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1 when the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic – You go apologise tire. ![]() 2 When you tell your friend “your mama!!!” and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you – Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap. 3 When Mosquito lands on your father’s bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands – You must provide d proof ohh, or else…: ![]() 4 When Patience Ebele is ur English Teacher before WAEC – Na A1 u go get, no worry. ![]() 5 When you update “salary things” on facebook and your landlord comments “on point””””” – U go travel go villa by force. ![]() 6 When you’re in a bus and you throw away#500 note instead of gala wrapper. – O’boy, E don red be dat! cry7 When ur dad works at PHCN and they takelight and you shout God punish PHCN……and he’s there with u – Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees. ![]() 8 When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey sing "This world is not my own" – Better make u alight sharply ![]() 9 when you finish eating in an eatery and u find out ur wallet fell out in a taxi – Start to prepare ur grammar 10 When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass – O’boy, just stop beg am.When u give beggar #1000 note instead of#50 – Generosity go change mind 11 When soldier release you after serious beating, you come rush enter bike insult their Mama, Okada no gree Start again – Ur own don red be that “ ![]() Keep it rolling… Drop your own definition of “Wahala” |
Anything bad in not changing it at all? ![]() |
![]() Heheheheheheheh Laaro Wednesday faaaaa! People go faint that day ooooo! I con imagine say all the name you dey enter dey give... DENIED ![]() |
NO! But the manner of compliment matters. You know wahAm sayin! ![]() |
Now, this is a confirmation that 'end time' is near... |
Then you blame your unborn kids DULLNESS on their mother abi? ![]() |
TheAziz:Oh OH! I see... Hope you will be ready to change when you get married! |
achorladey:I wonder oooo The thought of religious conflict even scares me away from such ![]() |
firstking01:I sabi run oooooo sabi run pass xmas fowl sef ![]() |
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achorladey:Maybe if the unequally yoke know, they might change ![]() |
bigt2:Hunhun! can you take me on that? ![]() |
![]() How did you know they have porn on their phones if you weren't interested in it? |
WeedSeller:Well...am a dancer too, and my coach studied am a fast dancer. So he suggested I try running! ![]() |
In as much as we are all rational being, we all have differences, which should be used for the betterment of human nature, not to envy or destroy the nature. Ranging from gifts to sweet words, hugs and the likes, serving some other people is enough to make them love you. Knowing our love language, not only helps to understand who we are but to bring understanding of who our partner is to us. Below are 5 highlighted love languages to look out for in anyone we come in contact with, be it a friend or crush. 1. PHYSICAL TOUCH: diversity in choices is what makes the world go round. Touching some people irritates them as much as it gives the feeling of comfort and romance to some others. Hugging, simple kissing, holding of hands, e.t.c is enough statement to bring some closer to you. Mind you, to satisfy the other party showing all this, there is a need to give his/her love language too. A little work is just required to know what the person really wants. 2. QUALITY TIME: spending 8 of 24 hours with someone sounds crazy, right? but I think its worth it. Gisting, chatting, laughing, giggling or even just staring at each other in silence makes it feel like they've been communicating for long. Do you wonder why some ladies/guys insist they speak over the phone 10times a day? Don't blame it on them, its just their nature. 3. WORD OF AFFIRMATION: all ye text message demander, here is your class. Yes, this is the language you can ever understand. Some do believe strongly in the saying that "if you love me, don't just show me, tell me." Am a strong believer in this too, that's just who I am. Have you checked through a phone and read the message section just to see different messages from a single name? That alone will tell you who you are dealing with. 4. GIFTS: as funny as it sounds, many ladies fall into this category. Apart from them gold diggers, some ladies, no matter how small the gift, gets attracted to you. Mind you, its advisable to reciprocate for the sake of balance in the relationship. She might not thank you for the touch, words or time. But little gift of cards, pictures, flowers can go a long way. 5. ACT OF SERVICE: many guys have found themselves in the friendzone while in service of opposite sex hoping its gonna bring the attraction. Many of us even go beyond our power to see that we satisfy some ladies. As some sharp ladies do, since that's not their language, they start taking advantage of such men. Nonetheless, many still appreciates this act of love more than the previously listed. That is just who they are, your fleet of cars, accessories and luxury doesn't really count much to them until you serve them. You can read more posts here: http://datingyouths..com.ng/
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dhabeautyjas:I mean closer people to me... To actually study their way of life ![]() Just to learn more! |
benedictnsi:NA u go follow me go den... More than 1smoker makes it fun! ![]() |
jonaifame22:
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[quote author=Tallesty1 post=40571366][/quote]#givesapunchinhisface |
benedictnsi:Weed ![]() Dry or wet one? ![]() |
simpleseyi:Hmmmmmmmm...ok then |
dhabeautyjas:Hmmmmmmm... ok Wish I live and see people with such lives |
MzPecs:Nop! A better advice to win would have been nice thou ![]() Who knows you might be the one to get the flowers from me at the end! ![]() |
benedictnsi: Weyrey re oooo! You are a big example of End Time fellow Common...Gerrarahia ![]() |
MzPecs:Cant you just be nice and be of help? ![]() |
ritzybaby:hehehehehehehe ![]() End time cant be dodged. Even them end timers go find you! |
JAZES:Sure... just proud of my tribe and culture. #thatsall ![]() |
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