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ggrin:
sper.m vaseline + my cream will do

ashawo

one day my big bro is gon be there... He also read bus admin

phuck the madness out of her

IDEApro:
If General Muhamadu Wins...

No Igbo man will attain the rank of Major General in the Nigerian Army as it used to be

There will be no office of first lady.

No Igbo man or a south south man will attain the position of a service chief as the usual norm during their days.

Pupil from the north will enter unity schools and federal institutions with Zero scores while pupils from the Eastern part would have to score above average.

Nigeria will get a permanent seat at Organization of Islamic Conference

35 percent affirmative cause for women will be forever be a mirage.

Islamic banking will come into full operations


Add yours.

you will die and left unburied

glory be to God

5.Don't post ponographic or disgusting pictures or videos in any section on nairaland... And we have one sleeping like a baby on fp.. Smh.

braine:
Yes.

wow. Learnt something new

braine:
"Still in bed" is absolutely correct.

When one goes on a bed, one goes 'in'. Same goes for being 'in' a tree and sitting 'in' a chair.

you mean am sitting in a chair is correct?

yorex2011:
D person funny o... Still on bed ko... Still underneath the bed ni..
Or maybe she meant still on bed rest

the msg was crystal clear ''still on bed''

why wont they be happy when Buhari has bought their vote by buying broom for everybody that came for the rally

hey everyone i was chatting with a friend on facebook this morning and she sent a text that ''she was still on bed''. I want to know if that is correct or it is the other way round ''still in bed'' . Need answer please

hahaha.. He looks like oga seun.. Abeg seun no vex o. Na joke i dae joke o

jesus christ this one is strong i say this one is strong

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Mzflexydeeva:
okay

thanks. So how do we get to chat privately

stealing

barcanista:
Okay... There is nothing they (Ohanaeze) can do about it. Mbaka commands more followership than Ohanaeze

so if mbaka tells you to go and dance naked in the market square, you will gladly accept right? Cus he is a leader of many right? So because he told his followers not to vote for gEj means they will all accept and not vote gej. Use ur brain mizta man

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i prefer NTA

nationwide1:
How dare you insult Oba in this manner? Don't you like many days on earth? Buhari you're rooting for is already above 70 years. If you must insult to make your points, you can insult fellow NLers not elder as Oba. You need to do your part to live long. Don't because of a politician who doesn't give a damn about you toil with your destiny. This is beyond politics.

the oba should suck my dhick... Who cares?

who cares?

85 year old pussy dah phuck this man is crazy

we shall break lose from the vicious cycle tomorrow

What a f.o.o.l.i.s.h man. The oba of lagos is the true definition of an educated illiterate. Assuming Buhari went there, he would say that Buhari is the right candidate all in "BIDS" to win political favours.

i dont care who wins the presidential election thats none of my business. According to what my roommate always say juxx pray that God should bless you with wealth and leave nigerian govt alone, they have nothing to offer. Even basketmouth put im show for manchester on that election day... Now am more concerned with how to make my money and be my own boss than to stand under the hot sun to vote for men who will go up there and embezzle our funds and make no difference. #Oluwa bless my hustle. I believe in self success

Mzflexydeeva:
ur head dey dere

please if you dont mind i'd like to chat with you privately so you can give me more orientation about this. I seriously need it

[quote author=gbemi514 post=29569041]www.flashscore.mobi/?s=2#[/quote ]lol.. Nairabet has changed the way you think bro

dguyindcorner:
You are very correct, BUT...

EVEN IF YOU FOLLOW ALL THESE RULES YOU ONLY HAVE 40% OF BEEN SUCCESSFUL.

YOUR DP OR PICTURES SPEAK VOLUME, THAT ALONE TAKES 50%.

DON'T ASK ME FOR THE REMAINING 10%

in other words, if you are ugly. Nah ugly is too harsh. If you are not attractive or good looking. Say bye bye to any chance of friendship with a very cute and beautiful girl except you wanna join her list of "under probation" if somehow she is interested in you, maybe it is because you gat cash or she is one of the very rare humble girls which the chance of finding one is 1 in a thousand. I rest my case