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 Travel › Re: Canada And Australia Visa Lottery Scam!!! by dontap: 10:41am On Aug 16, 2012 |
Just-ME:when u win the plane park it in the hanger you use for your clothes, then buy tiger head battery to power the plane.they are telling you nigeria media are conniving with these fraudulent companies you dey yarn $h!t.no b only plane dey go give you titanic ship make u sail go canada or Australia MUGUPARK! 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: A Letter To My Son's Teacher by dontap: 2:10pm On Aug 15, 2012 |
*yawns*when govt no fit pay minimum wage to teachers,when private school teachers with expo thier student no dey fit pass waec na who go teach them?*singing omawumi* na who i go ask. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Common Nairaland Words For New Members by dontap: 2:10pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
winlvf: @OP I joined Nairaland last month but i have been following the topics and comments...Please how do i quote someone's comment in a box incase i want to reply? I guess you understand what i mean. Thanks.click on quote under your post,edit and submit.me i like ur smile o! |
| Politics › Re: A.I.T And N.T.A What Is The Difference? by dontap: 11:34am On Aug 14, 2012 |
Hmm come to benin and watch E B S and ITV(good quality pics though) dey no dey finish 4 native doctor advert but 4 AIT de try in terms of sport(champions league). |
| Nairaland General › Re: Common Nairaland Words For New Members by dontap: 9:55am On Aug 14, 2012 |
CLOUD9/heavenliness(when toto too sweet)E.R.E.C.T.I.O.N(attention),Unclad(unclad),P.U.C. C.Y(kitty),P.O.R.N(indecency) Poo(poo) always on frontpage MUKINA aka mukinapage. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by dontap: 9:16pm On Aug 13, 2012 |
When wil girls stop wearing brazilian hair or any attachment.when wil girls stop nakin dia hair and pretend its headache,when wil girls stop datin married men, when wil girls stop barbin and painting dia eyebrow, when wil thin girls stop wearing jeanstring, when wil girls stop demanding 4 blackberry b4 sex, when wil girls start dating young guys with bright future.when wil 2go girls stop askin 4 recharge card. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: My Husband Flirts With My Friends And Have Them As Contacts On BBM by dontap: 11:27am On Aug 13, 2012 |
190-the-clown:. Yes oh! I wil do the same thing to all these girls when i get married because when they were young guys find it difficult to date them even when they are in relationship with you they go after richer guys or married men. Make de no vex life na turn by turn,BOYS ARE NOT SMILLING. |
| Jokes Etc › Dream Church by dontap(op): 10:31pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
A pastor was preaching during the sunday service, then he announced gaily to the congretion "please google the world "tehila" on your blackberries and android devices, while i read todays message from my ipad, for church members who where not at thursday service kindly watch it on youtube or tubidy or download the mp3 version of my sermon on 4shared.com. Also, our home cell groups would be conducted on our facebook group while my meeting with youth would be held via skype on tuesday. Please tune in. Moving on, he said "members who want counselling can follow any of our pastor on twitter. While members who want to have private conversation with me can see me after the service and take my blackberry pin, interested member should, please register early online for this year's pilgrimage. When it was time for offering the pastor said, let's move towards the atm and tellers with laptops to give our offering with atm cards and master card. Ok AM JUST SHARING. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laf pattern by dontap(op): 8:57pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
A man goes 4 a job interview. Boss : name please. man : Abdul. Boss : sex. man : yes 3 to 5 times a week. Boss : no! i mean male or female. man : both male and female, sometimes with a camel. Boss : holy cow. Man : yes i did one time with a cow. Boss : that's hostile. Man : horsestyle, dogstyle anystyle! Boss : no dear. Man : deer run too fast |
| Jokes Etc › Laf pattern by dontap(op): 5:29pm On Aug 11, 2012*. Modified: 8:31pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
A prof was travelen by a boat, he asked the sailor, do you know biology? Physiology? Morphology? Zoology? Ecology?or criminology? The sailor said Nooo to all the que the prof said," what the hell do you know on earth? You will die of illitracy. "After a while the boat started sinking, so the sailor asked the prof, do you know swimminology and escapology from sharkology? The prof said Nooo the sailor reply "well sharkology and crocodilogy will eat your assology and bodyology and you will dielogy of your mouthology. PLEASE IF YOU HAVE SEEN IT BEFORE JUST PASS BY OK. am still lmao |
| Sports › Re: London 2012: 7 Cameroonian Athletes Abscond by dontap: 10:50am On Aug 08, 2012 |
Cornel88: And the search for greener pastures continue. What glitters is not gold, we all know. But in the eyes of this despirate Cameroonians, London is gold. Lol. WE ARE AFRICAN! WE ARE AFRICAN! WE ARE AFRICANS! AFRICANS! AWOOOF! |
| TV/Movies › Re: 'last Flight To Abuja' Rated '4' In The Uk Cinemas by dontap: 5:48pm On Aug 06, 2012 |
Rated 4th in the uk, in real sense no medal for nollywood not even bronze. They beter start acting sex explicit movies like spatacus trust me they will make more than that piece of dollar(150,000) they call money. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Hillary Clinton Warns African Leaders About Co-operating With China. by dontap: 7:56am On Aug 05, 2012 |
I think because africa leaders are corrupt that is why they are working with the chinkos, 98% of fake goods coming to Nigeria are from the chinese and working with the US will streghten our democracy which africa leaders are not buying at all so they go the other way round. |
| Sports › Re: London Olympics Tennis Final : Serena Willams Vs Sharapova by dontap: 5:02pm On Aug 04, 2012 |
I dey use bluetooth Bleep that yanch for house that why the skirt dey open. |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria Olympic Thread...to Be Updated Regularly by dontap: 10:26pm On Aug 02, 2012 |
Ileke-IdI:.because of the cold they are fucking thier coleagues. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Which Section(s) Do You Enjoy Most In Nairaland? by dontap: 3:50pm On Aug 02, 2012*. Modified: 4:26pm On Aug 02, 2012 |
Kai si pretenders! sexuality all the way, no dull moment,with celebrities like pornodude,burntofuck,yeye4life,ijebabe,buragidi,kayjemay,foxybone the list is endless with the best mod in nairaland sexSKILLS(sexkills). Join us and your kongi problem will be over and please be warn polygamy is ALLOWED. |
| Travel › Re: Important Advice To Students Coming To The UK by dontap: 4:17pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
What about carrying huge cash like converting your millions which is naira to pounds. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Baby Ini Edo by dontap: 3:55pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
Gen2jaynee: Wats up wit dis ASHEWO mentallity....How many of una don sex Ini b4......besides na ashewo guys like una de Bleep ashewos...so 2 hell wit all of yaaaa... Bitches..... Abeg she z cute @2.mumu ode, peeps like are the one fuccking babies cute my foot. |
| Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Baby Ini Edo by dontap: 3:19pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
Okija_juju: Small ashawo!.tight toto but right now my big head fit enter. 2 Likes |
| Travel › Re: Why Is UK So Expensive??? by dontap: 12:54pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
Kai! Suffer wan kill una for yanky.una better think of coming home and stop comparing the cost of living abroad. Well i pity una. |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia : Basketball Olympics 2012: 60 - 56 On 29th July 2012 by dontap: 10:55am On Jul 29, 2012 |
fredoooooo: UP NIGERIA .......THANKS BOYS.i think they deserve it comining into this tournament as underdogs. moreover there is room for improvement in the area of three point throw and tactical attacks, their defence was good forcing the tunisians to opt for three pointers. Good game i will say up tigers. |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia : Basketball Olympics 2012: 60 - 56 On 29th July 2012 by dontap: 10:26am On Jul 29, 2012 |
toba: Naija lost the 3rd quarter but still leading by 14points.how many quarters do we have in basketball game? |
