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Fernandowski:
You can be anything you want

Udonminit.


When are you becoming richer than BILL GATE?

Henitan24:
Doing so great and you?

I'm good, Henitan, very very good . Felt I should say hello to you dear Stay cool.

Henitan24:
hi

Yeah, how you doing?

Henitan24:
I'm happy

Hey

“My wife wants to kill me with children. She is giving birth to children like rabbits. In nine years, she has delivered six babies.


What manner of irresponsible statement is this?

Some women are praying for such fertility and this man is busy exposing his hired stupidity.
Imagine a husband tagging his wife a "Rabbit" because her fertile body responded to what he ejaculated.

You knew your financial ability, yet you kept on sleeping with your wife "RAW". Abi sperm jump fence jam am for road on her way.


Blame yourself for your poor state, not your wife.

ChatDicted:
You can make any girl love you if you read that book and master the content.

To secure your heart as a man, don't love a woman until you've married her, make her love you by pressing her love button.

This your marketing pattern na die

Keep it up

Iamgrey5:
Nigerian Women logic

I and my future hobby have to share all the responsibilities in our relationship because I am a strong independent lady..Meanwhile he has to pay my daily expenses..... Duh! it is a man job to that from the times of our parents.

I am a strong feminist who stands for women's right everyday and any day, I can't stand our misogynistic society, I can't stand seeing a lady been maltreated or insulted ....Meanwhile, see this useless, brainless lady, I have been a feminist for since I born, if don't support feminism you are nothing but a brainless spinless wh..ore.

I can't believe Soji had the guts to steer at me like that, he must be a pervert and a serial rapist.....Meanwhile, why has Emeka been ignoring all my advances even though I tried to make eye contact and everything, I almost exposed my breast in front of him, still no show.... Mteeew he isn't man enough joor

I can't believe that broke boy had to got to ask me out, OMG doesn't he know his levels.......Meanwhile I need to remind Wole to send me some money for the my pads, doesn't he know it is month's end already.

I just DIES in slow motion

If I slap my boyfriend, he's expected to walk away as a gentle man, but if he lay his hands on me, he's a woman beater.

If he makes advances on me at his place, he lacks self-control. But if he snubs me, he's either a gay, impotent or not man enough.

When a woman makes sexual advances on a man, she's trying to seduce him. But when a man does the same, he's a rapist.

Lady; I want a rich God fearing yahoo guy that is caring, respectful and gentle.
Rich Guy; What will you offer me apart from sex.
Lady; I will wash plate for you, sweep the house and pray for you.
Me; Argh! Wetin are happening? You be maid?

A lady will wake up and decide to start olosho/Ashawo business, and then console her cheap self that she's a prostitute because men are demanding for it, so she's supplying.

Me; Hanty Udonminit! Demand and supply indeed. What stopped you from starting fufu business to show how hardworking you are, abi men node demand that one.

sisisioge:
Abi o my sister! The silly things people dwell on sef! Whew! [b] I wonder if he's worried about her calories intake or the value(less than N200) of the eggs. May God bless us with level headed people. [/b

I don't think he slapped her because of the eggs, but because of her attitude of pouring the eggs away.

It's way annoying, even though I don't support domestic violence.

With that kind of tommy, I wonder when last that dude saw his diiiiick.

Hypocrites with their comments as usual screaming "Focus on your studies".

OP, in as much as academic is your major aim of stay in school, do well to know that you are in a university to learn many things, not just for academic. Don't mind these hypocrites forming seriousness and screaming "Focus on your studies", most of their CGP is not up to flashing credit, most of them started having sex from secondary school and till now, they are still broke.

From your story, that lady might not be what you think she is, she gave you her number the first day you approached her, then from avoiding siting with you the first day, she started asking you for seat anytime she comes to lectures showing she's gradually getting comfortable with you, you are indirectly progressing. Your problem is that you are not confident of yourself and also scared of rejection, you like her but the level of class she placed herself is discouraging you, possibly because you feel she's above you. I understand.

You know what "JUST TELL HER YOUR MIND", you will be surprised that she's having a bored life and looking for who to make a friend or lover, which could be the reason why she hardly reply your message(Maybe she can't interact), just tell her your mind, and observe her, if she accept you, FINE, if she rejects you, don't totally avoid her, be a friend, but don't be used(Friend zone), you might get there.

Logically, she's making sense. Why? Because most guys spend, run around and do some weird things just to get your pussay, at the end, you'll still decide if you'll give the pussay or not. So in this case, the credit belongs to you because you didn't stress alot.

But here are the reasons why guys take the credit when they smash different pussay.

>They don't give themselves credit because you are a loser, they give themselves credit for achieving their major goal.

>Biologically and consequences ; They'll still take the credit because you as a lady will lose with time, sagging and slippers boobs, slack and wide pussay, rumpled and leaking ass, pregnancy, abortion and others.

Question is ; Why do ladies feel cheated and hurt if a guy's attitude change towards them after sex?

Funny thing is; They will still give a guy credit themselves by asking questions like "So you changed because you've gotten what you wanted? "

I'm a lady and I need to be sincere.

>My menstruation pad or tissue.
>Makeup kit A.K.A Saclux paint.
>Agbalumo or chewing gum.

I can authoritatively tell you that it's impossible not to find the aforementioned in a bag of my fellow Nigerian lady.

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See as them dey claim ATM and ID Card.....LINUS MBAs. Most of them dey even waka with extra g-string and condom extra large size.

Those accent ones eh!...No 4


Hai need Fred Raize and Chuken plz.....Don't bring spun, geh me fek and naif, also a borrle of warra


And the guy will be like....

The last picture looks like the man is dancing shaku-shaku.



RIP to them.

Then after you'll offer her your diiiick that is synonymous to 2inches nail.

Why bothered sef? Am I suppose to expect something sensible and reasonable from someone whose skull looks like an improper fraction.

ManBeast:
Manchester united, Womanchester United.

Who are you Bruv?

swiz123:
They should forgive him so that God will forgive them their own sins

Mathew 5:7: Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy

Oga nawa for you o.


Did the rapist remember to be merciful before defiling a child of 12?

Before you support this, ask yourself if you can grab your man's diiiick or if you can allow your woman grab your diiiick in public or while taking pictures.

What a HANDSOME WOMAN.