₦airaland Forum

annibro:
Be careful! U are Snared by d words of ur mouth. Wat now happens 2 ur Life peradventure he wins?
Pls modify ur post. Don't involve ur life in dis. Life is precious & is worth Living.

BTW: My Amiable General, hw was ur 9t?

dexterinc2003:
e be like say this 1 don buy coffin oh

lolzzz yes.. The one wae your family members request for your burial i dn buy am jeje

BabaEleko:
In Oshiomole's voice. . . GO AND DIE!

MAYOWAAK:
I remember in JSS 2 I missed the promotion exams because I was on admission for two weeks while others were writing exams.
My friends were sad because they felt I was going to repeat the class since I didn't write the promotion exams to JSS 3 with them.
When school resumed for the new academic session, my class teacher promoted me to the next class. The Commandant summoned her to come and defend her action.
She simply told the Commandant that I had over 75% attendance and my continuous assessment in all subjects was above 90%. If not because I was sick and on admission at the Military Reference Hospital, I would have written the exams and pass. Base on these she has no choice but to promote me to the next class. Na so I take waka go JSS 3 without any evidence abi na certificate or result sef!
In my third term in SSS 1, your's truly was involved in an accident and I was in the hospital for over three months. I did not write the promotion exams to SSS 2. When school resumed for a new session, I just waka straight to SSS 2 and kontinu from there until I finally wrote WAYEC. At least I have two tishas who can tell the Prinspa that if not because of my accident, I would have actually pass the exams that was conducted. So there is no need to hold me back. Na so e just be.
I would have spent two extra years in secondary school due to unforeseen circumstances if my tishas had not given me a special waiver allowing me to proceed to the next class, when I was unable to write promotion exams in two different occasions.
Obviously there are students who wrote the exams and were asked to repeat the class because their body temperature was below optimal level. In fairness to them, I don't know why they failed but I have come to the realisation that exams is not a true test of knowledge. Most times I hardly have time for my books until few days to the exams and after that I try to detoxify my system and forget all the stuff I have imbibed into the medulla oblongata.
In this part of the world we believe so much in paper qualifications. The Prinspa abi na Headmaster of General Mohammadu Buhari stood surety for him and based on that, he was admitted into the Army, according to a statement credited to the Director of Defence Information (DDI) where he stated that the Military do not have Buhari's certificate, after the same military have previously attested to the fact that they have his papers. I don't know what to believe again gaskiya.
What are they looking for? Is it WAYEC?
Now based on the surety by Buhari's Prinspa, he was given an all clear nod to join the military. Did he excel in service? Yes of course. He did not only rose to the rank of a Major General, he held strategic positions and even became the Head of State.
So it is really foolhardy for anyone to question Buhari's academic credentials and eligibility for election when it is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf that he has more than the required qualification to run for office as President.
It is indeed a shame that the Military has allowed itself to be dragged into this needless controversy. All institutions in Nigeria has been debased and abuse under the regime of Goodluck Jonathan. The military has been struggling to redeem it's image over the protracted battle against insurgency which she has failed to bring to a logical conclusion. Allowing itself to be used by unscrupulous politicians to advance their selfish aims is another low point for the military.
I dismiss the statement credited to the DDI as partisan and call on the military high command to investigate him and mete out appropriate sanctions if he is found culpable. Our military must be insulated from abuse because we cannot afford to have "an Army of anything goes," as former Chief of Army Staff, General Salihu Ibrahim succinctly described the Army at his pulling out parade in 1994.
On a final note, even if Buhari submit Agege bread label as his certificate, we (Buharists) will vote for him!
Dazzol

BY:SONI AKOJI

lalasticlala:
Caption the pic...

wizkid was finqering the girl from under js take a good look at his right hand *murdified* the girl looks like chidinma if not for the asssssssss

dechandel:
Lol
I bind you and her

Joel3:
Pump Price of Petrol for Oil Exporting Countries in the World as @ 19/01/2015 : in naira
1. Venezuela - 3.73
2. Syria - 9.33
3. Libya - 22.39
4. Saudi Arabia - 29.85
5. Kuwait - 46.65
6. Qatar, Iran, Algeria and Bahrain - 48. 51
7. Sudan - 63.44
Nigeria is in the 5th position as a Major Oil Exporting Country, Venezuela is number 8, Kuwait is in the 13th position, Libya is in number 15, Qatar and Algeria are in positions 14 and 16 respectively. Nigeria is selling Petrol officially at 87 naira per liter and some gullible Nigerians are rejoicing. When shall we grow up? When shall our leaders b accountable GEJ & FG should come out and inform Nigerians on how thet arrived at the 87 naira per liter pump price you want us all to so much celebrate. As for me I don't worship mediocrity. Nigerians wake up. ‪#‎NigeriaDecides2015

dechandel:
LOL
This is so true. I been get mouth dysentry mouth for sch. Sotey my housemistress begin dey call me ogbanje o
How being a habitual noisemaker and ogbanje take relate i no know

dechandel:
Bia
Tell that igbo girl by your side to quit the tutorials

Oya what is mechionu??

I know say i old pass you sha

dechandel:
Hahahahah
The guy senior me wella back then :p

vision2050:
Cry

dechandel:
Nah
Try am and my mumsi go land

But then again. Federal school is all about the grass and cutlass

vision2050:
Teacher: When crude oil was N119 per barrel, we
buy petrol for N97 per litre Now that crude oil is
N49 per barrel with all other things being equal,
what is the expected price ofpetrol per litre?.
Jonathan: N87.
Teacher: Pls who awarded PhD to this man who
doesn't know simple arithmetic?.
Teacher: buhari what is d answer?.
Buhari: sir, the only items that change is price, so
our change formular is;If N119 changed to N49
then N97 will CHANGE to N27.
Teacher: But they said u don't have certificate?.
Buhari: it's a simple arithmetic, even market
woman can solve it.
Teacher: Chai chai..... we need CHANGE.........
....... # VoteGMB2015 .

zeeayinita:
hahahaha this is pure evil

Ezedon:
Is there a way one can regain her virginity