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Let's face the fact,who is a stingy person? A stingy person always feels the need to have a heart attack when he has to give...you don't have to be rich to be a giver...and giving is not only based on money...and to those guys saying why should they spend on their girlfriends when they are not married to them are the kind of men who will calculate algebra in their heads on how not to loose a dime in the game of life...

@Op I feel you,I have experienced such,with a banker guy I dated...he was so stingy...he earns well,buh he's stinginess was so freaking annoying that he won't even give offerrings in church...his pocket can never have five naira change in it,he never gave me a dime all the time we dated and I never asked...claimed to be an introvert,cos he wouldn't want go out spending,all he does was "do you have 1k there,I almost went crazy,cos I come from a house of givers....the guy in person earns over half a mill and does not pay rent....Op run for your life.....aka gum is the worst kind of person to marry....

I don't think its for girls who ve done abortions,I was told I sucked my grandmas dried boobs when I was a baby and a lil milk came out,I also tried that with my stubborn niece when she was nine months,her mom was away for the night ,and she cried all night long ,I was so frustrated ,I had to breast feed her,I was just 20,she quietened down ,and I felt some subtance trying to come out...I think its a woman thingy,that was just once though..

Can imagine when they start squabbling...aka girl fight

Donmichaelz: all the virgins in nairaland should click like. let's see how many bitches we have and how many queens

You forgot,how many dogs and kings we have

click2cbn: Guy dis ur beef with dark skinned girls is becoming silly. Reminds me of Uncle Rukus( The Boondocks), he hates blacks with his whole life while he is d darkest of all d black characters in d series

LMAO,not only was he the darkest ,he was also the ugliest,with this stupid white man mentality....a sell out..

Nice initiative....this widow might end up been a millionaire by the end of the day,the way God works...but I don't know why I keep having this funny feeling...hope this poor woman won't be kidnapped or threatened to leave the state...all attention on her and she might be frightened...oh lord ,hope she isn't cornered by evil peeps and adviced to go into hiding ,hence she may be silenced ....my bad,I've been watching too many films..

Super Sunday

This is serious,and I just got introduced to the mobile hotspot stuff..been trying to dowload VLC...too bad.

Oshoimole is a total disgrace...how can you tell someone to go and die in public,if you can do this,what will the children and youths be doing....mehn...the heart of man is wicked,I seriously hope channels or one of this teevee stations take this up....a person the gods want to kill turns mad at first...osho baba heeennn,those fresh girls done they make you feel on top of the world...ok now..

Toh,she must really love him,cos I can imagine the pain,she must have gone through,when he was busy sowing his wild oats,and producing children as well as marrying these women..

berem: am also guilty of that when I was in school years back. The iron in the bras can be so uncomfortable that I had to remove them and wear my bra like that. Sometimes the iron comes out from the bra and injure my bare boobs and can cause serious pains.

Loool,that feeling when you remove a stressful bra is priceless.....phewww

Second hand bras are better than the new ones,they are more comfortable,stronger and usually beautiful,that's for the first graders,besides they are more expensive than the new china ones,which have iron coste that are like weapons.some give funny shapes to the oranges,for used ones,bras should be soaked in hot water, detergent and dettol.

I have so many times removed my bra in school ,when it aint comfy no more, ,person no fit suffocate joor....

A blackberry bold 5 and one brother dash me nokia no name but nice games..

5points: lesbian woman, i sight u :p :p

@ 5 points....lool, aint one...I think am too diverse to a fault...read anything....

I'm from Osun state ,esa oke to be precise,the centre of education,*winks* we have a polytechnic in my home town...am from down the hill,odofin,love the smell of goats,the look on frightenend cats ,the freedom of life,the streams...my toothless grandma ,who won't hesitate to smile at all times,and most especially the sound of pestles ....the call for pounded yam.,popularly known as 'iyan'...which is our staple food...I am proudly ijesha...

Denrele ooo,jor this shoes aint you na...what happened to your apola shoes...ewwwwwww ,gay alert...don't mind the shoes sha...

The WhiteLynchM: unfortunately,the hidden irony dat peple fail 2 realise is dat d real gays don't actually dress lyk dis they usually look straight and dress lyk normal real men and hardly posses any feminine trait.........in fact u can hardly tell until u get 2 know them and talk 2 them..............4 more clues take a closer inspection at d world renowned gays allover


N.B: pls 4 d records I'm nt gay(I hate dat shii)..........I'm only of d opinion dat denrele may not be gay afterall, may jst be his way of being unique and living his life. Tnx The whiteLynchMan

I totally agree with you,but let's not forget that we have two sides of the gay peeps....the recievers dress funnily and definately have a lil bit of the feminine streak in them...they can't seem to hide it...sorry I quoted the whole lot

Let's not blame the girl,let's blame the situation of banks these days ,they keep enforcing their staff members on this target ish..tHey even give them out to men for deposit...very true ..

She should have dropped the baby at the steps of a church ,or an orpahange..a lot of women have going through sleepless nights cos of the fruit of the womb,may God forgive us...

[quote author=nani.666]if Airtel is bad...it's your area that's the issue.... I use Airtel...and I'm enjoying the network...been enjoying it ever since..... so if the network is bad in your area Port to MTN or any other network...or simply move to an area where Airtel is good[/quote]That's not true...I have been using airtel for the past six years now...recently the network has been nothing to write home about..3 with the small letter g,I stay on the island in lagos..really its poor,I don't intend porting though...sad

[quote author=Pryme-st*rr]HEY U! STOP THAT!!
If her hubby won't come, He will never come and non can force him out.
You don't really expect a well meaning respectable Gentleman with scruples to approach such a trashy ill-packaged fake ugly duckling for a longterm relationship, do u?
In spite of the fact that she's as ugly as a Gorilla... She is still trying so hard to project herself as a CHEAP SLUT!
NA YOU 1 MARRY HER[/quote]You will be surprised ,a well meaning young man,wil come for her,haven't you heard some men love bitches....

The right thing to do is put a ring on her finger,a lot many have posed with girls on fb,bbm and still ended up not marrying them,on the hand ,she may have other relationships,and she maynot..relationship is really a private thing,except you are married..

@op this is lovely,reminds me of mine,first of all be confident,and smile ,not stupidly though,have a good poise,not necessarily professional,know your statistics.know details of the sponsors of the pagent,its fun ,buh also strive to win...a lot of incentives,I didn't ,I was so nonchalant cos of the fat mamas in my platoon who forced me into it...alas I won a lovely designed guiness tray..

He forgot two condoms in his pockets,got to his house ,whilst I was teasing him,I saw it and he lied that his mum gave them to him,a grown ass. man,yeah of course the mum is a nurse...he felt so uneasy...and the lie was so slowly put together.

Sex was the order of the day...black gold kaduna,it was like a bug...only sane pple kept themselves..

Nice one,different strokes for different folks I'd say ..I know of a distant relation who got married as a virgin ,fours years into the marriage ,the so called hubby abadoned her wiv two boys and impregnated another lady...no cock and bull..so this virgin ish really freaks me out...some prostitutes get the bestmen ..God knows best.

Omg' I won't even dare this with my fiance..I won't even dream of it....yes shout back ,feign a wrestle buh not a point blank slap...my own don finish be that..

Lovely......please post more....what about yoruba atire...

My elder bro is always craving for Aboniki and konkon..local sponge

Modupe all the way

Aquarians are meanies....they have no emotions..