₦airaland Forum

shinarlaura:
I don't know why u asked. Could u mind telling me?

Anklets v'got a bad signal in our society because it's most worn by prostitutes.

shinarlaura:
Of course.

Lol. Ok.

Guess why I asked. Be honest

shinarlaura:
Yes I do

For fashion sake, I guess.

shinarlaura:
Yes oh

You wear anklets?

Another super story!!

Same pattern, same writing skills and same time frame.
I wonder the person behind these steady fake stories.

Another super story!!

Same pattern, same writing skills and same time frame.
I wonder the person behind these steady fake stories.

AshiraWealthy:
And what has being a graduate or not got to do with the question I asked? Even with your being a graduate you still lack the cognitive ability to handle a simple question and you're here sounding sorrowful.

That you're a graduate doesnt mean you shouldn't have a common sense (@donstan ) to guage the quantity of water used in preparing rice meal, be it concoction or whatever. Its a simple logic. I'm not saying its should be garnished with all sorts of condiment but simply referring to the soggy form of the rice which clearly shows the cook used too much water. I Cook concoction rice too but it doesnt come out like this so your point exactly?

@owner of food pics. Please no offense. This comment is directed @Donstan.

Nawao! You don't need to rant in this manner nh!

I don't get, are you trying to say she prepared potorpotor rice to eat. This is uncalled for.

How can you say your fellow woman prepared swimming pool rice to eat?

Very bad of you.

AshiraWealthy:
Sorry o.. is it a woman that made this food ? Hmmm...

She said "Student concoction rice".

I'm not saying you are an illiterate who didn't go to school, I'm only saying that any graduate or student will understand her post better.

Lagos is an assembly ground for mentally disturbed Nigerians.

Traditionally, a man is the chief sponsor of any wedding ceremony while the woman supports in a way she can. Reason, it's expected a man goes into marriage when financially stable and ready.

Allocating 50% to her passed a message that you'll be a type of husband who will be after the statistics of the wife's earning and spending. You sure wouldn't have done what you did if you hadn't any knowledge of her earning, you acted because you know her earning and that's a red flag for Nigerian ladies, because they don't like dragging and equal responsibilities in a home.

You don't go direct when you want a woman to contribute financially to something. You go Tactically[Not imposing, but asking how and where she can take care of, she'll choose, no matter the percentage of her choice, you lock up, keep the planning going, pretend like you are cool and then sketch out a personal plan of how to act worried and restless before her, she'll wanna know the problem, act like you wanna hide it from her, she'll be worried and pissed that you are hiding things from her, then you'll come up with a story and open up that you are facing financial crisis and don't know how to sort some things out concerning the wedding, she'll willingly help with pity without seeing you as a stingy or mean person]

No be everything dem dey form mancho, you go dey use your head.

You've spent on traditional wedding and for that not to be a total waste, kindly go and meet her, reason with her and go tactical, not directly with authority.

Happy married life in advance!

Lagos dey produce mumu and strange news pass Zimbabwe and Kenya.

CAPSLOCKED:
NA TURN BY TURN BRO... MAYBE YOU GO BE NEXT.

Na you go be next Bruv

At it stands now, a living poor man is better than him.

Don't these people get tired of disgracing Nigeria.

Just look at his name

AMOSEYI OKOYOLUWA

No! They are not signs of HIV, they are signs and wonders!

Mumu!

This current Nigeria's squad will comfortably beat Arsenal and ManU anyday anytime.

Durhleepee:
*Student Concoction Rice* and plantain

This one no dey get recipe nah

Na to just put everything together close pot make them kill themselves inside.

We so much cherish and value new things more than old ones thinking they are the best, forgetting that the new ones will still turn old.

Bruv, don't ever leave your good wife for a side chick because of sex. Sex is something any lady can offer, but not all ladies possesses wifely attributes.

Kindly keep your wife and do whatever that will bring you sexual happiness in a reasonable way without hurting your wife and family.

I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

clevvermind:
we know the reason. stop lying.

Self interest and political reasons.

Nothing else.

Bloggers are the problems of celebrities in this country.

Like you care.

kendrick93:
Boateng just scored an own goal in the dfb pokal game.

Radiometer won't like this.

khia:
Mine. We're done.

Audio bandits!!!

Jesse Jagz raps better than all of them.

While women-led government in Finland are practicing equality.

Bitter Feminist wannabes in Nigeria are running away from responsibilities.