shizzle11:
dont be surprised. The same way they started with buharis daughter, telling us she is the most beautiful daughter of a perpetually unelectable, illiterate, loser and cow rearer, then when their picture posting backfires they begin to spew garbage like 'make una leave dis girl naa'.

useless people

lol bro... Bullhari must have really stepped on your toes

jingh:
but am not as stewpid,clueless,indiscreet,pointless and idiotic like you.
i don't even know what I can say to you because your reasoning...........
mtchew

lol...smh. Wah part of the bush are you from dear

customized13:
wicked

couldn't find a better way to get her off

jingh:
if you are a woman and you married someone like GEJ, then the children will surpassed the word cluelessness.
you think the mod will be clueless,dumb like you ?
shediot

now what is this one saying I hope you are not as bad as your english

drehdinho:
Please don't take anything edible produced from the Northern part of Nigeria. The news reaching me now says, Boko Haram has poisoned 54,000 Apples which are meant to be sent sent down to the south-west(Lagos,Ibadan,Ekiti,etc). Pls do away with any fruits you sense are produced from the NORTH for now. Obedience is better than sacrifice.
Pls. Inform others.
God shall save us from this BH quagmire very soon. Amen

news reaching you? Are you the minister of information? Shame on you. you are a big fool

Ezemarcel:
It's up to you..,the tribe with the highest frequency wins

your dad's tribe

icebeatz:
On my way out this morning, I found this attached to my gate.
Initially, I thought it was house bill till I opened it. Then I thought it might be a good idea to share with you guys. This door to door campaign is an ingenius idea if you ask me.

and this rubbish is on front page... Now mods dont tell me that you cant detect when somebody is lieing and when somebody is telling the truth

Naijasinglegirl:
I met a policeman on Monday.
I had stood for over 10 minutes trying to cross the highway before an elderly policeman came to my rescue. He flagged down all incoming vehicles for me to cross safely. I thanked him and proceeded to walk away but he asked for my name & place of origin.
When I told him, he came up with a fable of how his grandma's sister-in-law nephew is my uncle brother cousin.
Typical Nigerian behaviour of tracing your family ancestry to theirs when they need your attention. *sigh*

Then he pointed at a bar and told me to sit out with my 'village person' briefly.
I stuttered on how I needed to be home in 10 minutes and all he did was take one look at me and another at his cellotaped patched gun strut around his shoulders.
Who wan die? I quietly followed him.

We sat by the window.
He told me to order a drink and I timidly requested for pineapple fayrouz for fear that he might arrest me if I order a fancy champagne and ibo. For where?
Then he told me some unfunny jokes and I had to let out a fake laughter for fear that he might shoot me if I don't find him funny.
To sum up how miserable I was, his mode of communication was unadulterated pidgin.
When he noticed I was twiddling with my straw nervously, he gave me that crafty, 'relax, the police is your friend' look.

"Baby girl as you never chop here, shebi you go follow me go house go cook soup for us?"
"Sir I can't oh. I have a slight fever and I feel drowsy." I replied, flabbergasted at his request.
"Drowsy drowsy...drowsy." He murmured repeatedly. "Na why you for drink stout instead of this yeye sugar water so the drowsy go just commot."

"What I mean is, I feel sleepy." I said.
He walked briskly to the window and pointed towards the left.
"You see that catholic church. You go go my house go sleep. E no far from here. Just waka straight, enter that compound opposite that catholic church, ask for chairman house. Na me be the area commander for this side."
He looked me in the eyes and smirked. "As you don become my girl, nobody fit make trouble with you for this town."
Na so!
One hawker passed with a bucket of buns.
"Egg roll dey pass oh!" He exclaimed. " You go chop am with your mineral?"
"Thank you." I said sincerely.
I couldn't laugh.
Apparently, the only way I could break-up with my new romantic boyfriend was to play along. I told him to give me an hour so I could go over to my house, drop my bags and come over to his for a nap.
His face lightened up.
He brought out a hideous walkie talkie phone and told me to input my phone number. One of those Hollywood 'Jack Bauer, do you copy' alcatel gadgets.
I took his, typed mined in his walkie talkie but replaced the last digit with 4. My apologies to the unlucky person.
He produced a bunch of keys and twirled out a spare for me.
"Panadol dey for table for sitting room if the fever still dey do you. Shebi you go wait till I come house? I go come meet you around that kind 6. "
"6 ke? Ah Oga Police don't you have armed robbers to shoot? Don't you have roadblocks to mount?" Those where my thoughts but I didn't voice them out.
I nodded in affirmation and left.

I'm still with his key. I have no intentions of ever passing his lane and I'm lucky where I live is quite a distance.
Here is to hoping I don't find my photo in one of those wanted posters.
If that is how local a relationship with a man in uniform is, abeg abeg abeg I no want.

wow! What a great story. Please tell us some more

C

1stdammy:
Hey!!! U, whatz ur stress. Must u comment??, is it a must Pack well abeg........

phuck you

Op go get a life. Nairaland has rendered our youths useless and a waste to this generation. They now stay on nairaland all day thinking of what rubbish that will escape their half assed brain and post it here. Nairaland serving as waste management and trashbin since 2005. Smh

i was right afterall... Niqqas js imagine this kind of thread.. ''why is an amazing goal called a hat trick'' smh... Am ashamed of nairaland and nairalanders

johnbuck81:
OP ur thread is a disgrace to you.
i know say u smoke something b4 u open this thread.
pls dnt ever call urself a football fan.
u no try at all.

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not as hot as i expected.. Dah selfie is sh*t

Tobilastik:
this is hw u know someone is a big fool


see wu z talking ....dem force u read/comment??

phuck you

yemicoal:
At least they do something creative with their brains, what do you do with yours??

i say phu.ck you with mine

zeezahbee:
All this lists sef. Try space next time. It hurt my eyes

lol

Onyiridike:
Just checked my MTN account balance and I saw:

Change is here, vote for APC.

what difference will that make for a nigerian man who has clearly made his choice of who to vote... No difference

hector:
who brought this sh1t to front page?
btw@op, who d hell are u? u must be a fuckin broke nigga to post this piss.

seconded

duni04:
This is the dumbest thread ever and its on front page! If all these ones are bad habits then the Op must be rili rili broke

please tell em... the Op didnt even make sense at all..

Tjosh97:
"A hundred wagon loads of thoughts will
not pay a single ounce of debt” goes an
Italian proverb.
You need to take action to tame your
debt monster. Let’s put your financial
house in order by kicking out these 8
dumb habits that are keeping you in debt.
Lack of Strategy
Without a strategy, you never know
whether or not you are doing things right.
Start by assessing how bad the situation
is.
1. Not Having a Monthly Budget

2. Ignoring How Much Debt You Owe

3. Not Calculating Your Debt-to-Income
Ratio

4. Paying Bills Past Due Date

5. Breaking Up Payments Into
Installments

6. Not Reviewing Your Monthly Bills

7. Spending Money Ear-Marked for Bills

8. Using ATMs Outside Your Network

rawbish... You have no point mr man! these are fat lies... If you no get money to pay debt, you no get. Period! Nothing like all these you have js said. So you aint gonna get ya other needs cus you own debt? The best way to pay debt is installment which according to you is not. . . Go educate yourself on finance matters b4 coming here to post trash. This should be in the trash section not fp

voiceofnigeria:
In few weeks to come Nigerians will be casting their votes in the 2015 elections. One of the things we should be talking about right now is why people vote and for whom they vote for.

Some people think Nigerians only vote based on ethnicity and religion. However, the voting behaviour is not so one-directional. Last year, Christians voted for Babatunde Fashola as well as Muslims did. Yoruba people voted for Jonathan in Lagos, but voted for Ribadu in Osun. The point is, the voting patterns don’t fit a narrow spectrum, and various things determine the choices Nigerians make when they cast their ballot. These are six types of voters that are most prevalent in Nigeria.

The revolutionists

Who they are: These people really just want one thing: change. Every other thing is negligible to them. Their belief is that the incumbent is the problem and that having someone new there will be the solution. These people have concluded that things won’t ever be better if the incumbent continues to run the government. So they’ll vote for any candidate except the incumbent in order to kick the incumbent out and produce a change.
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The partisans

Who they are: These ones often vote in adherence to their favourite party. For them it’s not really about the candidate. It’s about the party. They will vote for anyone their favourite party brings forward. They’re convinced that their party is the answer to the problems in the country and that anyone this party presents is the suitable candidate. This is whom they’ll vote for. No matter what they learn about this party, they’re convinced that it’s better than the others and that voting for this party is the wise choice to make.


The ethnicists

Who they are: Ethnicists aren’t chiefly interested in partisanship or change. Their loyalty is to the candidate whose tribe, religion or sex matches theirs. In other words, they want to vote for their own person. This person may not be the most qualified or the most fit for the position. But since he or she is their person, it’s whom they want to vote for.

The devotees

Who they are: Devotees are inclined towards the man of the people. They support charismatic people, someone who bonds with them or whose personality they simply love. These people don’t look at the party or religion or ethnicity of the person they’re voting. They admire the person because of his character, his attitude towards people and his public image and they just feel endeared to him. If this candidate moves from one party to another, they’ll still support him in the new party as they would have done if he was in the former party. They’re devoted to specific candidates more than anything else.

The sophisticated

Who they are: These ones are fastidious about politicians and rarely commit to anyone. They like to ask questions and examine candidates very carefully before voting for anyone. They don’t just go with the crowd or follow sentiments. They ask questions. They look at the facts. They check the records. They observe the candidates. They actually think about the person’s ideas and ideology before making a choice. They’re hard to win over, but they’re often ardent in their support when they commit to someone.
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The cynics

Who they are: The cynics think everyone on the ballot paper is unsuitable, that they’re all the same corrupt and incompetent people and that it doesn’t matter whom you vote for anyway. They feel it’s going to be the same story at the end of the day and that nothing will change. They tend to think of voting as choosing between the lesser of two evils. They may or may not vote. But when they vote, it’s often out of obligation, not because they feel strongly about voting or feel strongly about voting for anyone on the list. They’re convinced that it’s not going to change anything.

Analysing voting behaviour helps us understand how people make up their minds about whom to vote for. It helps us determine how much progressing we’re making as a democracy and how well the electorate is making the right choices that will contribute to the development of the country. But whatever the pattern, the point is, people should be voting for what’s best for them and what’s best for their society.

What type are you?

SOURCE: http://www.diamondreport.com.ng/2015/01/6-types-of-voters-in-nigeria-what-type.html

didn't make sense at all.. Big zero 0... How will you support a party and vote for the opposition candidate. Does that make sense to you? B4 you supported the party, you must have felt that their candidate is the right person. I dont think anybody checks amy goddamn record b4 voting.. You vote for a person not cus of dia record buh becus you like him or her. Peace bro!

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MillionDollars:

i am a m.a.dman Even everybody knows

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famobaba:
An awestruck Baskemouth ran into his old Physical Education Teacher who still looks every bit like a youth when he paid a surprise visit to his United Christian Secondary School Apapa, Lagos after 20 years.

“And my physical education teacher still looks the same…some vampire things going on here,” he shared via instagram.

Doha-based Satellite News Channel crew followed rave Nigerian comedian to...

Continue story and see more pics here. Log onto link below

http://expressng.com/2015/01/baskemouth-reunites-old-p-e-teacher-20-years-later/

God may my story be like this... I shall be greater than all my teachers and lecturers combined together... BKM is now greater and richer than his teacher of 20yrs..imagine the teacher has been receiving salary since 20yrs even b4 basketmouth was born buh now bkm is richer... No one truely knows 2moro. No be everybody wae start race dae finish am.. God bless me. Amen