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11. Do mot urinate where u are supposed to poo-poo

Selebobo on da beat!

Same people

Clerverly:
Yeye Woman!

Far better than dat bit.ch dat vomitted u.

Osahon7:
didn't get ? Mouth or body as in?

Odour

youngberry001:
prison

Thank u sir 4 the correction.



Na d thing wey Normadic Education dey cause.

Anybody CAUGHT should be remanded in peison prison custody till further notice

I dont know anything about LOVE, na only INTEREST I know very well.

But I can say anything to get what I have interest on.

DrSage:
I watched it some hours ago . The dance steps looks somewhat suspicious.
I'm afraid he is...

...doroGODWIN

GlorifiedTunde:
It is called shhrirndnsowgaubsnrvs dance!

What

Pronounce it.

KingEbukasBlog:
More photos below

I saw him talking to two little girls. Are they also part of the gift presented to him

ebamma:
I tells you
Money were fit build two bedroom flat na him our first lady carry wear for hand
# somethings will never change

2 Bedroom flat ke? That money fit built duplex

Osahon7:
Okay where will I start? Errm..I just ended my "supposed" one week relationship todae..I met this lady few weeks ago, we talked, I asked her out and she agreed to be my GF...like on saturday she called me and said she can't continue and that she's in love with someone else..My problem isn't with her in love with someone else buh why didn't she tell me before now?? This is my second horrible experience with all these church girls! I feel very bad now

Check whether u get mouth or body .....





No vex ooo

Cant U see dat dat site smells SCAM?
.co

nepp:
She's just 19

Age does not matter here. Her bobbi don chop alignment.

She be runs girl, this one all her pinshure na inside hotel?

Rilwayne001:
Sculpture of the clueless drunkard in his fedora hat… Even his sculpture looks like a slowpoke!

I can see some idiotard crying after me. The goat below me is another victim of jonathan's cluelessness, an odouriferous transmogrified creature of perennial failure! The apogee of failure de apologia!

The thing wey dey follow u from village carry torch. U no fit escape am

ireneony:
hmmmm
pls change the topic to my mum have condoms in her bag instead of lying on ur friend's head

Detective.


One Orijin 4 u

olaideeeedris:
Niger sai Abu lolo... Young rich man now at the helm of affairs in Niger state

U done dey hail am now. Na u go srill come out tommorow shout say im done loot all una money.










#SYCOPHANTS

abduljabbar4:
My exact thought. Gej tried for controlling his eyes. He was sad deep inside his heart

I hear say u get phd in MIND READING.

Realdeals:
Don't be deceived, subsidy is a scam setup by the government

Unreasonable!!!

Realdeals:
The truth is gradually coming out

Oga, the truth is not coming out gradually. It has always been there but u refused to see it until now

martyns303:
I'm typing this from my mobile phone and I am in a hurry as I have a bucket of water I need to go get, I'm hoping to get a reasonable objective advice soon.

Due to whatever reason, we had not had power supply for over a week now and our water tank has run out of water, fuel is also too expensive in my area to use the generator as I will have to turn off everything to make sure only the borehole gets electricity.

With no option at hand I had to take jerrycan and buckets to the next building where water is being sold, on getting there I found this 16-17yrs old girl as the attendant, I noticed she kept looking at me awkwardly, after filling my buckets she refused taking money from me, I insisted as I would need to fetch a lot of water. Unknown to me she has been subsidizing the amount I spend, meaning if I had fetched N100 worth she only takes N50.

Now each time I go there, she keeps looking directly into my eyes, smiling unnecessarily, and it is making me feel uncomfortable.

I don't know if I should be angry or feel sorry for her, I can't possibly go inside and report her to her parents, I have been looking for a way to caution her but each time I go to get water there are also other people there and I don't want to be unreasonably rude.

His guy can lie eeeeh

doublewisdom:
Akpabio the only Governor who worked in the SS. The rest na errors.

Even Oshiomole go still tell dat the problem of Nigeria is PDP.

agarawu23:


when you pay 1million as her bride price and she offers you "sacrifice of the gods" as your dinner instead of plantain. bad market

Better check her fone,aybe she saved ur number as AMADIOHA

XXX3XXX:
who tell u say fuel day inside the tanker empty tanker

Na wa oooo!

Wonders shall neva end.
So 9 people like this shity u jus wrote.



#BIRDS OF A FEATHER

Taxi! Taxi!!
Abeg carry mi commot 4 dis brothel. I no dey like dey wen asha.wo dey fight.

Sorry, I dont have anything to do with failures.

No pun intended

softwhispers:
Hello fellow NLs,
Here is the problem:
A friend inherited a sizeable sum of money and decided to "save" it by renting an office space in a bustling area in lkeja, Allen Avenue, to be specific.
The office space is standard and will be fitted with AC units. Total cost of securing and the space and giving it a face lift, was in excess of #1.5.
Now the rent is already counting (since March) and he is yet to start off.
Please, kindly drop suggestions in something profitable and standardized which he can start right away. He is business-inclined and would favor any legitimate business.
l have received very valuable advice from NL before and am confident this time wont be an exception.
Many thanks, in anticipation.

ralph28:
My dear,if you join him in agricultural business after your graduation, I bet you,with your level of education you'll over take him in two years.

The pen is mightier than the sword. QED.

Na so e dey easy to say

jazzydee:
Think of the lives that would have been saved if the governor took this as a priority and executed this project under two yrs which was the time frame for the construction. the people had to wait 8yrs for a project that was suppose to take 2yrs max.

Those governors u dey lick their as.s their own 8years na 4 sleep?

A man dat lacks confidence is a burden to the society.