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Pillow fight..especially for restless peeps like me... I dare you games

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1. Traders. 'Oga, na original' even when they know the product is substandard.

'Madam, the shoe na your size. It fits you' even when it doesn't.

'Check the cloth now. The thing fit you. You be fine boy na' even when you ugly pass King Kong.

2. PHCN (or whatever) Officials: Lying about power consumed.

Hahahahaha...
You forgot... a fellow trader /partner sees you trying on a dress, he now chips in" this cloth fine o, na hin you wear come"very annoying especially when you look silly in it..

Tailors can make a grown up shed tears. ..I had an african atire event , and I really wanted to look tiptop..I gave my fabric to my tailor two weeks before the date..asked him to sew a jump suit for me...to cut the story short..he sewed the clothes on the day of the event, my friends had to all wait for me at the shop... I didn't know what emotion to express...I had rays coming out of my head ...to crown it all the jumpsuit was horrible...I looked like one of the creatures from tales by moonlight...

Little does he know that death is not a respecter of age....toh

Still a shock...cos he looked so healthy and vibrant. . I remember laughing whenever he acted angry scenes. .cos he looked so cool...wow, good night Muna...so sad we have to say this to you at this time....

Serious. ...such a vibrant young man...so hard to believe, RIP muna....indeed each passing day is a gift...

This same thread was opened on Saturday between the hours of 7 and 8...I was the the first to comment though I didn't give the usual speech, I blushed secretly . .I also got 35 likes ....imagine never had that before...all of sudden the thread was closed , ,couldn't find my likes nor my comment. ..and now a similar thread one day after..

"egg roll they pass...you know go buy take chop your mineral " as if its an opportunity of a life time....

Hello gurus. ...my Samsung note 2 screen broke and its all cracked up...please can it be replaced. .

I once had a friend , good looking and all the only thing was he had a way of mixing up his tenses , it was so bad, that with his sauve look, hed cause a stir, but when he speaks. ..my oh my..

danbrowndmf:
soon he will get better dear!

Thanks. ...God bless

Can imagine how jos is ...when I was in kaduna, I had all sorts ...sweater, head warmer, muffler, thick footballer socks...having a bath was achieving a task..."heey tessy you don bath.eyaaah... "wondering how your ordeal would look like" we slept in jeans ,socks , head warmers and parachute jackets...when I finally came home, my brothers laughed at me , they asked if I were a bike man over there...they wouldn't understand. ..threw the clothes away , no need for them in lagos..

One has to be extra careful ...as a kid I was just lucky and I really thank God, cos as kids we could play from house to house. ..and I had a lot of uncles around..and aunties yes....girls abuse girls vice versa. ...had this mallam who used to sell sweets. ..hed give me double of what ever I wanted..was so much fun, one day he asked me to come into his small house, with gluey and curious eyes I followed him , I was just 9 and boy I was curious and sharp mouthed. ..at the entrance the mumu bluntly asked if I can Bleep...and I screamed ..I ran out and I told all the kids in the neighborhood. ..but funny enough I didnt tell my mum...and I can't figure why...kids need to be spoken to on a daily basis. ..

My dad , cos he was ill and for the first time did not go to church for crossover service...I love you daddy.

So true, went home for Christmas and my nephews were all taller than me, and im also tall..There's this one I used to bathe every morning, which used to be a thug of war,at 4 he'd run around the house naked, hide under tables and beds...id be screaming and panting , catch him...fast foward to today, he's now a man, his voice has deepened and is so withdrawn..I tried to pry into him, but couldn't get far...the young shall grow...

Happiness and a too good to be true experience this season...

Mehn people are mean ooo was having a bad day buh omo I couldnt help laughing and crying at the same time....@op you be fine boy....@masquerade I hail...

Nigerian parents were always good at promising ...my mum would promise you this and that, which youd never get...at the long run you'd forget it...

I kinda like luclay, he looks mean and dangerous , no one except tayo could speak up to him, and the way he carries himself...

Wow, what a pity, o great awori college, and to think this school has schooled a lot of great people...we shall leave no stone unturned to make things better..."

Denzel is sooo funny, cant stand him o, watched him during the exercise, he was going left when others was going right.....twas so ridiculous, he was jus dancing like a ping pong...no coordination. ..lol

She had this smile that could light up the face of a sad person...kefee sleep on in his bosom

That's very true,been checking all day,I actually thought my phone was bad..did hard reset twice..lol

I joined nairaland in 2009,started commenting in 2012,twas so hilarious,stumbled upon it when I was job hunting,the likes of it just makes the day adventurous and current..glad to be a member .*free advert*

Yes....its mine,wow...I cherish that day die...nice

Its a bit pardonable for slim girls with flat asses and slim hips....I'd say less provocative buh for fat and hippy girls ....its a no no ...- won't be caught dead in that ...except at the gym...

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Thank you

The son needs some one to advice him on dressing,fat people don't wear white..it makes them larger

Mama ope,eat amala like a king...

Lagos is so cold...my air conditioner is on temporary leave....the only thing I hate Is waking up in the mornings...ko easy..

Did a census on all the unemployed youths in one of the remotest villages in kagarko LGA,Kaduna,we promised the poor villagers jobs from the government ,when we hadn't secured ours,oh boy you need to see the glee on their faces,they wrote down the names of all their youths even the dead... na government send us oo,we were paid say 2k then..