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JeffreyJamez:
Seriously?!!

Yes...Seriously!

Oh, pubes. Some people love them, some people hate them — and some people really couldn’t care less. We all want to pretend like we’re all neutral about each other’s pubes, let’s be honest: You have a pube hairstyle that speaks to you. Whether you’re pro-pube or wouldn’t step outside your house without feeling the wind on your clitoris, there’s a reason you’re rocking that pussy coif.

So what does your choice of pubic grooming say about you? Is there a fundamental difference between a woman who’s looking more bush than forest and one who vajazzles? What’s your va9ina proudly proclaiming?

So, yeah, my sister has always had some strong opinions about pubic preferences — and she’s not afraid to share them.

1. Full Bush
How I explained it:
No grooming, all natural. Letting Mother Nature grow her jungle.

Sister says:
“These are young women who identify as ardent feminists. Their general way of approaching beauty things is a completely natural look. Their personality would probably be pretty straightforward. Opinionated.”

2. Neatly Trimmed
How I explained it:
Just keeping it short, no shapes or anything.

Sister says:
“I’d say it’s somebody who is interested in looking pretty. She wants to appear attractive, pretty, and well groomed. She’s probably a young professional.”

3. Full Bush Brazilian
How I explained it:
It’s a reverse kitten mullet! Totally waxed around your bikini line, taint, and butt but keeping a full bush up front.

Sister says:
“So there’s hair just on your mons? Like… Almost like a polka dot?”
Yes, sis. Like a big, hairy polka dot.
“I would say that’s somebody that has too much time on her hands.”

4. Brazilian
How I explained it:
No hair at all, even in your butt area. 100% bald down there.

Sister says:

“I don’t know about personality but I would say that’s someone who’s not a feminist and doesn’t understand that she’s making herself look like a little girl. She’s playing into a fantasy. Or, maybe she does understand it and that’s okay with her, but I feel a little judgmental about that one. I feel that not accepting that your body changes when you become a woman and trying to erase those things is detrimental.”
“I think that’s someone who could easily be overwhelmed in a relationship. She might appear to know what she’s doing but is actually pretty insecure.”

5. Landing Strip
How I explained it:
Just a strip of hair down the front.

Sister says:
“Having to point out where the entry is seems a little odd to me.”

6. Vajazzle
How I explained it:
Shaving off the pubes and gluing rhinestones to your mons.
Sister says:
“Back in the hippie days, we just put a little glitter and we left the pubes where they were.”
Oh my God. Can you imagine how long it would take to get glitter out of your pubes?
“Wouldn’t that sort of get in the way when you tried to have sex? Like, the rhinestones are stuck to them? I think that almost sound sadistic, like you’re trying to cut somebody up there.”

Oya! start to dey share ya comments ooo...

Goldienana:
U no serious. Lol what would dey need my pants for?

You think those fulanis by the street wont appreciate
a dozen of it?

Now tell me....
Does size matters?

bmos:
Go ask your Mamaa

Some stupid fellows! How has that got to do with MAMA

Goldienana:
My dear it depends. I hv a big bag of PATA, smile. I change each time I bath. And same with my baby. I like buying it.

Big Bag

When the world needs charity!

sladimeji:
ur mate don get grandkid

Grand kid kwa

The sex aint gonna pay me... The phone can!

I used it nd am not married!

Oya! kill ya sef

I used it nd am not married!

Oya! kill ya sef

[quote author=nicerichard05 post=40638483]Bros was it not better I knew than for me to enter an unknow place?

Beside 95% guys will confirm either by touching and feeln d spot or by seeing it wen a lady dey wanna spank for the first time says such. Lols [quote]I repeat ...some things are better left unknown...
If it had been your wife, would you have stopped spanking her?

Adaure4ever:
aww. You deserve a well prepared Egusi soup for this comment.
what a reply. Tho what the lady did was unhygenic.

OYA! bring the well prepared Egusi soup now
Make sure YELLOW EBA follows with a chill plastic COCACOLA!

nicerichard05:
Who told u she was my gf? I jst wanted to Haulage jor. Nothing serious and for the first, I need to knw if she was telln the truth

Whatever... Your GF or not. If you can do it to a side chick, you can do it to anybody.
Some things are just better left unknown!

...I stylishly followed her and peeped through the key hole of the bathroom door
Wah type of a man will ever sneak or peep at his GF/Wife?
Grow up bro! SHe needs some privacy too1

Pheals:
d lie sweet abi Bro? Well I have 64panties

WTF!
Another lie again!
Those wey get 24 sef dey confused!
When you go dey repeat the dirty one!

Temysteve:
LMFAO, so wat ar u insinuating?

am insinuating is... either there is no PATA
or she is LIEING!

Lie or not...it got me doing nothing

FACT: Women's breast are never equal. The one on the left tends to be smaller
than that of right cos of the heart position and depending on the hand used too.

Mind you, anything 2 are not always equal. Starting from...
Your Arms
Toes
Eyeballs
Ears

Even your TESTACLES
Now that you refused to suck the shii u mentioned,
I guess ladies should start checking for the originality
and equal sizeness of balls b4 sucking em!

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1. We compliment without interest. Mind you, I compliment older female folks too.
provided she is good looking.
2. No, good looking is better.



But my point is, if you aint sexy, whats there to compliment?

Emypresh:
I just walked out of a rltnshp....Reason been dat all of a sudden i lost d feelings i had for her. I wudnt wanna apportion blame, she loved me and i loved her too bt then the constant misunderstanding we had soiled everything. My broda, it is better to hv a broken rltnshp dan to hv a broken marriage.... For the worst thing dat can happen to any man is marrying d wrong woman. So, it is better u open up and tell her the truth dan pretend u still luv her wen u rily dnt.
Bless u.

Well I think you guys didnt know how to manage disagreement.
If only we will learn that we are different. Although, there are some ladies
that can be frustrating attimes... but living to understand them should be
our top priority.

I imagine...what if the next lady you will meet will be a replica or worst
replica of your ex?

vizkiz:
oh, I was busy sucking boobs while reading sorry

vizkiz:
forsaking a cheating partner.. Is that genuine enough?

Read to understand before you comment...
ITs about: you don't need a genuine reason b4 breaking up!

Referring to the topic, NO! I guess not, As a user said, "having no reason to stay is enough reason to leave". I know there has been a time when we question our believe and trust of our partner. Perhaps, everything was even smooth but this nugget of 'I don't think this is right' kept hitting you and you get confused.

Wanting out in a relationship shouldn't bring quarrel I guess, but there is a level to which the victim in such circumstance can be understanding.

Now my question is: Have you ever felt breakup guilt? How many of you were involved in a breakup when nothing was specifically wrong with the relationship?

#timeToGetSerious

http://datingyouths..com.ng/2015/12/you-dont-need-reason-to-end-relationship.html

Pheals:
if U ask me na who I go ask

Ask the guy wey dey buy am na

mizquote:
when ur mother in law to be knows ur Nairaland monicker.

That inlaw must have been a "NL MOD"

If he's not gonna marry you, he's not gonna marry you.
Even if he introduces you to his pastor!

Pheals:
no excuse every 6hours

How many PATA did you have when you change
it 4tyms a day?

Now we say politicians are the biggest lier