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Wow!

Guy, how did you sort out your trouble?

Decryptor: Trouble is when you take a girl out with 3k and after eating in the restaurant, the waiter says your bill is N3,850

So wrong we don't want anyone of them as CBN Governor again.

noblezone: So wrong that I want Soludo back.

It's a bad policy anyday, anytime, they need to re-think about it and it's not welcome at all.

Imagine if you buy gala 50naira in hold-up and you mistakenly give the seller 5,000naira note instead of collecting your change first and he bolt away with your 'SALARY', chei

Seriously, who is going to pretest on behalf of the masses, because the policy only affect the low-income earners and middle class people.

nusdog: It seems people are not welcoming this 5000 bucks note of a thing. Why not call for its stop? must it be forced on us? Cant people protest?

I dey tell you, rofo-rofo fight go happen between conductor and passengers, no be small thing o!

ayobase: Believe me, one is gonna summon on the MOPOL for rampage.....LOL!

You told me your experience there when you came back, have you forgotten?
[quote author=Stella_Bella]Hmmmmmm
I am fearing oh.
How u take know say na only harry porters dey land there.[/quote]

I can't still come to term with the yet to be introduced #5,000 note, God save your soul when you misplace one or two note(s).

Lately, a lot has been going on in my mind, imagine yourself being a factory worker and your take home is, say #5,000 and you misplace it.

What will be your fate and what will you do?

AZERBIJAN kini?

Aircraft no dey land for that place o, unless Witchcraft.
[quote author=Stella_Bella]Na Dont8 stori be this when him go study ZOOLOGY for AZERBIJAN enroute TURKEY.
Remember say the whole village hire bus come sing goodbye na.
Why u dey pretend. [/quote]

Gbam!

That Nigerian man must be from Stella's village.

He has to inform the village head and prayer offered for his going and coming (don't think he'll be happy about the clause 'coming').

He must greet everyone on his way to airport and inform them of his departure, even when not asked.

Because of him, the management will have a rethink and put NO PREACHING ON BOARD THANK YOU.

ayobase: That Nigerian must actually be from the village.....I meant a VILLAGE!
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Laughing at his family (extended I gez), ghana must go and eyeing of Visa.
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U no gree for me abi?
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This ur Naeto C's styles-10/10 these days....hanging arnd for the next...it must reach 10, this is NO 2!
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Swthrt, promise me sey u no go add blokous matter!

For your info, we're back together.
[quote author=Stella_Bella]I hear u bros.
No be me divorce u [/quote]

Whe you're in Germany, Austria, Netherland, be mindful of salutation you make, you can get jailed if you make Nazi salute.

fubbyy: The thread make sense but the subject doesn't , you said things you can't do outside nigeria but you forgot that ghana,togo,senegal,cameroon are outside naija, beside all the western countries doesn't share a common law, so when you comment, just specify the country its applicable to not just telling us things you can't do outside naija, there's no country named outside naija

I need a comment on what I can't do in germany cause that's my target after this yeye nysc, pls help

What of using a popular product to generalize other products:
GENERIC NAME (PARACETAMOL) - For all headache tablets in the market.

INDOMIE - Anything Noodle

GALA - All sachet snacks.

OMO - All category of detergent.

CLOSEUP - Everything and anything toothpaste.

Naija no dey carry last, we too much

Why should I behave like Romans, when I've not been to Rome?
[quote author=Stella_Bella]Thank u better person
My first job at one office,
I swear, the manager bought me a small board and maker for communication.
And a lot of videos with closed caption.
They hate nija accent.
I kept my nija accent for nija and modified accent for work
Hey when u r in ROME, BEHAVE LIKE THE ROMANS.[/quote]

Backpage until she yan§h Seun.

ayobase: Make I no talk wetin dey my mind so as not to derail my swthrt's
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Thumbs Up Lovey!
Ose!
Front page all d way!

You're right my sis, parental pressure atimes can cause this unfortunate incident. Only God knows what their parents must have threatened them with if they dont pass the exam, RIP.

chaircover: This is so sad.

My son is picking up his GCSE results today. He has very high hopes on what his result will be but and my husband and I still called him this morning and told him that whatever his results are, he is still our son, we love him and there are always other options even if he doesn't get what he expected.

At the end of the day, these are kids and are still learning the ups and downs that life throws at us and as parents we need to be there for them until they are old enough & mature enough to be able to deal with these knocks.

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Oh! I forgot.

Though, you can do better.

ijebabe: We wanted it private

And to think you didn't post ours, smh in disbelief.

God have mercy on your soul when you loose one note!

Hope you're not talking to me o.
I'm beginning to be afraid of 8 myself, so as not to be arrained for attaching 8 to my name.

On a serious note, how did they determined if they took the said drink or did they conduct a test on them?

masterpiecer: lwkmd, i guess someone is replacing 8 wit hate

I tell you guy, I would have e-wed Stella tey-tey after my divorce.

Yahoo1: eh?....lol you know say if that kind thing fit work,we won't have all this bashing on NL.

Ask permission from Ije for what? Mehn, I call the shot.

And google goofed again and again, how can that beauty of a city be in hell? AJC is beside New Jersey, ask yahoo1.

[quote author=Stella_Bella]Let me go and ask permission from ije
lol
Atlas jersery wetin??
Google say na street for hellfire [/quote]

Hope it's not a curse as usual.

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