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Zombie version of Oshomole

*Modified*

This is marriage, a life contract to live together.

Now, drop the pretense to face reality and fact, most especially in Nigeria.

I need to be blunt and truthful to you now, no pretense.

Now, ask yourself,

-How united and love exist between Igbos and hausas in Nigeria?
-How united are Christians and Muslims in Nigeria?
-How do you intend to cope in a marriage where one of the inlaws aren't happy about?
-Have you asked your parents why they swore to disown you if you marry an igbo man?
-Do you know the level and gravity of enemity that will exist between your husband and your parents if you marry him?
-Do you even know that societal feelings your parents will have if you eventually go against their wish?
-Are you aware that in Africa, you don't just marry your partner, but his/her family aswell?, if you do, how do you expect your husband to cope with your family.

Many will advice you to marry him if you love him, but while heeding to the advice,
-You are an African, remember that this is reality, not actresses in telemundo, zee world or Philippine movies.
-Think about the future and most importantly your kids.
-Think about your husband place in your parents heart.
-Think who your husband will be to them.
- Think about your husband's life, how assured and safe will he be?

Had it been his parents didn't support, would he have married you?

I'm an igbo man, I know how oriented our people are, we don't joke with traditions, and in cases of these traditions, you must surely need your people and support. If I must advice you.

Do not marry him if your parents do not support that , your parents are your people, they will be always there for you, what happen when uncontrollable challenges rises in the marriage, what happens? you'll then go back to them after they must have disowned you?

Don't allow love to make you do stupid things.
Sort this out with your parents, if possible the igbo parents should come by themselves and discus the issues as an experience elders.


Goodluck

Shayneward1:
A lady teaching you what it takes to be a man shame

Fvvck!!!

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sekxyqueen:
and so we have perverts all over nl..

sex starved idiots

E pain this one

Her boo must have dumped her for a black sex doll with tribal mark and k-leg.

E pain am oooo Kai, see damage control

LifeofAirforce:
Asumpta way Lit

Jacob Zuma way Lit

Douglas road Lit

Freedom park so fucking Lit.

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Na so

Frankicent:
Wtf jeez check your post again. This is what you want.... You handsome and you still don't know how to woo talk a girl. Am sure you've seen a gal that perfectly suit your demands..but fear no go gree talk to her.
Abeg you embarrassing us the guys. The dating and woo talk industries is a billion $$$ industry. you fail until you find 1... Walk up to a girl time yourself about 2 minutes.

Hey woow glad I find you today.
She: who are you?
You: your future kidnapper.
She: lol
You: blah blah. Until you collect number. Nawa oooo

You are very very funny!!

You are very stupid!!, are you a security agent of abortion, how did you know much about the abortion?, if you ain't a snitch refusing to tell us the whole story, how come you knew she had abortion if you ain't stalking her, or possibly jealous of the relationship.

Did she or the claimed owner of the baby tell you about the abortion.


C'mon will you get out here, osiso!


Modified just like the OP did.

-What if her friend told you lies as a result of her jealousness just to tarnish the relationship?
-If reverse was the case, will you tell the lady?

Minding your business is a work that requires no capital nor time.
Keep your lane,
Control yourself before you mess a relationship up.

Person fvck ur wife, still beat u ontop

This is called,

If I vex, I go beat you...If you vex, I go still beat you

All the husband strength de for em dick

sexybbstar:
Lol it's cool anyway.

Yea,
Celine bbstar

fistonati:
[s] Artificial Intelligence can never be compared with Human Intelligence.

Just to drive traffic and maintain attention, Jumia can now bring immorality to the general public.
Anyone that buys this must have lost its sense.

#i stand with my partner. [/s]

Bullshit!!


The taste is the different, the different is in the taste

sexybbstar:
it's true though, they portray love like a fairy tale. I just love the solemnity of their music.

Lol, , they so much portray love that you can be pushed to do crazy things in real if you are unable to hold yourself.

Yea, they'v got much and nice solemnity, thou I'm far from anything concerning love

Rap ti take over

I feel for you brO.n

But you came at the right section at the wrong time, because most romancelanders are currently saving their money to buy sex doll.

Check politics section.

sexybbstar:
I dance but whenever I want to dance... Olamide is the best option for me. His beats are always crazy.

Yea, very killing, that's mostly what Nigerian musicians are good at, giving beat.
Thou, I don't fully understand yoruba, but v'heard much and praises about Adekunle gold heard he's good.


Well, Nigerians are trying in their own way, thou I'm fully endowed with rap musics, not love shii.

Detest love musics, they are deceiving especially Celine Dion and Westlife.

sexybbstar:
I don't listen to his songs. I hardly listen to Nigeria artists music, I prefer Celine Dion, Sia, Brandy. The only Nigerian artist I listen to is psquare. I love them like seriously. Davido, wizkid, tekno, lil Kesh.... Count me out.

Lol, are you for real?
Ofwhich you don't dance, do you?

sexybbstar:
It means... State of Osun, the land of the virtuous.

Alright,
Wait, did CDQ use such lines in his song?

sexybbstar:
It means... State of Osun, the land of the virtuous.

Alright,
Wait, did CDQ use such lines in his song?

ubunja:
im Zimbabwean

Wow, cool

lefulefu:
ehn D!CK get power ooo some can age a woman prematurely if she too collect plenty some can pump a woman"s behind if her guy"s pingolo is well nourished while others can destroy sex dolls

Fvck!!! Those lines really got me hard The only disadvantage about it is that it doesn't have shoulder Swim in, swim out

sexybbstar:
Yes o, pure blooded yoruba... I look igbo that's why most people don't believe I'm yoruba. My name also makes it worse(my name is blessing). No wonder they don't believe I'm yoruba.

For real, yoruba?
Lol, I thought you were Igbo, seriously,
And you really do not behave(online) as yoruba.
I had to see this to think otherwise ìpínlè òsun, ìpínlè omolúwàbí
What does it mean?

Thread for those who believe in the word EX.
Non-existing word in my dictionary.

sexybbstar:
Continue looking for opportunities... Are you yoruba?

Lol, I don't seek for such opportunity, but will wholeheartedly cherish it when I encounter one

No, Igbo, far from yoruba demon gang.
You are yoruba?

ubunja:
and you see some niggar willing to wife up that sewage saying dumb shit like "a woman's past doesnt matter" "true love doesnt judge" i swear one day i will kill these desperate Nice Guys

Lol , you Nigerian?

lefulefu:
There are some ladies they will have 15 sugar daddies, 10 boyfriends plus the main boyfriend and they will be lashing all of them in ze oza room. Mehn i dey fear such babes oo. After 5 yrs of such racket u notice their body looking so worn out with saggy tommy and tits. Just like when u overuse a brand new car it will turn to jalopy .

Power of d*ck

hibiscus76:
If the uncle now says yes, who'll sponsor the wedding??

The lady will know his pocket before proposing.

A lady should even be courageous enough to be strong if a man says NO to her, to avoid preying in the hand of a man who'll take advantage of your desperation.

sexybbstar:
I think so. Though I don't believe she has been single for 6 years.. That's much. She must have someone oiling her engine

Lol, engine oilers are different from affectionate boyfriends
Had it been I was close, I don't mind playing the role

sexybbstar:
Yap, for real

Lol, funny bea. Maybe she's looking for a rich dude.

sexybbstar:
Yes now, she is a fine babe. When beautiful girls say they are single,I can't help wondering why it is so.

For real?

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