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If not that the sexual features and body of an average Nigerian becomes tourist centers of different priiicks before 25, it would have been nice and perfect to marry a lady of 25-29.

But fvck it! Virgin ladies remains the best and blessing to humanity.

The man coming back to meet his girlfriend after stealing from her and winning 100M will be like.......


Knowing that she won't do shiiit!.....Money stops nonsense!!

Fake story!
Fake husband!
Fake kids!
Fake love!
From an attention seeker!



Please, get out!!!

Mariangeles:
I swear, you know lie! I like plantain dye!
I go soon shock you more with the experiment wey I dey work on with plantain

Lol, experiment ke? Nya ihunanya gi na plantain eweru part 2!

What will you name the new experiment? Creamy plantain pie?

ANGELMARVE:
The title of the thread is cook in your kitchen and take pictures.

It's a simple message.

Some people have started uploading pictures of the food they didn't cook, some even have uploaded the ones they bought.

If we all start to do this, the fun and the purpose of the thread will be defeated.

Please only upload pictures of the meal you cooked with your hands.

By the order of the Peaky blinders.

Lots of "I wan Belong" competition in the thread.

Reminds me of Ogbono thief guy!

Many can't cook an enticing looking meal but they wanna belong, that's why they buy food to post--All to belong. It's normal anyway.

Everyone wanna be recognized as a real deal online, even those wey dey soak Garri with akara.

Anyhow shaa! some are good cooks judging by their pictures, they'll cook beans, put am inside coconut, use red and black ribbon tie am round like native doctors, post it and name " Ribbon Beans cheese"......All na packaging

Philanthropist indeed.

Imagine a boss's spouse making passes to me.

Rugged YOU!!! I go collect the pass like Ronaldo score better hatrick.

Banking and Finance!!

I know the troll will be a lady. Probably, a shameless non-virgin.

99.749% of Nigerian non-virgin ladies want their relationship to end out of jealousy, while 99.497% of men from Davido's tribe also want it to end because they feel intimidated seeing Davido worship and adore Igbo lady.



But guess what, them dey kamkpe!!

Ya kpotuba na oweru ife n'eme!

I can imagine Ned Nwoko struggling to impress Regina Daniels on bed, when we know that 100% of Nigerian ladies don't have sex for pleasure, but for rewards they'll get for having sex with you.

Why kill yourself?

Most women think of what they'll get from you during sex, how then do you intend satisfying someone whose mind isn't there?

Men fvck for pleasure, that's why they reach orgasm.
Women fvck for reward, reason many haven't experienced orgasm.

But how do Igbo ladies do this thing?

I'm Yoruba, but the way men from my tribe trash our women just spend a lot to worship Igbo ladies is something else.

Mo daamu loju ..... Bawo ni wọn ṣe ṣe eyi?

What is the secret?

I know the troll will be a lady. Probably, a shameless non-virgin.

99.749% of Nigerian non-virgin ladies want their relationship to end out of jealousy, while 99.497% of men from Davido's tribe also want it to end because they feel intimidated seeing Davido worship and adore Igbo lady.



But guess what, them dey kamkpe!!

Ya kpotuba na oweru ife n'eme!

Nigerian police are nothing but legalized uniformed criminals.

May all kinds of disastrous and life-taking experience befall them.

Plead:
The fellow behind that Witchersunited account is donstan18

The probability is 99%

I must have fingered your brain and tormented your soul so hard that you now see me in every honest person.

Hate it or not, any publicized help is clout chasing. It is what it is and you can't change the bitter fact. People help and keep it off media, people help and instruct the witness not to publicize it. Fact!

She helped, i admit.
She also clout-chased with it, you and her other worshippers should also admit.

Period!

Twitter user narrates his friend's ordeal

Always a friend!!!

Mumu

Blu03:
reasonable people spend most of their time with their family and friends. Whether you like it or not, saint valentine's day is now for lovers. Just a day to spend with that special someone.

Nobody is irreplaceable or special to anyone.

Quit deceiving yourself!!

You people just go out lavish your money, fvck day break and useless your lives. Nothing else.

Abeg no even quote me again! Just dey go.

Reasonable people celebrate their valentine with their family and friends, not fvckmate!!!!

99.975% of Night class attenders then in school were attending Night class to impress people around them and make them think they are studying hard. Especially Engineering student, they go there to deceive themselves and sleep using that big Engineering Mathematics textbook.

And his gullible followers will be quick to shout AMEN!!

How about treating them the way we would have treated them if they were Nigerians?

Rubbish Country with a foolish President!!!

Kindly switch to iceblock and banking engineering. Since una sabi mumu.

How can a reasonable person in this present condition of Nigeria be studying Mathematics in the University. Don't you have plans for yourself? Won't you be taking care of responsibilities in the future?

How can you keep studying Odinary Differential Equations, Mathematical Method I&II, Precalculus, Calculus I&II, Accelerated Calculus I&II, Linear Algebra, Engineering Mathematics, Intermediate analysis, Vector analysis, discrete Mathematics and other tough mathematical courses in a country where you'll end up as a secondary school teacher if you don't make a good result that could help you get retained in the University?

Pity yourself Oga!!

Tueeh!!

Typical Nigerian who derive joy in making a big deal out of nothing.

Instead of you to encourage your nephew develop in his drawing skills, you are busy thinking rubbish with your corrupt mind.

What if he drew his mother?

Mumu.