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RomanceRe: How Often Should Girls Change Their Panties? by donTbone(m): 10:19am On Dec 02, 2015
See counter thread! grin grin grin grin
RomanceWhats Your Definition Of "Wahala" (trouble)? by donTbone(op): 10:08am On Dec 02, 2015
1 when the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic – You go apologise tire. grin

2 When you tell your friend “your mama!!!” and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you – Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap. shocked

3 When Mosquito lands on your father’s bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands – You must provide d proof ohh, or else…: grin grin grin

4 When Patience Ebele is ur English Teacher before WAEC – Na A1 u go get, no worry. wink

5 When you update “salary things” on facebook and your landlord comments “on point””””” – U go travel go villa by force. cheesy

6 When you’re in a bus and you throw away#500 note instead of gala wrapper. – O’boy, E don red be dat! embarassed cry

7 When ur dad works at PHCN and they takelight and you shout God punish PHCN……and he’s there with u – Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees. grin

8 When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey sing "This world is not my own" – Better make u alight sharply cheesy

9 when you finish eating in an eatery and u find out ur wallet fell out in a taxi – Start to prepare ur grammar

10 When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass – O’boy, just stop beg am.When u give beggar #1000 note instead of#50 – Generosity go change mind

11 When soldier release you after serious beating, you come rush enter bike insult their Mama, Okada no gree Start again – Ur own don red be that “ grin

Keep it rolling… Drop your own definition of “Wahala”
RomanceRe: Question Of The Day: How Often Should A Guy Change His Boxers? by donTbone(m): 9:45am On Dec 02, 2015
Anything bad in not changing it at all?
huh huh huh
RomanceRe: Register Your Boy/girl Friend. by donTbone(m): 8:48am On Dec 02, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Heheheheheheheh

Laaro Wednesday faaaaa!

People go faint that day ooooo!

I con imagine say all the name you dey
enter dey give... DENIED
grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong To Compliment Ur Bae's Friend In Front Of Of Her by donTbone(m): 8:41am On Dec 02, 2015
NO!

But the manner of compliment matters.
You know wahAm sayin! wink
RomanceRe: Im 17yrs,she Is 14yrs by donTbone(m): 10:45pm On Dec 01, 2015
Now, this is a confirmation that 'end time' is near...
RomanceRe: Ladies, The Smarter You Are, The More Likely You Are To Be Single? by donTbone(m): 4:59pm On Dec 01, 2015
mployer:
Only fools fall in love undecided


....unfortunately I do.
Conclusion: You are a fool! grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Ladies, The Smarter You Are, The More Likely You Are To Be Single? by donTbone(m): 4:57pm On Dec 01, 2015
Then you blame your unborn kids DULLNESS on their mother abi?
angry
RomanceRe: What Your Sleeping Position Says About You. by donTbone(op): 4:39pm On Dec 01, 2015
TheAziz:
because that's how i love it
Oh OH! I see... Hope you will be ready to change when
you get married!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Single? Lets Mingle by donTbone(m): 2:04pm On Dec 01, 2015
idris4eva:
Who go come hook me up now.......
ME
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Would You Change Your Religion For Love? by donTbone(op): 1:54pm On Dec 01, 2015
achorladey:
@ donTbone that is it. To avoid future imbalance and a situation whereby small difference will bring animosity that will be blamed on religious barrier or beliefs
I wonder oooo
The thought of religious conflict even scares me away from such angry
RomanceRe: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(op): 1:37pm On Dec 01, 2015
firstking01:
him wan sign for man u, dats y he's retiring. Btw, u sabi runhuh
I sabi run oooooo

sabi run pass xmas fowl sef cheesy
RomanceRe: He Wants To Marry Me, But I Have No Feelings For Him. by donTbone(m): 1:06pm On Dec 01, 2015
undecided
RomanceRe: Would You Change Your Religion For Love? by donTbone(op): 1:05pm On Dec 01, 2015
achorladey:
So I concur will two work together without an agreement? Amos 3:3
Maybe if the unequally yoke know, they might change embarassed
RomanceRe: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(op): 12:47pm On Dec 01, 2015
bigt2:
have you tried running for your life?
Hunhun! can you take me on that? cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Always Have Porn In Their Phones. by donTbone(m): 12:04pm On Dec 01, 2015
mizquote:
I was curious.
You wouldn't be..if you haven't been
watching! lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Always Have Porn In Their Phones. by donTbone(m): 12:01pm On Dec 01, 2015
undecided undecided undecided undecided
How did you know they have porn on their
phones if you weren't interested in it?
RomanceRe: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(op): 11:49am On Dec 01, 2015
WeedSeller:
U should google bout him.Usain wasint a sprinter before sef,He was into football,his football team coach noticed he could run well on d field..He then advised em to try his luck in 'sprintin'..Usain bolt trained on sharp stones ground with bare legs when e was stil young..#

Before U lift 1st nd 2nd step,usain bolt legs would already ben touching ground gently for 3rd step..#
Well...am a dancer too, and my coach studied am a fast dancer.
So he suggested I try running! angry
RomanceWhat is Your Love Language??? by donTbone(op):
In as much as we are all rational being, we all have differences, which should be used for the betterment of human nature, not to envy or destroy the nature. Ranging from gifts to sweet words, hugs and the likes, serving some other people is enough to make them love you.

Knowing our love language, not only helps to understand who we are but to bring understanding of who our partner is to us. Below are 5 highlighted love languages to look out for in anyone we come in contact with, be it a friend or crush.

1. PHYSICAL TOUCH: diversity in choices is what makes the world go round. Touching some people irritates them as much as it gives the feeling of comfort and romance to some others. Hugging, simple kissing, holding of hands, e.t.c is enough statement to bring some closer to you. Mind you, to satisfy the other party showing all this, there is a need to give his/her love language too. A little work is just required to know what the person really wants.

2. QUALITY TIME: spending 8 of 24 hours with someone sounds crazy, right? but I think its worth it. Gisting, chatting, laughing, giggling or even just staring at each other in silence makes it feel like they've been communicating for long. Do you wonder why some ladies/guys insist they speak over the phone 10times a day? Don't blame it on them, its just their nature.

3. WORD OF AFFIRMATION: all ye text message demander, here is your class. Yes, this is the language you can ever understand. Some do believe strongly in the saying that "if you love me, don't just show me, tell me." Am a strong believer in this too, that's just who I am. Have you checked through a phone and read the message section just to see different messages from a single name? That alone will tell you who you are dealing with.

4. GIFTS: as funny as it sounds, many ladies fall into this category. Apart from them gold diggers, some ladies, no matter how small the gift, gets attracted to you. Mind you, its advisable to reciprocate for the sake of balance in the relationship. She might not thank you for the touch, words or time. But little gift of cards, pictures, flowers can go a long way.

5. ACT OF SERVICE: many guys have found themselves in the friendzone while in service of opposite sex hoping its gonna bring the attraction. Many of us even go beyond our power to see that we satisfy some ladies. As some sharp ladies do, since that's not their language, they start taking advantage of such men. Nonetheless, many still appreciates this act of love more than the previously listed. That is just who they are, your fleet of cars, accessories and luxury doesn't really count much to them until you serve them.

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RomanceRe: Would You Change Your Religion For Love? by donTbone(op): 11:21am On Dec 01, 2015
dhabeautyjas:
Are you not alive now? lol grin grin grin grin grin grin wink wink wink wink
I mean closer people to me...
To actually study their way of life angry

Just to learn more!
RomanceRe: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(op): 11:19am On Dec 01, 2015
benedictnsi:
Just smoke sambisa weed....... It works for boko harram, so your case won't be different tongue
NA u go follow me go den... More than 1smoker makes it fun! wink tongue
RomanceRe: Would You Change Your Religion For Love? by donTbone(op): 11:18am On Dec 01, 2015
missKiffy:
won sha de ti gbe si frontpage undecided
Dnt u think it call for celebration?
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(op): 9:36am On Dec 01, 2015
jonaifame22:
By running mad

RomanceRe: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(op): 9:35am On Dec 01, 2015
[quote author=Tallesty1 post=40571366][/quote]#givesapunchinhisface
RomanceRe: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(op): 9:35am On Dec 01, 2015
benedictnsi:
I d tell you something Weh Usain Bolt himself d drink...... Oya na, smoke weed cool
Weedhuh
Dry or wet one? tongue cheesy
RomanceRe: Would You Change Your Religion For Love? by donTbone(op): 9:34am On Dec 01, 2015
simpleseyi:
On a unanimous forum like this, the truth and nothing but the truth wont cost me anything. If you cannot say the truth on a unanimous forum then you can never say the truth anywhere.

Marriage as an institution has been existing before religion, so religion should not define marriage, if at all any one of the two should define the other, then marriage should define religion and not religion defining marriage. I am Muslim today, but we all know that I may become a Christian tomorrow, afterall many Muslims have converted. If I reject love for the sake of religion, what happens when I convert to the religion I once rejected.
Hmmmmmmmm...ok then
RomanceRe: Would You Change Your Religion For Love? by donTbone(op): 9:33am On Dec 01, 2015
dhabeautyjas:
personally, i allow my kids follow their father to church, though they had both islamic naming and baptism, this is to make their path easy later in life should they decide to do either.
Hmmmmmmm... ok
Wish I live and see people with such lives
RomanceRe: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(op): 9:18am On Dec 01, 2015
MzPecs:
Have I said something wrong? angry
Nop!
A better advice to win would have been nice thou sad

Who knows you might be the one to get the flowers from me
at the end! grin
RomanceRe: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(op): 9:18am On Dec 01, 2015
benedictnsi:
grin yes and 1 bottle of groundnut oil to lubricate your tissues and ligaments.......
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Weyrey re oooo!

You are a big example of End Time fellow
Common...Gerrarahia tongue
RomanceRe: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(op): 9:16am On Dec 01, 2015
MzPecs:
Keep practising cool
Cant you just be nice and be of help? embarassed
RomanceRe: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(op): 9:15am On Dec 01, 2015
ritzybaby:
You're practising so that you can dodge



END TIME abi?



Badt poysmiley
hehehehehehehe
grin grin grin grin grin


End time cant be dodged.
Even them end timers go find you!
CultureRe: 6 Lovely Indigenous Nigerian Wedding Attires And Bridal Looks (photos) by donTbone(m): 9:11am On Dec 01, 2015
JAZES:
If you ask me i think the 6 tribes highlighted above are all unique in their own ways.
In terms of colours, i give it to the efik and the kalabaris. Their bride are always colorful
In terms of beads and other accessories, the edos have it.
When it comes to glamour and show off, you can give it to the yorubas and the igbos
When it comes to simplicity and beauty, abeg na the notherners get am any day any time. Their brides dress in a very simple form yet beautiful and mind you when i say simplicity am not talking about the amount of the dress o. The bride dress can be worth 500k but yet look very simple, i know this because i stay in an hausa community though am from Ogun state and i see them do their wedding every day.
Above all no tribe is better than the other because in diversity lies our strength.
Sure... just proud of my tribe and culture.
#thatsall undecided

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