if not any mishap that enters into wrong pysche of any of the girl can lead to the guy being poisoned!

Just learn the game from him but if you replicate it, it will definitely affect your personality as a Manager because women are disrespective to Playmates so if you lower your guard like the guy you must be tolerant because if you do anyhow ... A lady fit slap you in front of your CEO ooo .....

Make you no become like that Thread wey Hotel Manager Fvcked Waitress still wan dey form Boss ... Boss Gini ...., Boss Wey don Fvck na Playmates 😉

dontrulee:
You be senior Man wey still dey flex Life

One Day We go Connect 😉 ... !
Lol

jeromestarks:
No be she I dey see for dream ooo

Lol, ... Na she dey wire you with those Thugs na!

Oracleee:
Atimes when I realise how vanity life is I loose all might to fight for anything. I know of a man who worked all his life, dude was able to build a chain of company after a while and when he was starting to gear up and make his name count in the business world, he tapped out. Families sold most of his properties off and shared the loot. For real, nothing is worth it and everything is worth it. I just feel one shouldn't take life hard, just live like tomorrow is the last, don't plan having fun for later. That vacation you imagine, do it as soon as now as tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans. Imagine folks who would have logged out of the world just today with lots of ambitions been chased. Some even die in the process of getting it done. Damn. No wonder God wept after creating man.

God didn't weep Shingbae ... Human are inconsequential in the schemes of the Universes ... just like the ants inside your room, They are nothing.... We are only relevant to our world & Civilisations.....

No dey stress yaself ... Just Enjoy ....

The Man that died has it already Programmed against His Algorithm(Soul), There is more to Human Than Normal.... That is his own Portion ....

If Dangote is thinking like that he wouldn't have built multi trillion dollars Businesses at his age because in the next 20years he wouldn't be able to manage it by himself again ....

But, whatever you built, You shall Inherit ... Trust me ... Nature has a way of Preserving everything

jeromestarks:
No long story this time around.
There's this girl I confessed my love to 3 years ago.
This girl didn't say yes or no but kept close contact and I do spend on her when I have excess cash.

The problem is that whenever I quarrel with this girl, I have nightmares. Like serious night terrors. It's either people are chasing me with guns, I saw myself surrounded by dead bloody bodies or vampires are chasing me to devour me.

The funny part is that this girl will not say anything whenever I get angry with her. She will just keep quite and leave. After like 3 - 4 months, she would message me and we will start talking small small then everything will be smooth again. I haven't slept with her. I don't even make sexual demands and she doesn't make financial demands too.

We had a fight last week because she promised to come over but flaked at the last minute. I got really angry and told her to go fvck herself. She didn't reply the message and did not call. I did not call or text either but from that time to last night, I have been having serious night terrors. Last night, I dreamt that some boys with guns tried to snatch my phone. I fought one of them to the point that I almost slaughtered him. But in the end, I ran for my life.
All she did was to go to her WhatsApp status and post 💔


What is happening?

Lol, Pray & Sleep ... she go comot !

2elliot:
Over 80% of my friends on Twitter and telegrams are white people, because I follow them mostly for Biblical endtime news and revelations. Look, the kind of chaos that will soon enculf this world will be out of this world. Just that thing that will spark this chaos that is not well known yet. But blacks will definitely receive the highest casualties.
The hate that is brewing in the west against migrants, especially towards Africans is becaming very pronounced. Soon, a cleansing will happen. They will flush black Africans from the face of the earth. The horrors of transatlantic slave trade will be a child's play as compared to what is brewing. The white man hate us with passion. And their globalist leaders are setting us up, so that we will be blamed for their failures.

Nothing Will happen Bro ... The world of Humanities is getting Harmonised & That's the Future ....

We shall be producing One President Soon with One International Currency .... !!

Humanities is Becoming One Indivisible Unit Without Borders as It Should Be !

MrBrownJay1:
you mean they want Africans to go back home to Africa, after they have robbed Africa blind of their natural ressources?! BWAAAAAAH!
it will never happen. Africans are going to the west by fire or by force.

BTW whites never left Africa, to begin with!

Why are you beating empty chest na ..

One Carrier in the Atlantic Ocean with Just Two Submarines & Couples of f35 & F16s will do the job under one Month

Skooltynz:
I saw an interview on twitter were white elires were talking about how they plan recolonizing Africa again,They said they are tired of our people mass migrating to their land that its posing a security threat to them now they wanna help us recolonize Africa.

Nothing Stopping Them ... Africa is too Spiritual than Realities oriented ....

Spiritual Soaked Brain can't work Physics(Mathematics of Nature), You can't work Biology, Chemistry, Businesses with a Clouded Brain ...

You Can't Create Machines, You Can't Create Powers ... You Can't Stop Your Bullies & Antagonists with Your Civilisations, Exposures & Maturities in Abracadabra such as Indaboski..

Nothing can stop them because Amadioha, Sango, Okija Can't Help You against f35, F16s & ICBM ....

Call God Self, It will only help you soften the heart of your antagonist to reconsider if not, They can bomb Africa to hell & Nothing can stop them !

Oracleee:
Everything.

You labour all your live, pay bills, go to school, look for you good jobs, buy cars but everything you can think of. At the end you don't even know when death will come knocking.

It worth it ... You are Advancing Courses of Humanities During Your Own time, Generations Comes, Generations Goes But Earth is still Where it is Revolving & Rotating ...

Once you are done, You are Out ... You shall be call again Once Your services is required 😉

Xenry:
What's that one thing that people think is worth doing but you don't?

Religion Fanatism-Stupidities!

We haven't solved our Realities Issues Finished, Some People will Hold Heaven-Spiritualism for Head as if dem go dey by God's hands as e dey judge

Religion is now a means of enslaving humans, Fanatisms has Casted Religion!

chatinent:
The people attending his church tho. Unless they take it as AY Live, they definitely have a problem.

if you start church today, you will get people more than him as far as you have sweet mouth !

People hate to think in this part of the world, they just like following someone even lead them to hell .. dem go follow you ...

This is where all Zombies are awakened !

okoroemeka:
I think most Nigerians including me are too busy trying to survive than to think about death,death to me is nothing to be afraid of because it has its own advantages,like debts and obligations are no more,projects and dreams can remain unfulfilled,the stress of living in Nigeria is forgotten, enemies are permanently avoided and people with nothing good to say about you can actually spare a word of sympathy at your passing,infact of you are afraid of death you will be afraid of life because they are both sides of the same coin

What About if You are still living in Nigeria even in Death but as an Immaterial Existences on the other side of the coin

Illegal1:
omoh.........dis taught dey make me stop work at times,bcus wen ever i remeber say i go die 1 day,to work slf go jst tire me.....i go jst dey shake head.

Na so U go kee yasef with Hypertension & Depressions before Death Itself Comes ...

Wetin be Ya own concern Death as a Biological Existence ... even Grass dies in Dry Season & Resurrect in Rainy Season ...

Omoh, Forget everything is Programmed, When Ya time comes, U no go spend Extra Seconds ... Shaking Head can't stop Sheee !

Drink One Bullet & Shake Body ... Enjoy

Jashub:
...according to the bible , humans don't really die ; they just change location. Now the question you should be asking is this : where will I spend my eternity: heaven or hell ?

The Place You spend your Earth is the Place You will spend your eternity ....

If you are living in hell on Earth, You go live in hell in heaven ....

If you live Paradise on Earth, You will Live in Paradise in Heaven ....

Earth is a microcosm of Heaven ... na still same life ... Unfortunately, Heaven no Favour Scamming like Earth ... You go Chop Ya handiwork ... No Partial, No Chuachua, No Corruption ... No Sorting

Anybody thinking Dangote or Tinubu Will Enter Hell Dey Play ..... So Na Una go come Enter heaven ....

Na people wey dey hell dey condemn pass

Orubebe01:
How do you feel?

Peace-Bliss ... ... Death Na Normal Thing in Gen Z ... shuuuu... Aimoye RIPs!

Where was I before I was Born ... Where would I be after I'm gone ...

I just hate painful death or Accident ... I love my Thing Sharp No Sheee .. Just Sleep it Out To Wake Up in Another Horizon After I have Delivered My Services finished !

Whenever God Needed My Service Again as an Accountant/Financial Expert/Manager ... It will Rise Me Again at Its Own Time ... ... Till Then, Make we Dey Worship-Services-Cruise dey Go!

Gerrard59:
It was forced to as a result of black rule coming to power. The white man would be uncomfortable with a majority black country owning nuclear weapons.

If they didn't stopped it, South Africa Might Have Nuked Zimbabwe....

Blacks Act & Think Later afterwards he will do shakara instead of Apologising ... .....

The Evolution of African Culture is still at Primordial Level ... Far Distanced from Contemporary Realities!

Zee0007:
I will go with David and Esther table because at this junction of my life, I need to know how to navigate my way into the heart of God and the spirit to command kingdom influence.

Where is Solomon ... That's The Man I would love to Sit With ... My Odogwu!

Una dey do Ojoro.... I would Prefer Abraham Sha ... That Man Has Deep Wisdom !