₦airaland Forum

aboyaji:
am I sure of my village?

What else do I need to answer?

Umueke in Nkwerre LGA to be precise

Oh! Very close.

aboyaji:
Nkwerre local government area in Imo state

Are u sure?

Na waa 4 waec

Cos my wife alwayz get tired after 5 rounds.

You neva see anything

midolian:
Lol..better put, "Saraki defends himself, says asset declaration can't stop corruption"...This is because his hands are not clean.

Saraki needs to be told that there is no way corruption can be stopped totally. It can only be reduced drastically. And if he has no skeleton in his cupboard, he shld shut d fvck up and support buhari's asset declaration idea and other reasonable ideas that may come up subsequently..its too early to be having conflicting ideas.

patlyrx:
I attended a matriculation in my school although I was not matriculating, a friend. A girl behind me, beautiful nice looking and what every man may desire to hang out with.
I was indeed nursing some political ambition. Still contemplating when she shouted trying to call a friend. After about a minute when her friend eventually turned to answer she said" are you blind in the ear?".
What a dey calling since you pretended not to saw me.
I was oooo men.....

...for ur mind, what u wrote in the "bolded" is good english?

U sire say no be d man born T.A.Orji?

neurologist:
Stories for the gods
This government always saying we will. When will dey start telling us we have

So u did not see "we have" there?

Or are one of those still schooling in France?

They plenty for Nairaland

...and this 1 fit get wife and pikin for house.

Dasdfgnb:
The type of stealing and corruption going on in
the Federal Government of Nigeria is mind
boggling.
Information available to our correspondent
suggests that a mind boggling sum of $700
million was allegedly found in the house of
Nigeria’s Minister of Petroleum Resources, Mrs.
Diezani Alison Madueke.
According to information from an impeccable
source, the huge sum in foreign currency was
discovered recently by some security agents
while conducting a search of the house of one
her aides who resides in the ministers house but
allegedly stole $10 million from the Minister.
Maduaeke according to source admitted to the
ownership huge sum of $700 million. “ she
must have kept that very particular money
in her aide’s apartment, because the
unnamed aide is said to be one of the
trusted one among others”, our source
stated.
It was further gathered that when this was
reported to President Goodluck Jonathan, the
president felt so sad and disappointed, he
immediately invited Diezani Alison Madueke to his
office for questioning and rebuked her severely.
President Jonathan asked the Minister “for God
sake what are you doing with $700 million in
your home?” Mrs . Madueke retorted “I am
keeping the money for you”.
We gathered that President Jonathan just smiled
and promptly asked her to go in peace.
President Goodluck Jonathan’s administration has
been criticize by many Nigeria as being the most
corrupt considering the president’s stance on
corruption.
The Coalition Against Corrupt Leaders has chided
President Goodluck Jonathan over his
unwillingness to tackle corruption in the country.
According to the group, corruption is the biggest
problem the country is facing, besides the Boko
Haram insurgency.
CACOL’s Executive Chairman, Debo Adeniran, told
SUNDAY PUNCH there was an urgent need to
tackle the problem.
“It is a known fact that corruption is the
greatest problem confronting our country
Nigeria, thus if combated frontally, it would
definitely put an end to many other
challenges facing us as a people,” he said.

The above story was written by Dasdfgnb, and presented by Tale By Moonlight. Proudly sponsored by ORIGIN: Highness anytime you want it

Charliiee:
Looooooool, you're a foooool

My mama know, but she like me like dat

I like guy dat have foresight, and Alibaba is one of them.
If comedy no pay well again,im go register with union use the truck dey carry sand and gravel.

I smell fake Fb account or Hackers~in~Action.

I jus wonder why u people are crying more than the bereaved

belabela:
H
Nice one.

First the calculation will only be true if both men and women give birth and excludes the possibility that people die from other causes apart from war. A reasonable estimate will be 2 million.

The interesting thing is that it is only in the South West of Nigeria that Igbos properties were not regarded as abandoned properties. Yorubas refused to follow that decree. Yes in the north and portharcourt especially most properties were claimed by locals as abandoned properties.

That is why I find it funny today when the Igbos in the South east are telling their kinsmen in Lagos to declare war over Obas comments as if they will win it.

Igbos could have got the chance if they played their politics well. All other major opposition parties joined APC except the "real" APGA. And now Igbos will not be senate president or even speaker of the house of reps. It's more like political suicide. Tact and planning is key to winning a battle. Just rushing to war because you feel aggrieved isn't going to solve any problem.

Now Igbos are about to marginalise themselves in Lagos. Tinubu started the appointment of non-indegenes to key positions in Lagos, many Igbos have benefited. Now Agbaje is promising Igbos that they will have a King of equal staus to the Oba of lagos and they seem to have swallowed another lie.

if APC wins how will Igbokwe be able to negotiate more things for Igbos when they are currently seen as Agabje backers. Igbos need to learn from history

Yes we are GREEDY.
But we LIKE it like dat.
The same GREED that made us to vote out OHAKIM(PDP)
And voted YOU(APGA) in to come and lecture us on how GREEDY we are.

Come on guy, get a good lawyer for urself

Person wey never never see dey say show am make im see.

Eb na small place oo

dipopooo:
Lol start am now. Even ur boss (OJUKWu) wey start am wot happened 2 him @ last? We caged him n fck his wife

Oga, go and watch the video. It was his cabinet members, who were sitting with him, that were clapping. whereas he was facing the Igbos in address

Larryfly:
But seriously Joke's comment got me thinking. They were igbos there when he made the statement and they applauded......what does that mean?
Are we not blowing it out of proportion?

U done use lie now make fp, abi

shamelly:
I think this people should just leave buhari alone and let him appoint his ministers himself...or are they planning to loot nigeria again?
Why all this disagreement about ministerial nominees...it seems there is more to it

B4 nko! Abi u think say they support and spend money 4 nuttin?

Wake up son!

You of all people.
We fit start the war for ur head now now now now now.

dipopooo:
They are not safe ooo I swear. We will deal with them haba it's an insult. We can never allow strangers n homeless pple to com n destroy our land as they destroyed theirs NEVER N EVER!
I kuku trust JAGABAN Ambode is our next governor either they lik it or not.

We will send those flatees away frm lagos after d election.

Sandydayz:
Nice.... I hope it comes from his heart

Whether it comes from his heart or from his lungs
He has said it
And we believe him
And we respect him
And we love him.


#GEJMYHERO#


As for you and ur kind, if transformer no dey ur street, go to the next street and do the needful.

4 where!!!
Na yoruba get brain pass everybody for this world

xtervaganza:
wetin dem wan use b4? Igbo de get brain?

Nwaobi mean "Ikpu nne gi"

chowlade:
meaning of Nwaobi pls

Is that the only thing u saw in the post?

Birds of a feather...

Utchgirl:
#10,000 on monthly basis? To take care of 4children.I think it's too small .

Don't mind the ................!

What else do u expect from undemocratic Democrats?

Funnicator:
You go kick am Comot? Sit down and wait for 29th March before making empty threats.

Don't mind the ................!
What else do u expect from an undemocratic Democrat?

Funnicator:
You go kick am Comot? Sit down and wait for 29th March before making empty threats.

otemanuduno:
Just a moment, the general is coming for all of you. He's gonna sweep ya arse outta the North cos he isn't clueless like Jona

So they have not told you that your general said you should not expect miracle; that he do not know what to fight them with?

So dont celebrate yet

you are totally wrong, my brother.

NwaforAbia:
Rocha is very right. He, Dr. Ogbonna ONU, Dr. Chris Ngige fought a good fight. I respect them a lot. We Igbos are already with Buhari but some of our greedy rulers prevented that to be seen.

soe:
Liars..this pic is from the common entrance exam into the almajiri school in kasuchi

I hail ur lying spirit

GEJ till 2023...afterall u guys insisted on card reader...

This is part of our transformation agenda ..

Almajiri schools now have card readers so that boko haram girls or boys would not sneak in to bomb them.

APC can keep shouting.

traffic?? Hahahahhahaha...guy..u need panadull cos u r so dull

Oga, ur lie dey even cause satan heartache.