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Send the lady go Malaysia, send the guy go Pakistan...

















...and thank me later.

Na today? They dey talk am since the days of Adam & Eve and nuttin has happened.

Na nursery skool essay be dis or what?

Small time now 1 drunk mod go carry dis poo put 4 Fp.

Dividend of unholy alliance

Keneking:
Sai Buhari......

Cant wait to see you dining with World Heads of State......I trust in you

...while u continue with "MAMA THANK U"

Turbocharged:
The AirAsia web site was also hacked.
This may be a case of #cyberterrorism#

I hear for cnn say they don inform Obama

Bunsky:
It happen in 2011 election crisis in kano,i didn't know what i'll call my own self,maybe is war or robb or warrobb.

After declaring jonathan as winner,we are at home,we did'nt know that their have started killing people in our area.
A guy just rush in and said ina still dey here ina no hear wetin dey happen,before we say jack,their are already in the next compound,about to get to our own compound.
We all locked ourself up in the bathroom,including my neigbour that has a baby of two month,thank God throughout the event the baby was just sleeping.
We leave the door open,otherwise their will burn the house.

Lo and behold their came in,more than 100 of them,their check everywere,except the bathroom,all of us were just shaking like fish,me i'm already urinating on my body.
When their coundn't found anybody,their have no option than to steal.

Their stole money.phone,laptop,tv,dvd,decorder,standing fan and ceiling fan,went to the kitchen and stole provisions,food stuff,their ate the rice and stew my mum cook,including the meat she fry for the week.Infact their stole anything stoleable that day.
The bed and sitting room chair is too big for them to carry,their used knife and cutlass to destroy it and the remaining properties.
How we survive is story for another day.
People please help me to thank God, that kept me alive to share these.

And peeps ar still campaigning for this cannibals.

#icry4naija

WhiteTechnology:
No pics

Descartes:
Pictures please

Sorry, thie pinshure is being PHOTOSHOPPED

Wait oo!

What amai seeing here? Ur husband die die and u still get time dey nairaland?


I DEY SUSPECT U

tpia6:
did she conduct her own investigation before throwing her brother under the bus (whether brother or half brother).

And could she not have worded her statement more carefully without indicting anybody?

this looks too much like the adebayour saga. Polygamous families should learn to stop involving the world in their personal family troubles, I've already said polygamy is the quickest and most effective method of population control.

Dont u know d meaning of "alleged" or do u have problem with comprehension?

seangy4konji:
Hmmm



I have said it before and will say it again...A well brought up unilag gal who is not a prostitute or a hoe who had been tied up,beaten and taken to a room,the molester had time to wear a condom and rape you and after ward still had the energy to be breaking properties and smasshing windscreen of a vehicle she knows does not belong to the alleged man does not add up...i do not suppurt rape and i only know hard core ashewos does that when there is a difference with payment issue...

its clear fact and can someone paste the picture of the girl also and ger department

aSHEWO 30KOBO.

Guy ur head dey work wella 4 dis mata.

Do u know how many times the girl don RAPE the guy...FINANCIALLY & MATERIALLY.

Just give us the name of the judge letz do the need.

"Any1 who who supports mass murder should be ready for...."

Welder:
Nice One Ada Ada...now your girls (Anna Banner and Onyinye plus your baby mama) can fight more



Ogbeni...where you see 5million copies na? You donfuckpussy (by your moniker) sotey you dey read upside down

D guy don pour im brainfluid finish.

phrancez:
Oh flavor my man. We all know him here in Costa-Rica.

Na waooh.
See where hustled dey carry person go! God help u my bruda

APC don clear dat 1 commot for road.

This PDP sef

WhiteTyre:
The results from recent analysis is as follows:
For a 40g mass of ponmo, there are 0g of carbohydrate, 0g of protein, 0% of iron, 0% of sodium, 4g of total fat, 0g of dietary fibre, no vitamin, no calcium.
So, scientifically, the only nutient in ponmo is fat, 'bad' fat, mostly. It will also give you some carcinogenic agents, due to it's mode of preparation.
Therefore, ponmo consumption is only tasty, not nutritious.
Stop eating ponmo. Eaters of ponmo may as well eat shoes.
Next month, God willing, I will be giving you guys further results on the ongoing critical analysis, when it is ready and approved. Thank you all.

Wher dis 1 from come sef?
Even Oga Jona wey get phd for animal mata neva tell us to stop eatimg ponmo na u wey enter university thro back door.
Abi na d "Ponmo wey dey under" u dey talk?

The only romance Naija babes dey feel na "Money, and What Money Can Buy".

I love the fact that there are now "MADE IN NIGERIA" APCs.

More strength to thier elbow.

@op, where did you get all those comments you posted?

Abi u forge dem?




Oluwa is watching u ooo... In 5D.

Nigerians, believing nonsense since 625BC!

After d 1st round.

vooks:
Are they not supposed to fall sick, or is this a sign of 'weakness'?

The kind energy wey u dey put 4oda pple mata, if u put am 4ur own u 4 don top dangote.

...

Are you sure dat Blatter is still alrite.

Welldone son!

Lost Kingdom and Violated

Despite everything we did for them (and is still doing) na hatred dem they take repay us.



Bunch of INGRATES!

@op, from d look of things u r suffering from type 2+ konji.

No problem!

We will package the ebola send give queen and her family.

Ekiseme: Cooler than thermocool a.c


You feel more packaged and comfortable in pants than in boxer

? for d ladies, u go ansa. Abi u be trans?

kennygee: Google, saving me and making me win arguments since 1900.

And u too like argument.