₦airaland Forum

Hope your mum possessed all these qualities to you dad?

aolawale025:
The herdsmen issue sealed buhari's fate. No way he's coming back . We need a new hand to roll back all the bad policies of the FG

This is Nigeria, where civilians will rant and wail, but at the attempt of bribe, they'll vote without considering the future.

God help us.

Captleverage:
Yea that's why we have given them new names awusa pedos and afonja cowards

You got me cracked brO

A time will come when the people will no longer have what to eat but will be left with no choice rather than eating the leaders.

Shayneward1:
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Her sister is mentally retarded because she rejected a lesbian, are you okay?

No!

She's mentally slow because she insulted her, respect people's sexual feelings and opinion, if you ain't interested, kindly reject without insult.

Goodluck Jonathan....One of the poorest ex-president.

, can't stop laughing.

FakoMaybach1:
Rochas needs a job after politics, somebody shud hepp that man

And you think Rochas needs help, he may have be messing up, but....

I still stand with my point.

Any sane Nigerian who'll supports Buhari by 2019 is an enemy to this nation.

ArcFresky:
Thats how one idiot guy was toasting me for like 3 years, saying my cassava go long, i just dey look am... I go too spoil ur yansh.

Had to block him before new, no-nonsense year...

S/o to the guys getting it up there, it cant be easy.

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Lala234:
I called her yesternight and didn't know what to say, so I told her I will call her back

Sure she might have noticed my type. Lol

Guys I need your help on what to tell her on phone....

When next you call her, ask her if it was her mum that gave birth to her.

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MhizzAJ:
Good evening "Uncle pin mouth charger"!!!

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soberdrunk:
Good evening "Aunty Kanji dam"!!!

victorakpabome:
Kainji Dam. Sleeping with these ones will be like using a bucket to drain a lake

mikeujoel:
Are you saying their pussy is as wide as an expressway?

soberdrunk:
Isn't it too early in the year to be playing with "unwanted pregnancy"

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Girlfriend, Yes.......Wife, Not sure

Gossiplover:
How do we know she is telling the truth.. Why will a sane lady come online to say a man's joystick is small If it's not just to insult him.

It is clear that she wants to TARNISH HIS IMAGE... Maybe he dumped her or they had an issue over payment.

I hope this not make FP before the man will come online to right his own epistle...

Lalasticlala all this image tarnishing posts is not worthy of Nairaland.

Why u d take am personal?
Is your dick looking like "Dot"

Are you sure you are not the man she's talking about?

Lame and poor reply from a man who hides the truth and indirectly attempting to impress Nigerian base women.

If she needs a husband, she don't mind proposing to any man, Nigerians should stop hating the truth, but stand the truth.

The truth remains that "Independent wise", American base women are much better than Nigerian women.

Period!

splendid22:
I encourage people to use intimacy gadgets cause it makes us discover our body, all our pleasure areas and our center of gravity. It should also be used when you’re Hot and your partner isn’t available. So there is no difference between a intimacy gadget and a sex doll. Personally I believe a sex doll is not a threat but a welcome option when the real deal is not available or accessible. Some people have their fetish and a sex doll might be it.

“If their husbands like the sex doll and cannot afford it, they better encourage him to buy it, so he’ll be home more. A sex doll can’t get pregnant or give infection. You all can take a break from all the side chicks. In fact if you think your man likes it, buy it for him”.

Much sense!

Coming from a lady who knows her worth as a woman in the society and to her man.


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MhizzAJ:
That isn't what i do

Fvvck!!!

MhizzAJ:
I would have explained but i'm too tired to type

Alright.

You have to be specific with the level and gravity of poor you mean before one aboki will slide into your DM.

Romantic marriage proposal is a scam to love, marriage and humanity.

MhizzAJ:
You guys can't take care of a woman properly. Always nagging before doing anything..The married ones have been in the game so they know the right buttons to press

What kind of care do you mean ma'am.

Teach me

Independent wise, she's right.

But, loyalty wise, I disagree with her.


You can get a good wife from any part of the world.

Mr wise!

Since you are wise and not an idiot, why don't you marry your girlfriend as soon as possible and make her your own.

rebirthforgoody:
RIp kei

Yea, you care for explanation?

dyadeleye:
incase you cant explore google or a dictionary
Fisting, handballing, fist-fucking, brachiovaginal, or brachioproctic insertion is a sexual activity that involves inserting a hand into the vagina or rectum.


happy sunday Bruh

There's a thin line between "Love making" and "Normal sex"

kimbraa:
Well, that's an entirely different ball game to what we're talking about.

Different?

I'll rest the case, if you say so.

Luxuryconsult:
lol.. You won't pick offence buh mob would pick it on/in your behalf.

kimbraa:
If you call me a thief in public, and I've never stolen which is considered slander you'll definitely prove to me what made me a thief there and then.

That means you picked offense, hence prompting you ask for the prove of what made you a thief from the slanderer.

Don't you think so?